Stupid contest
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You owe me a new pair of sweatpantshuskyhooligan said: -
Quit fagging out the thread, dumbfuck.oregonblitzkrieg said:
I have some pics of your mom if you want those.dflea said:
I just want pics.Swaye said:So, in a crappy version of Where's Waldo, we will play Where's Swaye?
After my emotional life changing rehabilitation, I decided I needed a trip. Out of the country. Where I can't get drugs easily, but where I can get hookers legally. Or even not have to pay for it and just raw dog local chicks. I like to live dangerously.
So, the shit ass game is to guess where I am at. Country and city. You get no hints, except what I said above, and the fact that I will not be responding for a half day because I am getting on a train to travel across the country on a 5 hour train trip. I flew into the country yesterday. That's it, for now. I assume nobody will play this bullshit, but if you do I may give more cryptic hints in the future. I am here for 13 more days.
If you guess country and city correctly, with very little info, I will let you pick my avatar for the next month. Yeah I know that is a shitty useless prize. This is why I expect very few to play. But, it is the offseason and this beats most @TopicalChica posts so take that fuckers.
Oh yeah, I promise to tell the truth on all potential hints, and will admit it if someone can guess it. I feel very confident nobody will get it. Mostly because HH is so fucking full of losers.
@dnc cannot play because we share a telepathetic sexual link so he knows where I am at all times.
Also @DerekJohnson cannot play because he can IP trace me. And fuck off @NSA_Dawg
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Flew into Paris, took a train to Nice.
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NiceUWhuskytskeet said:Flew into Paris, took a train to Nice.
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I smell bullshit on this one. How can a native orkin man afford to go out of the cuntry, let alone a 5 hour train ride?
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Gayville, Faggitstan
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OBK is bringing it?
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Casino money.picalogestabo said:I smell bullshit on this one. How can a native orkin man afford to go out of the cuntry, let alone a 5 hour train ride?
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Yeah I don't know about that one. I went there 10 years ago and besides the weed you literally couldn't walk 10 feet down the street without someone trying to sell you drugs. Something could have changed in that time I guess.RaceBannon said:You can't get drugs in Amsterdam?
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But why do you hate Timisoara?TierbsHsotBoobs said:Romania is too stupid as mentioned above, so I'm going with it. Bucharest or Oradea.
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Let me address some items, in no particular order. @AZDuck put in some fucking work. I laffed. Too bad you are wrong. Fucking Japan? I can barely speak Engrish, much less that gibberish.
So, I got off the train and checked into my hotel. There is a goddamn brightly colored bird in a tree outside that won't shut the fuck up. He's on my kill list. Take that bird flu!
Warmer here than I figured it would be.
Big hint coming tomorrow, or the next day, if you dumb dumb's don't get closer.
The cock bumping gif was nails. That's it for now...gotta get my game face on to do trolling for emotionally damaged trim. -
Welsh, Injun and Scottish...none of these even has a fucking G in it. Germany? Jesus e-son.backthepack said:Somewhere in Germany because i believe you said you were german. Hookers are legal and plentiful. Craft brews. Hot blonde sluts.
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Triple self quoting shit poast alert!Swaye said:
Welsh, Injun and Scottish...none of these even has a fucking G in it. Germany? Jesus e-son.backthepack said:Somewhere in Germany because i believe you said you were german. Hookers are legal and plentiful. Craft brews. Hot blonde sluts.
The above meme does not mean I am going to hit you @dnc. I never hurt the ones I love (anus does not count). -
He's a Husky fan. He likes the abuse.Swaye said:
Triple self quoting shit poast alert!Swaye said:
Welsh, Injun and Scottish...none of these even has a fucking G in it. Germany? Jesus e-son.backthepack said:Somewhere in Germany because i believe you said you were german. Hookers are legal and plentiful. Craft brews. Hot blonde sluts.
The above meme does not mean I am going to hit you @dnc. I never hurt the ones I love (anus does not count). -
WOOF!allpurpleallgold said:
He's a Husky fan. He likes the abuse.Swaye said:
Triple self quoting shit poast alert!Swaye said:
Welsh, Injun and Scottish...none of these even has a fucking G in it. Germany? Jesus e-son.backthepack said:Somewhere in Germany because i believe you said you were german. Hookers are legal and plentiful. Craft brews. Hot blonde sluts.
The above meme does not mean I am going to hit you @dnc. I never hurt the ones I love (anus does not count). -
Free pub!
