The most important thing to these people is to lower standards to avoid disappointment. At all costs.
Instead of rooting for signing 5-stars, they say their 2-stars are just as good! Instead of being critical of the coaches, they say 'you try it! it's not so easy' (same for players, although I NEVER bash the players). Instead of saying 'Oregon won' it's 'Oregon cheated'.
They become more obsessed with their hated CHEATING rivals than themselves, because (as a product of lowering standards) they become obsessed with their CHEATING rivals and they want standards to be brought down to their level. Everything else becomes UNFAIR!
Doogs these days HATE Oregon (I don't) and view them as our MAIN RIVAL (how?). They apologize for the Cuogs (this is because they intuitively know the Cuogs use their logic, so they don't hate the Cuogs and their low standards like they should).
They loved Sark because he was the ultimate Doog coach: there are no real standards, but we know he's better than Ty. He let them keep their low standards and hatred of everything with high standards while winning some and providing excitement. Doogs love excitement because they are dumb.
This is why Doogs don't like Pete very much: he ruins all their narratives. This is why Doogs have to credit Sark for SOME of Pete's success (even though it's obvious he contributed nothing to it).
Doogs HATE Ty (although they loved him when he was here until '08) because they can't figure out it was already fucked under Gilby and they want to blame an outsider (Doogs are dumb like that).
Doogs ended up hating Neuheisel because they could blame another outsider (I hate Neu, too).
Doogs are people who instead of wanting greatness, prefer mediocrity because they are unsure greatness is achievable and it hurts them to admit it. They become bitter because they lack confidence in general about the world. And they should all be shot. Along with Cuogs.
Oregon is our NW rival. The hate is there on both sides. Both programs have had success.
WSU is not a rival. They suck ass. Then they make claims about how Oregon has dominated us to refute this point, as if it's even close to the same situation. Aggy schools are just happy to be Power 5. They are no ones rival.
SC is our true rival, and really the rival of the entire conference. I don't care if the feeling is mutual or not. They are the team you want to beat 17-12 in their own empty stadium.
USC doesn't give a shit about us. Their rivals are Notre Dame and the other schools in Cali.
WSU, as stated is a total joke and only counts as a rival because they are in Washington.
Oregon is our main rival. Neither fan base likes the other. The series is competitive. The biggest doogs here are the ones who are so threatened by Oregon that they can't admit to being their rival.
Oregon is our NW rival. The hate is there on both sides. Both programs have had success.
WSU is not a rival. They suck ass. Then they make claims about how Oregon has dominated us to refute this point, as if it's even close to the same situation. Aggy schools are just happy to be Power 5. They are no ones rival.
SC is our true rival, and really the rival of the entire conference. I don't care if the feeling is mutual or not. They are the team you want to beat 17-12 in their own empty stadium.
USC doesn't give a shit about us. Their rivals are Notre Dame and the other schools in Cali.
WSU, as stated is a total joke and only counts as a rival because they are in Washington.
Oregon is our main rival. Neither fan base likes the other. The series is competitive. The biggest doogs here are the ones who are so threatened by Oregon that they can't admit to being their rival.
Staff! True?
2004 Eugene, OR Oregon 31–6 2005 Eugene, OR Oregon 45–21 2006 Eugene, OR Oregon 34–14 2007 Seattle, WA Oregon 55–34 2008 Eugene, OR Oregon 44–10 2009 Seattle, WA Oregon 43–19 2010 Eugene, OR Oregon 53–16 2011 Seattle, WA Oregon 34–17 2012 Eugene, OR Oregon 52–21 2013 Seattle, WA Oregon 45–24 2014 Eugene, OR Oregon 45–20 2015 Seattle, WA Oregon 26–20 2016 Eugene, OR Washington 70–21
Oregon is our NW rival. The hate is there on both sides. Both programs have had success.
WSU is not a rival. They suck ass. Then they make claims about how Oregon has dominated us to refute this point, as if it's even close to the same situation. Aggy schools are just happy to be Power 5. They are no ones rival.
SC is our true rival, and really the rival of the entire conference. I don't care if the feeling is mutual or not. They are the team you want to beat 17-12 in their own empty stadium.
USC doesn't give a shit about us. Their rivals are Notre Dame and the other schools in Cali.
WSU, as stated is a total joke and only counts as a rival because they are in Washington.
Oregon is our main rival. Neither fan base likes the other. The series is competitive. The biggest doogs here are the ones who are so threatened by Oregon that they can't admit to being their rival.
Staff! True?
