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Hardcore Husky's Best Prolific Poster

Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
edited August 2017 in Hardcore Husky Board
So, because I am mostly gay I decided to rank the quality, as rated by the bored at large, of the most prolific poasters on HH. Simple scale. I divided the total number of points (gained for upvotes and chins) by their total number of posts. The higher the number, the better their relative ranking.

I did this for the people with 10K posts and up. I don;t think I forgot anyone, but if I did fuck off anyway. I figure you have to sustain this shit over years and years to be worthy of anything. You can't just come in here, flash your dick around, gain piles of chins, and blow away with a high avergae like @GaryFromTeenMom or whatever. No flash in the pan mother fuckers.

Without further ado...

1) @Dennis_DeYoung 3.85 (I figured Race for sure here, but Dennis wins the day...proof we love queers here)
2) @RaceBannon 3.33 (As a certified minion I wept when I did this calculation)
3) @GrundleStiltzkin 3.29 (Everyone is talking about the difference between this years Grundle and last years version)
4) @DerekJohnson 3.02 (It's good to be the King)

So that's the above 3.00 top tier. The rest of you sort of suck, but I still love you bff buddy.

5) @Cuntwaffle 2.88 (Respectable showing for anyone named after a vaginal breakfast food)
6) @dnc 2.84 (It's okay pookie we'll do some really gay shit tonight)
7) @Gladstone (You are still my number one GOT gangsta)
8) @purplebaze 2.56 (Not bad for off brand Grundle)

I don't know what the fuck happened down below here.

9) @RoadDawg55 2.41 (Criminally underrated imo)
10) @TierbsHsotBoobs 2.34 (I still love you Boobs even though it's obvious you suck)
11) @PostGameOrangeSlices 2.04 (***crickets***)

Honorable Mention: @CokeGreaterThanPepsi has a STUNNING 4.47 score, but with only 6.5K posts I couldn't include him. As a point of reference , the self proclaimed greatest poster here, @puppylove_sugarsteel scored a 2.31, and also with 6.5K posts. Which would have been good for 11th, if he had enough posts. So I guess 11th place is the new best, if you drop 10. Sorry puppy.

Yes, I have no life. EAFD.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,334 Founders Club
    edited August 2017
    DeepSeaZ said:

    if I ever get 32k posts then I'll probably kill myself if one of you haven't already done the job already.

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    edited August 2017
    Gladstone was a 2.68. I'm terrible at this.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,334 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    Gladstone was a 2.68. I'm terrible at this.

    Yes, you fucked up tagging @Dennis_DeYoung to boot.

    Good effort though.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    PurpleBaze said:

    Swaye said:

    Gladstone was a 2.68. I'm terrible at this.

    Yes, you fucked up tagging @Dennis_DeYoung to boot.

    Good effort though.
    See above.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Swaye said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Since @Swaye learned math from VAJ, I calculated his rating.

    3.70.


    Outstanding humblebrag thread.

    I was never listing myself. You have to be a real fag to list yourself.
    But you knew someone would minion for you.

    Much respect.
    I look at it this way, Dennis, Race and others have legit numbers. If you take away my rehab, cocaine and Mexico hookers stories, I clock in at about a 1.64. Worse than pumpy. I embarrass myself.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Mad_Son said:

    Swaye said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Swaye said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Since @Swaye learned math from VAJ, I calculated his rating.

    3.70.


    Outstanding humblebrag thread.

    I was never listing myself. You have to be a real fag to list yourself.
    But you knew someone would minion for you.

    Much respect.
    I look at it this way, Dennis, Race and others have legit numbers. If you take away my rehab, cocaine and Mexico hookers stories, I clock in at about a 1.64. Worse than pumpy. I embarrass myself.
    We all do what we've got to do. Rehab is a means to an end. That end being points in the boards.
    Exactly. I parlayed an alcohol and drug addiction into a top 5 rating on a message bored where nobody but two people even know me. Victory!

    Now let's get this back on track (looking at you Boobs), Pumpy is the best 11th place poster on this bored.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Thanks for FREE PUB @Swaye, which was very surprising because I'm such a shit poster who contributes nothing 75% of the time.

    I actually expected you to be higher but the 8,000 posts to show every Playboy centerfold ever in the Wam hurt you. Only because you only averaged about 1.5 upvotes per post because this place is so lousy with faggots.
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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    FUCK YOU FAGS I WIN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Coker actually has you crushed but by his grace decided to not get to 10k because he knows how much you need this.
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  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    Swaye said:

    Mad_Son said:

    Also I see I come in at 1.94. Thankfully I'm ineligible due to my dearth of posts. While coming in below pgos is embarrassing I chalk it up to the majority of my posts being unintelligible drunken spam in the game threads.

    Every loser here is calculating their score after seeing this thread. Few will have the balls to admit it, or their score. You got big jew balls.
    Soon I will figure out how to invest my existing points to earn more points.
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,106
    Fuck popularity contests ...

    Personally, anytime I see a thread where I get 10 votes of any kind and they are generally split I consider that a winning post
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