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I looked up how long the train took and thought "close enough". Apparently your literal interpretation was better though.AZDuck said:5 hour cross cuntry train ride excludes Portugal.
Hamburg to Munich is 6 hours, Berlin is 7. Should exclude Germany.
Nowhere in the Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland, South Korea or Denmark takes 5 hours either.
Trains in Thailand are slow as fuck.
Cambodia doesn't have any trains.
Canada and Australia are too big.
Auckland to Christchurch takes 12 hours by train.
Tokyo to Fukuoka takes 5 hours.
Barcelona to Seville takes 5 hours.
Vienna to Innsbruck takes 5 hours.
Prostitution isn't legal in Italy, but raw dogging in a FIAT is, but still.
Malmö to Stockholm takes 5 hours.
Paris to Nice = closer to six hours.
Helsinki to Rovaniemi takes 12 hours by train.
Czech Republic and Slovakia are too small.
Nobody flies into Poland except Warsaw, and that's less than 5 hours from the rest of the country by train.
Baltics, too small.
Athens to Thessaloniki is 5 hours by train. But why the fuck would you go there and not the Greek islands? Also, who would pay to fuck in Greece? Not @Swaye.
Norway, too long (TWSS).
London to Glasgow = 5 hours. Plus they invented "dogging".
So I'm gonna say the pre Brexit UK, with Japan, Spain, Greece and Sweden as possibles. Romania and Bulgaria are too stupid. Dubai is too Russian. Nobody else has trains or hookers you want to actually touch.
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I guess here with her.....
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South Africa... prostitutes not legal.
Chile, Argentina, Brazil.... train travel difficult
Was thinking St. Petersburg, Russia, but the bird comment has thrown me off.
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In defense of your linguistic skills, much like SpiritHorse, English is not your first language.Swaye said:Let me address some items, in no particular order. @AZDuck put in some fucking work. I laffed. Too bad you are wrong. Fucking Japan? I can barely speak Engrish, much less that gibberish.
So, I got off the train and checked into my hotel. There is a goddamn brightly colored bird in a tree outside that won't shut the fuck up. He's on my kill list. Take that bird flu!
Warmer here than I figured it would be.
Big hint coming tomorrow, or the next day, if you dumb dumb's don't get closer.
The cock bumping gif was nails. That's it for now...gotta get my game face on to do trolling for emotionally damaged trim. -
Germany.
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I'm sticking with this and fuck whatever city you're in unless you send us pics.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Germany.
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Why isn't this thread pinned?
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Fuck it I never could keep a secret. He's obviously in India you dumbfucks.
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Which one of you edited that wiki page?dnc said:Fuck it I never could keep a secret. He's obviously in India you dumbfucks.
Cumbum, India to be exact.Cumbum[1] or Kambam, is a town and municipality in Theni district in the western part of the Indian state of Tamil Nadu.
Contents
1 Geography and Climate
2 History
3 Demographics
4 Politics
5 References
6 External links
Geography and Climate
Cumbum is located at 69.73°N 69.3°E.[2] It has an average elevation of 391 metres (1282 feet). The water in your Cumbum is very sweet to drink. One can see the backdrop of Kodaikanal Hills from Cumbum. Apart from that Cumbum has most vigorous activity in agriculture.
Cumbum town is located in the Theni District of Tamil Nadu, near Kerala State, geographically located between 9°30′N and 10°11′N, and between 77°E and 77°30′E. It is the third largest town in Theni district after Theni and Bodinayakanur.The soil in this region is mostly red soil in nature. Agriculture plays on vital role for its developmental activities. Crops like Paddy, Coconut, Groundnut and various kinds of fruits and vegetables are being cultivated in this area.
It has many worship places, out of them Sri. Kambaraya Perumal Kovil, Sri. Gowmariyamman Kovil, Sri. Nandha Gopal Samy Kovil, Mosques, three churches are situated for a prolong period. The town is well connected by the district roads with nearby urban and Rural Town and villages but not connected by Railways. Average maximum temperatures are 41.6 °C and 31.6 °C respectively. The average annual rainfall is around 836 mm with the town getting its share if rainfall during the Southwest Monsoon.
The major source of water for drinking and agriculture comes from the Periyar River which flows Diverted from the state of Kerala. Suruli Falls which is 10 km from Cumbum is surrounded by mountains The nearest airport is Madurai and Kochi International Airport (Kerala) which is 175 km by road. Thekkady (Periyar Wildlife Sanctuary Kerala) which is a tourist destination in Kerala state, is 30 km from Cumbum, near Kumily which is a border town between the states of Tamil Nadu and Kerala. Cumbum is a valley, surrounded by hills. The eastern side of the hills constituting seven dams on the hills. In the South, the famous tourist attraction, "Thekkady" is situated Kerala. Cumbum is famous for its coconut & cardamom trading market.
