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  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    Next purchase for carrying while wearing my speedo will be Keltec PMR30 .22 SWR Mag 30 rounds 13 ounces. https://www.keltecweapons.com/pistols/pmr-30
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Sorta surprised Swaye is allowed to possess firearms

    We came to an agreement


    Turns out mescaline, weed and guns all work as currency in SoCal's barter economy.
  • dongman
    dongman Member Posts: 2,384

    Next purchase for carrying while wearing my speedo will be Keltec PMR30 .22 SWR Mag 30 rounds 13 ounces. https://www.keltecweapons.com/pistols/pmr-30

    For when you have to take down a guy and 4 of squad too. And shoot out their tires. And have a few rounds to shoot randomly into the sky.
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,116
    whlinder said:

    MisterEm said:

    whlinder said:

    Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.

    I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.

    Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.
    Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.

    Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not a peep.
    you sure she’s not here for Dragon Con?

    I saw a bunch of sluts in slutty bunny rabbit outfits. No pics cause with my wife and kid. Didn’t know how to explain that to the kid.
    You know why you were flagged.
  • dipwad
    dipwad Member Posts: 42
    dOgmaster said:

    Maybe the lack of trash talk is because their fans don’t see uw as a real challenge. They are in the SEC!!!! I doubt the football team thinks like that, if they have watched any film.

    If this game was west of the mississippi they would shit thier pants.

    Fuck the sec!

    Or maybe they just don't fear teams led by noodle armed divas.

    Save yourself the trouble and start the post-game bender now. Even impartial nfl scouts can't get through Browning's film without gorging their eyes out.

    "I get upset watching this tape. It unjustly oppressed an offense that could have been impossibly explosive in the past couple of seasons, and all signs indicate it will again."

    https://thedraftnetwork.com/2018/08/09/washington-qb-jake-browning-scouting-process-over-results/
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,720 Founders Club
    Fuck all of you on your lose assholes
  • dOgmaster
    dOgmaster Member Posts: 589
    dipwad said:

    dOgmaster said:

    Maybe the lack of trash talk is because their fans don’t see uw as a real challenge. They are in the SEC!!!! I doubt the football team thinks like that, if they have watched any film.

    If this game was west of the mississippi they would shit thier pants.

    Fuck the sec!

    Or maybe they just don't fear teams led by noodle armed divas.

    Save yourself the trouble and start the post-game bender now. Even impartial nfl scouts can't get through Browning's film without gorging their eyes out.

    "I get upset watching this tape. It unjustly oppressed an offense that could have been impossibly explosive in the past couple of seasons, and all signs indicate it will again."

    https://thedraftnetwork.com/2018/08/09/washington-qb-jake-browning-scouting-process-over-results/
    Haha, great articke. If the doogs read that there is going to be a mad rush to the I-5 bridge.
  • AuburnNole
    AuburnNole Member Posts: 2
    edited September 2018
    I joined to enlighten you all.

    So you all know half of Alabama will arrive tomorrow. You will be vastly outnumbered. I live in Auburn and its slammed here tonight. Auburn fans would much rather party here tonight and take the short drive tomorrow to ATL.

    Nobody is worried about Washington. Nobody even knows who the huskies are. If you win we don’t care we still have the whole year to play. That said we fully expect to win but we don’t play well in that stadium. If this was at Jordan Hare, especially at night, it wouldn’t even be close. Speaking of so called panzies you all are the ones that want the roof closed cause its humid out. Our Defense will do the talking for us. This ain’t the Pac 12 or some lame bowl game against UCF. Auburn will be ready tomorrow.

    On the UGA and Bammer fans. First of all 90 percent of them have never been to a game and surely didn’t graduate from those schools. UGA has the worst fans in the country. If you were playing them tomorrow they would start fights with everyone win or lose. They even go after pregnant women. They are pure garbage. And yes they hate Auburn because we beat them all the time. Auburn has recently won a national championship, played in another one and has a recent heisman. What does Washington have? Or UGA?

    Don’t expect trash talk from to many Auburn fans because it’s not like that with us. We don’t care. If we lose we will come home to our perfect little town and drive our Mercedes. Just telling you how it is. This is God country and that is always first here. If you want some trash talking book a game in Tally again FSU or come back and play UGA. Either of those fan bases will give you all you want and some. Southern people are a different breed.

