OFFICIAL Washington-Auburn Game Thread sponsored by Jimmy Dean Sausage
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Hey Bitchfork, go fuck yourself. I have very little joy in my life so don't try to ruin the small shred that exists.Pitchfork51 said:
you know that boning your girlfriend isnt really internet brag worthy rightSwaye said:
Sorry you said I do. But seriously, I love Pete. Glad ot have him Yaddayaddayadda....the fucker has not won one major marque game since he haas been here...and get the fuck out with Tree and Buffalo. Not big time programs on big time stages. USC end of the season for all the bragging rights? Shit ourselves. Bama in the CFP. Shitsoxed ourselves. Penn State in a NY6? Face raped worse than the score showed. Auburn in the feature opening weekend national game? Just gave it away with Shitsox sputtering around all over the place half the game, looking competent the other half, and the DBs playing some weird gameplan that looked like it was designed in an alien rape chamber.YellowSnow said:
Fuck off Chief. No loser coitus for me today. Thanks for rubbing it in.Swaye said:
How come we always lose every coin flip game against a marque opponent? That's either 0-4 or 0-5 now. I can;t remember which. Fuck it, CLS is in the shower and I'm about to go balls deep. All 3 inches.YellowSnow said:
Race is right. Didn't see anything today indicating we can not still have a good season and win the Pac. It was a coin flip game; we came up on the wrong side. So fucking be it. Saban loses to Auburn too.RaceBannon said:
FUCK YOUPurpleJ said:
Fuck the trendRaceBannon said:Losers lose but the trend is up ticking
0-4. At some point 10-3 and winning a shit bowl or losing a bowl that matters isn't good enough. At some point you have to win the big game when the lights are on and the opponent isn't Colorado. Shower just cut off so she must be well shaved. I gotta go give her some Slim Pickens. Later fags.
now if you rocked the chubbo at the bar....thats a different story. -
“Bringing out the worst of every fanbase since 2012” or 2011 or whenever this circlejerk started
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Shit Sox is really hard to sayoregonblitzkrieg said:
You're good and looked like you belong, but you still need a Heisman caliber QB, or something pretty close to it, to sniff the natty.CuntWaffle said:Guys Browning fucking killed us. It’s simple. He threw an Omega fucking shitty interception. Had one of the worst fumbles I have ever seen in my life. Then recreated his amazing USC and Stanford Whirling Dirvish sack (I could hear the Benny Hill music in you background).
The difference between THIS game and the Bama/PSU games is we looked like we belong. They kicked our ass in the first quarter but we kicked theirs in the 3rd.
Defense made adjustments and actually played pretty well. If the offense could have scored ONCE in those 3 trips to the red zone we would be celebrating the natty already. But alas we have shit Sox leading this team and because of that the ceiling is lower than it should be. -
Auspicious 2,000 comment.UW_Doog_Bot said:Well, off to kill myself. Bye guys!
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What he said.Swaye said:
Hey Bitchfork, go fuck yourself. I have very little joy in my life so don't try to ruin the small shred that exists.Pitchfork51 said:
you know that boning your girlfriend isnt really internet brag worthy rightSwaye said:
Sorry you said I do. But seriously, I love Pete. Glad ot have him Yaddayaddayadda....the fucker has not won one major marque game since he haas been here...and get the fuck out with Tree and Buffalo. Not big time programs on big time stages. USC end of the season for all the bragging rights? Shit ourselves. Bama in the CFP. Shitsoxed ourselves. Penn State in a NY6? Face raped worse than the score showed. Auburn in the feature opening weekend national game? Just gave it away with Shitsox sputtering around all over the place half the game, looking competent the other half, and the DBs playing some weird gameplan that looked like it was designed in an alien rape chamber.YellowSnow said:
Fuck off Chief. No loser coitus for me today. Thanks for rubbing it in.Swaye said:
How come we always lose every coin flip game against a marque opponent? That's either 0-4 or 0-5 now. I can;t remember which. Fuck it, CLS is in the shower and I'm about to go balls deep. All 3 inches.YellowSnow said:
Race is right. Didn't see anything today indicating we can not still have a good season and win the Pac. It was a coin flip game; we came up on the wrong side. So fucking be it. Saban loses to Auburn too.RaceBannon said:
FUCK YOUPurpleJ said:
Fuck the trendRaceBannon said:Losers lose but the trend is up ticking
0-4. At some point 10-3 and winning a shit bowl or losing a bowl that matters isn't good enough. At some point you have to win the big game when the lights are on and the opponent isn't Colorado. Shower just cut off so she must be well shaved. I gotta go give her some Slim Pickens. Later fags.
now if you rocked the chubbo at the bar....thats a different story.



