I keep going back to Turkey in my mind because it checks the box of hookers, drugs and brightly colored birds. And it has a nonstop flight to Istanbul from Dulles, assuming Swaye is lazy and doesn't want to deal with shit like changing planes.
But I can't figure a place to go on a train 5 hours from Istanbul. The coastal cities aren't on trains and Ankara or Konya for 13 days? Don't see it.
Also assume that Swaye can't speak non-Murican which means the place needs English speakers to take advantage of.
Also you have to get to Eskisehir first to get the train to Ankara, and I can't see Swaye going through all that bullshit.
I keep going back to Turkey in my mind because it checks the box of hookers, drugs and brightly colored birds. And it has a nonstop flight to Istanbul from Dulles, assuming Swaye is lazy and doesn't want to deal with shit like changing planes.
But I can't figure a place to go on a train 5 hours from Istanbul. The coastal cities aren't on trains and Ankara or Konya for 13 days? Don't see it.
Also assume that Swaye can't speak non-Murican which means the place needs English speakers to take advantage of.
Also you have to get to Eskisehir first to get the train to Ankara, and I can't see Swaye going through all that bullshit.
As someone who speaks Turkish Swaye would be foolish to go there without bringing me as his guide.
Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?
Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?
Sways, enjoy not being the drunkest person in whatever shithole Australian burg you're currently holed up in. I'm sure if you go to the nearest pub there'll be some guy trying to drink the suds out of the gutter under the bar. That being said, hand to heart I salute your perseverance to the cause of getting catastrophically plastered and committing various social indiscretions.
Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?
Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?
Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?
You got to hop a cheap flight over to Uluru to go on a walk about with the natives. Did it last year and seeing the big red rock in person in cooler than you'd think.
Jesus you're like an annoying little sister that has to nit-pick every fucking poont. Lighten up, Kanoa.
Those are tourist trains. You don't take them to go anywhere, you take them because you want to get drunk on a train and look at pretty scenery and then pass out in a fancy sleeping car.
You did way too much research. You responded to me. Your statement couldn't have been more wrong. And I am not talking about the grammar.
What part of internet don't you get?
Btw, if I only wanted to point out when poasters were wrong - I would tell Boobs that South Africa was mentioned and still in play.,
Its just the fucking morons, like you and the creep, that don't know what they don't know that get corrected. (And ignored until the next time they post bold faced lies).
HTH
I had always intended for my fun off season game to devolve into insults and fisticuffs, I just didn't realize it would be so soon.
The beer here, so far, is worse than I expected.
Ausie beer is pretty shitty and not much variety. Too low alcohol content and expensive as fuck. Have good friends that live in Sydney that I have visited several times and always give them crap about this.
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Pick my avatar. I am sure it will suck asshole.