I keep going back to Turkey in my mind because it checks the box of hookers, drugs and brightly colored birds. And it has a nonstop flight to Istanbul from Dulles, assuming Swaye is lazy and doesn't want to deal with shit like changing planes.
But I can't figure a place to go on a train 5 hours from Istanbul. The coastal cities aren't on trains and Ankara or Konya for 13 days? Don't see it.
Also assume that Swaye can't speak non-Murican which means the place needs English speakers to take advantage of.
Also you have to get to Eskisehir first to get the train to Ankara, and I can't see Swaye going through all that bullshit.
As someone who speaks Turkish Swaye would be foolish to go there without bringing me as his guide.
Would they beat us up?
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This is a proper bat flip.
Rangers. Walk. Off.
Kudos for your choice in opponents though.
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