2004 Eugene, OR Oregon 31–6 2005 Eugene, OR Oregon 45–21 2006 Eugene, OR Oregon 34–14 2007 Seattle, WA Oregon 55–34 2008 Eugene, OR Oregon 44–10 2009 Seattle, WA Oregon 43–19 2010 Eugene, OR Oregon 53–16 2011 Seattle, WA Oregon 34–17 2012 Eugene, OR Oregon 52–21 2013 Seattle, WA Oregon 45–24 2014 Eugene, OR Oregon 45–20 2015 Seattle, WA Oregon 26–20 2016 Eugene, OR Washington 70–21
Oregon is our NW rival. The hate is there on both sides. Both programs have had success.
WSU is not a rival. They suck ass. Then they make claims about how Oregon has dominated us to refute this point, as if it's even close to the same situation. Aggy schools are just happy to be Power 5. They are no ones rival.
SC is our true rival, and really the rival of the entire conference. I don't care if the feeling is mutual or not. They are the team you want to beat 17-12 in their own empty stadium.
USC doesn't give a shit about us. Their rivals are Notre Dame and the other schools in Cali.
WSU, as stated is a total joke and only counts as a rival because they are in Washington.
Oregon is our main rival. Neither fan base likes the other. The series is competitive. The biggest doogs here are the ones who are so threatened by Oregon that they can't admit to being their rival.
Staff! True?
2004 Eugene, OR Oregon 31–6 2005 Eugene, OR Oregon 45–21 2006 Eugene, OR Oregon 34–14 2007 Seattle, WA Oregon 55–34 2008 Eugene, OR Oregon 44–10 2009 Seattle, WA Oregon 43–19 2010 Eugene, OR Oregon 53–16 2011 Seattle, WA Oregon 34–17 2012 Eugene, OR Oregon 52–21 2013 Seattle, WA Oregon 45–24 2014 Eugene, OR Oregon 45–20 2015 Seattle, WA Oregon 26–20 2016 Eugene, OR Washington 70–21
The Cuogs are OUR? rival because they stand against everything we stand for. Sure, the series is not competitive, but it shouldn't be.
One of the universities is a world-class research uni, in a world-class city with a world-class coach.
The other is a place where you can learn to breed animals in the middle of a cow pie with a guy who looks like an Irish grandmother who has gone from locking people in sheds to coaching in one.
It's one of the most natural rivalries in sport. , Who GAF about Oregon? They're not relevant.
Doogs are people who instead of wanting greatness, prefer mediocrity because they are unsure greatness is achievable and it hurts them to admit it. They become bitter because they lack confidence in general about the world.
The Cuogs are OUR? rival because they stand against everything we stand for. Sure, the series is not competitive, but it shouldn't be.
One of the universities is a world-class research uni, in a world-class city with a world-class coach.
The other is a place where you can learn to breed animals in the middle of a cow pie with a guy who looks like an Irish grandmother who has gone from locking people in sheds to coaching in one.
It's one of the most natural rivalries in sport. , Who GAF about Oregon? They're not relevant.
The Cuogs are OUR? rival because they stand against everything we stand for. Sure, the series is not competitive, but it shouldn't be.
One of the universities is a world-class research uni, in a world-class city with a world-class coach.
The other is a place where you can learn to breed animals in the middle of a cow pie with a guy who looks like an Irish grandmother who has gone from locking people in sheds to coaching in one.
It's one of the most natural rivalries in sport. , Who GAF about Oregon? They're not relevant.
The Cuogs are OUR? rival because they stand against everything we stand for. Sure, the series is not competitive, but it shouldn't be.
One of the universities is a world-class research uni, in a world-class city with a world-class coach.
The other is a place where you can learn to breed animals in the middle of a cow pie with a guy who looks like an Irish grandmother who has gone from locking people in sheds to coaching in one.
It's one of the most natural rivalries in sport. , Who GAF about Oregon? They're not relevant.
The Cuogs are OUR? rival because they stand against everything we stand for. Sure, the series is not competitive, but it shouldn't be.
One of the universities is a world-class research uni, in a world-class city with a world-class coach.
The other is a place where you can learn to breed animals in the middle of a cow pie with a guy who looks like an Irish grandmother who has gone from locking people in sheds to coaching in one.
It's one of the most natural rivalries in sport. , Who GAF about Oregon? They're not relevant.
But that's just some regional bullshit where we stomp them and proclaim ourselves champions of a state with no other college team besides maybe Eastern.
This last year was the first in forever where there was actually something riding on the game, at their shit hole, and they were flattened after 10 minutes. Schools can hate each other without there actually being a rivalry.
Oregon is still relevant. They have a really loyal, pathetic fan base that actually shows up to spring games, they've been to the championship twice recently, and they were able to combine talent+system to be elite. The state pride thing is sad but real, which makes it more of a rivalry than Wazzu imo.
But if Taggert really mires that program into 7-8 wins, Petersen will destroy him and it won't be a rivalry anymore. They'll stop caring and turn their money and attention over to Altman.
Hmm, I guess I wasn't making much of a coherent point here, but fuck it Petersen is ushering all of these programs into a gas chamber anyways.