[hide]Climate data for Cumbum, Tamil Nadu
Month Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Year
Average high °C (°F) 29.1
(84.4) 30.7
(87.3) 32.5
(90.5) 32.8
(91) 32.7
(90.9) 31.0
(87.8) 29.9
(85.8) 30.1
(86.2) 30.4
(86.7) 29.6
(85.3) 28.5
(83.3) 28.4
(83.1) 30.48
(86.86)
Average low °C (°F) 19.7
(67.5) 20.5
(68.9) 22.1
(71.8) 23.3
(73.9) 23.8
(74.8) 23.2
(73.8) 22.6
(72.7) 22.5
(72.5) 22.3
(72.1) 22.0
(71.6) 21.3
(70.3) 20.1
(68.2) 21.95
(71.51)
Average precipitation mm (inches) 22
(0.87) 30
(1.18) 55
(2.17) 108
(4.25) 113
(4.45) 139
(5.47) 181
(7.13) 123
(4.84) 117
(4.61) 241
(9.49) 175
(6.89) 71
(2.8) 1,375
(54.15)
Source: Climate-Data.org[3]
History
The name Cumbum has derived from the famous temple of Lord Narayana (Cumbaraya Perumal) around which the town has been built. It is believed that the temple was built during Pallava rule. This temple is considered a popular holy place in Theni District.
The majority of population belongs to Vokkaliga Gounders or gouders and historically they are Migrant settlers from the Mysore region of Karnataka who left due to political instability from the region during the 1760s to the 1790s started arriving in hordes and started clearing forests and tilling the land. They mostly speak Kannada language within the community and well mingled with local population. During the British period, after the enactment of the Criminal Tribes Act, several settlements were created by the government and members belonging to the notified communities were uprooted from their original habitations and settled here. The British officers posted in the area started regularizing land holdings based on good faith and track record.Cumbum is famous for the bullock cart (rekhla) racing heritage. Every year during the Muthalamman temple festival, bullock cart races takes place. Till 13th century, Cumbum was ruled by Cholas. However afterwards they were weak and subsequently Vijayanagar dynasty conquered this area. In 1374, "Sambanar" a king of Vijayanagara dynasty conquered the then Chola kings. In remembrance of that he built a fort which is now the Kambarayar temple.
Viswanatha Nayakkar a representative of Vijaya Nagara dynasty when ruled Madurai, constructed temple for Kambaraya Perumal and Kasi Viswanathar inside the fort. This area was ruled by Kamba Nayakkar and Uthama Nayakkar(both belongs to kambalathar caste) - because of them the name of this Place - Kambam and Uthamapuram was arrived. It was one of the 72 Palayams formed by Viswanatha Nayakkar. There were high rise walls around the fort to monitor enemies which can be seen even now. Now it is called as Mottaiandi temple. The gates of the forts are historic symbols today.
In Silappathigaram, when Kovalan was executed, Kannagi walked along the river of Vaigai and came to Cumbum, Gudalur and from a rock from there, she went to the sky. So, this area was initially called "Vinnaethi Parai" - A rock from where sky was reached. Later the word got changed to "Vannathi Parai". In remembrance of Kannagi, a river is named after her which is now called "Koothanatch river".
Another historical temple is Nantha Gopalan temple. Mattu Pongal is very famous in this temple. All the nearby villagers come here with Bullock carts. We can get clay made bullocks during this festival.
There is another town with same name as "Cumbum" in Prakasam district of Andhra Pradesh. This town also built by Vijayanagar dynasty having constructed with a large irrigation tank. You can know more in Cumbum, Andhra Pradesh,. -
Hmm, somewhere that has birds....
The North Fucking Pole, it's a penguin
And warmer than expected - he froze his ass off, but not his balls
Eskihos...no drugs
Yup, North Pole
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I have no guess as to @Swaye 's location but when I see an opening to resurrect an all-time thread, I have to seize it. And tittays. I like me some tittays.oregonblitzkrieg said:
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Free the nipple!PurpleThrobber said:
I have no guess as to @Swaye 's location but when I see an opening to resurrect an all-time thread, I have to seize it. And tittays. I like me some tittays.oregonblitzkrieg said: -
Barcelona