    This is all meant in good fun and in all seriousness I hope we have a good experience with your fans tomorrow. Btw we all hate that new stadium. The Georgia dome was better and way easier to get in and out of. You will see that tomorrow. If your in the top deck the numbers for the rows are hard to find and almost on the ground. Try not to get mugged in downtown ATL tonight. It’s not the safest city.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,260 Founders Club
    Mad_Son said:

    I joined to enlighten you all.

    So you all know half of Alabama will arrive tomorrow. You will be vastly outnumbered. I live in Auburn and its slammed here tonight. Auburn fans would much rather party here tonight and take the short drive tomorrow to ATL.

    Nobody is worried about Washington. Nobody even knows who the huskies are. If you win we don’t care we still have the whole year to play. That said we fully expect to win but we don’t play well in that stadium. If this was at Jordan Hare, especially at night, it wouldn’t even be close. Speaking of so called panzies you all are the ones that want the roof closed cause its humid out. Our Defense will do the talking for us. This ain’t the Pac 12 or some lame bowl game against UCF. Auburn will be ready tomorrow.

    On the UGA and Bammer fans. First of all 90 percent of them have never been to a game and surely didn’t graduate from those schools. UGA has the worst fans in the country. If you were playing them tomorrow they would start fights with everyone win or lose. They even go after pregnant women. They are pure garbage. And yes they hate Auburn because we beat them all the time. Auburn has recently won a national championship, played in another one and has a recent heisman. What does Washington have? Or UGA?

    Don’t expect trash talk from to many Auburn fans because it’s not like that with us. We don’t care. If we lose we will come home to our perfect little town and drive our Mercedes. Just telling you how it is. This is God country and that is always first here. If you want some trash talking book a game in Tally again FSU or come back and play UGA. Either of those fan bases will give you all you want and some. Southern people are a different breed.

    This is all meant in good fun and in all seriousness I hope we have a good experience with your fans tomorrow. Btw we all hate that new stadium. The Georgia dome was better and way easier to get in and out of. You will see that tomorrow. If your in the top deck the numbers for the rows are hard to find and almost on the ground. Try not to get mugged in downtown ATL tonight. It’s not the safest city.

    Well shit if we're gonna talk Mercedes ownership stats then Seattle would blow the doors off Auburn per capita.

    Doubt it. I don't know anyone who has a Mercedes. Most of my friends mainly have Aston Martins and Rolls Royces in their fleets.
    Well that only furthers my point since those are even fancier rides.
  • AuburnNole
    AuburnNole Member Posts: 2
    I really expected more class from Washington fans. It almost feels like this is a Miami Hurricanes forum. Act like you have been there before. This is just another game for us. At least I got this forum alive again. You have 6 pages for a game thread. Auburn has 10 sites with hundreds of threads. Win tomorrow and maybe we will realize your there. Off to bed. We have a quick drive to the A in the morning. Later puppy dogs.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,260 Founders Club

    I really expected more class from Washington fans. It almost feels like this is a Miami Hurricanes forum. Act like you have been there before. This is just another game for us. At least I got this forum alive again. You have 6 pages for a game thread. Auburn has 10 sites with hundreds of threads. Win tomorrow and maybe we will realize your there. Off to bed. We have a quick drive to the A in the morning. Later puppy dogs.

    Miami (hi @creepycoug ) is a bunch of pours like Auburn. Their endowment is only $1 billlion.
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    doogville said:

    Quality of life smack talk from someone living in one of the worst shitholes on Earth aka Alabama.

    I truly have seen it all.

    Hey man, they live in allah's country
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    I stand with the nole
  • gmo
    gmo Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,849 Founders Club
    Auburn Washington...

    No longer just an amazing place for homeless bums and millennial snowflakes meth heads.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Sources said:

    whlinder said:

    Another ATL update:

    Sark is no longer fat and sloppy. But he still doesn’t coach. He spent the whole warm up wandering around aimlessly, tossing a ball around, chatting up the Dolphins coaches, and basically not doing anything. He is still successfully selling his bullshit. Congrats Sark. Cheers to you.

    CSB

    Sounds like he's lining up his next job.
    Seahawks will be looking for a new head coach soon...
  • Gilbystaint
    Gilbystaint Member Posts: 1,061
    Game Day Bitches!!