The Cuogs are OUR? rival because they stand against everything we stand for. Sure, the series is not competitive, but it shouldn't be.
One of the universities is a world-class research uni, in a world-class city with a world-class coach.
The other is a place where you can learn to breed animals in the middle of a cow pie with a guy who looks like an Irish grandmother who has gone from locking people in sheds to coaching in one.
It's one of the most natural rivalries in sport. , Who GAF about Oregon? They're not relevant.
Doog post. Doog poaster.
Using your own definition, who are your top 10 doog posters on this forum? Please exclude those who have HIV, we have suffered enough.
Pumpy Aubbie (who) Tequilla Passion The doogpound transplant
There are a few more I can't think of. Most these types are at the other UW sites. If you thought Sark was growing into a good coach or that Oregon dominated us because they cheated, or you constantly complain about the media not giving UW love... You belong in this group.
The rest of us are all doogs, but a level below. We don't doog all the time, we doog in different ways, but we are doogs.
Then there is guys like Boobs and J. They are hardly even fans.
The Cuogs are OUR? rival because they stand against everything we stand for. Sure, the series is not competitive, but it shouldn't be.
One of the universities is a world-class research uni, in a world-class city with a world-class coach.
The other is a place where you can learn to breed animals in the middle of a cow pie with a guy who looks like an Irish grandmother who has gone from locking people in sheds to coaching in one.
It's one of the most natural rivalries in sport. , Who GAF about Oregon? They're not relevant.
IDGAF but since you brought up academic smack, there's nothing "natural" about the rivalry at all on that front. Most rival schools share similar academic rankings/backgrounds. Using ARWU:
The Cuogs are OUR? rival because they stand against everything we stand for. Sure, the series is not competitive, but it shouldn't be.
One of the universities is a world-class research uni, in a world-class city with a world-class coach.
The other is a place where you can learn to breed animals in the middle of a cow pie with a guy who looks like an Irish grandmother who has gone from locking people in sheds to coaching in one.
It's one of the most natural rivalries in sport. , Who GAF about Oregon? They're not relevant.
IDGAF but since you brought up academic smack, there's nothing "natural" about the rivalry at all on that front. Most rival schools share similar academic rankings/backgrounds. Using ARWU:
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WSU, as stated is a total joke and only counts as a rival because they are in Washington.
Oregon is our main rival. Neither fan base likes the other. The series is competitive. The biggest doogs here are the ones who are so threatened by Oregon that they can't admit to being their rival.
2004 Eugene, OR Oregon 31–6
2005 Eugene, OR Oregon 45–21
2006 Eugene, OR Oregon 34–14
2007 Seattle, WA Oregon 55–34
2008 Eugene, OR Oregon 44–10
2009 Seattle, WA Oregon 43–19
2010 Eugene, OR Oregon 53–16
2011 Seattle, WA Oregon 34–17
2012 Eugene, OR Oregon 52–21
2013 Seattle, WA Oregon 45–24
2014 Eugene, OR Oregon 45–20
2015 Seattle, WA Oregon 26–20
2016 Eugene, OR Washington 70–21
One of the universities is a world-class research uni, in a world-class city with a world-class coach.
The other is a place where you can learn to breed animals in the middle of a cow pie with a guy who looks like an Irish grandmother who has gone from locking people in sheds to coaching in one.
It's one of the most natural rivalries in sport.
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Who GAF about Oregon? They're not relevant.
Doog poaster.
This last year was the first in forever where there was actually something riding on the game, at their shit hole, and they were flattened after 10 minutes. Schools can hate each other without there actually being a rivalry.
Oregon is still relevant. They have a really loyal, pathetic fan base that actually shows up to spring games, they've been to the championship twice recently, and they were able to combine talent+system to be elite. The state pride thing is sad but real, which makes it more of a rivalry than Wazzu imo.
But if Taggert really mires that program into 7-8 wins, Petersen will destroy him and it won't be a rivalry anymore. They'll stop caring and turn their money and attention over to Altman.
Hmm, I guess I wasn't making much of a coherent point here, but fuck it Petersen is ushering all of these programs into a gas chamber anyways.
No cure:
Pumpy
Aubbie (who)
Tequilla
Passion
The doogpound transplant
There are a few more I can't think of. Most these types are at the other UW sites. If you thought Sark was growing into a good coach or that Oregon dominated us because they cheated, or you constantly complain about the media not giving UW love... You belong in this group.
The rest of us are all doogs, but a level below. We don't doog all the time, we doog in different ways, but we are doogs.
Then there is guys like Boobs and J. They are hardly even fans.
Stanford #2 vs Cal #6
Arizona #104 vs Arizona State #118
Oregon #320 vs #290 Oregon St
USC #29 vs UCLA #12
Duke #25 vs #35 UNC
UW #15 vs WSU #400