OFFICIAL Washington-Auburn Game Thread sponsored by Jimmy Dean Sausage
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All boobs accounts ?PurpleBaze said:Heaven's Gate is nothing. This is what HCH is going to look like Saturday afternoon.
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Another ATL update:
This stadium is amazing. Of course not at all close to a college stadium, but as an entertainment facility for the NFL, Oh My Gawd.
The roof opening was a spectacle in itself.
I got Desmond Trufant to flash the dubs. There were a few people in Husky colors but none of them recognized Trufant because our retarded doog fans are retarded.
Food concession prices are reasonable which is refreshing.
Sark is no longer fat and sloppy. But he still doesn’t coach. He spent the whole warm up wandering around aimlessly, tossing a ball around, chatting up the Dolphins coaches, and basically not doing anything. He is still successfully selling his bullshit. Congrats Sark. Cheers to you.
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Fuck at this point I'm just excited football is BACK! and we have a game worth watching instead of playing fucking some shit tier cupcake. Saturday can't come fast enough. I am off work tomorrow and may have to spend a good portion of it drunk just bc what the fuck else am I going to focus on until kickoff?
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Sounds like he's lining up his next job.whlinder said:Another ATL update:
Sark is no longer fat and sloppy. But he still doesn’t coach. He spent the whole warm up wandering around aimlessly, tossing a ball around, chatting up the Dolphins coaches, and basically not doing anything. He is still successfully selling his bullshit. Congrats Sark. Cheers to you.
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Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.whlinder said:
Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.Edwin_Bambino said:Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.
I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.
Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not a peep.
ASU and Pedo State fans at least talked shit on our last two road trips... hoping it gets better. I need the conflict. -
Bro and I are at Big Sky, got free shots for being the first UW fans in the establishment. Bartender was a Georgia Tech fan, gave us a resounding fuck Auburn. Still no Auburn shit talk. Auburn fans are pussies!!!
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I am truly shocked at the lack of balls with their fans here. Illinois fans talked more shit when Sark led our lawnmowing dwags to Soldier Field. This is sad.Edwin_Bambino said:Bro and I are at Big Sky, got free shots for being the first UW fans in the establishment. Bartender was a Georgia Tech fan, gave us a resounding fuck Auburn. Still no Auburn shit talk. Auburn fans are pussies!!!
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@Mad_Son you gonna be in mid-season alcoholic form for this matchup?
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you sure she’s not here for Dragon Con?MisterEm said:
Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.whlinder said:
Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.Edwin_Bambino said:Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.
I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.
Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not a peep.
I saw a bunch of sluts in slutty bunny rabbit outfits. No pics cause with my wife and kid. Didn’t know how to explain that to the kid. -
Some people just like to dress up.whlinder said:
you sure she’s not here for Dragon Con?MisterEm said:
Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.whlinder said:
Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.Edwin_Bambino said:Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.
I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.
Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not a peep.
I saw a bunch of sluts in slutty bunny rabbit outfits. No pics cause with my wife and kid. Didn’t know how to explain that to the kid. -
Lotta under cover Dawgs in this bar. Still no Auburn fans. I like the Dwags in this one, rather easily.
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Literal LoL!whlinder said:
you sure she’s not here for Dragon Con?MisterEm said:
Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.whlinder said:
Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.Edwin_Bambino said:Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.
I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.
Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not a peep.
I saw a bunch of sluts in slutty bunny rabbit outfits. No pics cause with my wife and kid. Didn’t know how to explain that to the kid.
She made me go for a run this morning before we ignored being human and started day drinking. -
YKWMisterEm said:
Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.whlinder said:
Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.Edwin_Bambino said:Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.
I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.
Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not a peep.
ASU and Pedo State fans at least talked shit on our last two road trips... hoping it gets better. I need the conflict. -
I’m sure @MisterEm meant to post pics of the young dude with the Georgia plates but didn’t want to upset MrsEm.salemcoog said:
YKWMisterEm said:
Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.whlinder said:
Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.Edwin_Bambino said:Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.
I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.
Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not a peep.
ASU and Pedo State fans at least talked shit on our last two road trips... hoping it gets better. I need the conflict. -
Did we win yet?
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Maybe the lack of trash talk is because their fans don’t see uw as a real challenge. They are in the SEC!!!! I doubt the football team thinks like that, if they have watched any film.
If this game was west of the mississippi they would shit thier pants.
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thank you for the reminder of this gif. Original post has been fixed.Doog_de_Jour said:
The Jimmy Deans sausage will compliment the game day chili nicely. -
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Simple. "Son, one day that is where you put your dick. They are called sluts. Or dick holsters."whlinder said:
you sure she’s not here for Dragon Con?MisterEm said:
Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.whlinder said:
Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.Edwin_Bambino said:Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.
I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.
Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not a peep.
I saw a bunch of sluts in slutty bunny rabbit outfits. No pics cause with my wife and kid. Didn’t know how to explain that to the kid. -
Agreed. Or cum dumpsters.Swaye said:
Simple. "Son, one day that is where you put your dick. They are called sluts. Or dick holsters."whlinder said:
you sure she’s not here for Dragon Con?MisterEm said:
Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.whlinder said:
Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.Edwin_Bambino said:Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.
I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.
Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not a peep.
I saw a bunch of sluts in slutty bunny rabbit outfits. No pics cause with my wife and kid. Didn’t know how to explain that to the kid.
Except that I have a daughter.
And I will never take your advice on what to say to her. -
You are a smart man.whlinder said:
Agreed. Or cum dumpsters.Swaye said:
Simple. "Son, one day that is where you put your dick. They are called sluts. Or dick holsters."whlinder said:
you sure she’s not here for Dragon Con?MisterEm said:
Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.whlinder said:
Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.Edwin_Bambino said:Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.
I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.
Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not a peep.
I saw a bunch of sluts in slutty bunny rabbit outfits. No pics cause with my wife and kid. Didn’t know how to explain that to the kid.
Except that I have a daughter.
And I will never take your advice on what to say to her. -
Finally got chirped as we were hopping in our Uber going back to the hotel. All the guy said was “maybe next year!”, wear a UW polo in this town all week and that’s all I get? Sad really. Sad to see how far SEC shit talking has fallen.
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God we suck at branding. The weasel logo and Brownsocks. Fuck us. -
MARTA = Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta.whlinder said:
Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.Edwin_Bambino said:Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.
I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.
One of the first things I was told when I moved to the sowff. -
Of course @Mosster47 will be living in this thread...jack fan of a 7 win program now...
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Good news. We've decided to push anniversary dinner out to a future weekend so sobriety is no longer a requirement.UWhuskytskeet said:@Mad_Son you gonna be in mid-season alcoholic form for this matchup?
Time to see if all my summer conditioning has paid off. I've mostly focused on burning out with beers but we'll see if that has given me the strength to do the heavy whiskey lifting I typically do during games -
Great racist crap as alwaysMosster47 said:
MARTA = Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta.whlinder said:
Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.Edwin_Bambino said:Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.
I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.
One of the first things I was told when I moved to the sowff. -
Gun store just called to tell me my new gun is in. So, at least I will have a nice new pistol to shoot myself with if Shitsox does his normal thing.
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10 MM is a vicious round.Swaye said:Gun store just called to tell me my new gun is in. So, at least I will have a nice new pistol to shoot myself with if Shitsox does his normal thing.
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If he's truly ironically self-loathing, it should be a .41 Long ColtYellowSnow said:
10 MM is a vicious round.Swaye said:Gun store just called to tell me my new gun is in. So, at least I will have a nice new pistol to shoot myself with if Shitsox does his normal thing.