Stupid contest

Intersectional_Dawg

whlinder said:

I keep going back to Turkey in my mind because it checks the box of hookers, drugs and brightly colored birds. And it has a nonstop flight to Istanbul from Dulles, assuming Swaye is lazy and doesn't want to deal with shit like changing planes.

But I can't figure a place to go on a train 5 hours from Istanbul. The coastal cities aren't on trains and Ankara or Konya for 13 days? Don't see it.

Also assume that Swaye can't speak non-Murican which means the place needs English speakers to take advantage of.

Also you have to get to Eskisehir first to get the train to Ankara, and I can't see Swaye going through all that bullshit.

Mad_Son

Intersectional_Dawg said:

whlinder said:

I keep going back to Turkey in my mind because it checks the box of hookers, drugs and brightly colored birds. And it has a nonstop flight to Istanbul from Dulles, assuming Swaye is lazy and doesn't want to deal with shit like changing planes.

But I can't figure a place to go on a train 5 hours from Istanbul. The coastal cities aren't on trains and Ankara or Konya for 13 days? Don't see it.

Also assume that Swaye can't speak non-Murican which means the place needs English speakers to take advantage of.

Also you have to get to Eskisehir first to get the train to Ankara, and I can't see Swaye going through all that bullshit.

As someone who speaks Turkish Swaye would be foolish to go there without bringing me as his guide.

oregonblitzkrieg

DeepSeaZ said:

Am I getting closer

Nice ass.

AZDuck

backthepack said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Manchester Uk

Holy fucking aids, i would rather go to Damscus than man city.

TierbsHsotBoobs

oregonblitzkrieg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

What is 5 hours from Prague?

Oradea hookers.

Wood

Swaye

Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?

Pick my avatar. I am sure it will suck asshole.

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

I am sure it will suck asshole.

You should be quite familiar with that.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?

Pick my avatar. I am sure it will suck asshole.

Sydney to Canberra isn't cross country, asshole.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Mad_Son said:

Canberra, Australia

Intersectional_Dawg

Sways, enjoy not being the drunkest person in whatever shithole Australian burg you're currently holed up in. I'm sure if you go to the nearest pub there'll be some guy trying to drink the suds out of the gutter under the bar. That being said, hand to heart I salute your perseverance to the cause of getting catastrophically plastered and committing various social indiscretions.