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Study Suggests Oregon is Doomed for a Downturn with Helfrich

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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,694 Founders Club
    salemcoog said:

    salemcoog said:

    So you guys are saying that neither Mark Helfrich nor Oregon will contend for NC's on a yearly basis? But seriously folks

    If Oregon becomes anything less than a top 10 program, Helfrich will be door.ass.out. and Oregon will offer $7MM per year to upgrade the coach.

    Chip Kelly took Oregon from being a nice top 20 program to a national contender. And they've been there for 5 plus years now. Hiring Mark Helfrich made the most sense since the likes of Rich Rod, Todd Graham and others who run a similar scheme weren't available. Should Oregon drop off to even 10-3 next year, without a strong closing run. Oregon would make a change even then, should the right man be available.

    They don't nor won't be hiring a Big 12 cast off or WAC Wunderkind anytime soon, should it become time to make a change.

    Sincerely, $C, Texas, Florida, Michigan, Nebraska, Miami, Florida State (2001-2012), Penn State, and Notre Shame

    Coogs like anything that keeps the Huskies down.
    True Doogs think that Oregon's fortunes somehow has something to do with them.

    I think Oregon has been given the respect they deserve from husky fans. Good to great program that owns the pac but hasn't reached the mountain top. Sure Huskies should probably keep their mouths shut about UO, but whatever.

    It's funny how coogs have been bigger duck fans than quooks this last decade.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,584 Standard Supporter
    salemcoog said:

    salemcoog said:

    So you guys are saying that neither Mark Helfrich nor Oregon will contend for NC's on a yearly basis? But seriously folks

    If Oregon becomes anything less than a top 10 program, Helfrich will be door.ass.out. and Oregon will offer $7MM per year to upgrade the coach.

    Chip Kelly took Oregon from being a nice top 20 program to a national contender. And they've been there for 5 plus years now. Hiring Mark Helfrich made the most sense since the likes of Rich Rod, Todd Graham and others who run a similar scheme weren't available. Should Oregon drop off to even 10-3 next year, without a strong closing run. Oregon would make a change even then, should the right man be available.

    They don't nor won't be hiring a Big 12 cast off or WAC Wunderkind anytime soon, should it become time to make a change.

    Sincerely, $C, Texas, Florida, Michigan, Nebraska, Miami, Florida State (2001-2012), Penn State, and Notre Shame

    Coogs like anything that keeps the Huskies down.
    True Doogs think that Oregon's fortunes somehow has something to do with them.

    So you have nothing
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    edited January 2015
    haie said:

    salemcoog said:

    salemcoog said:

    So you guys are saying that neither Mark Helfrich nor Oregon will contend for NC's on a yearly basis? But seriously folks

    If Oregon becomes anything less than a top 10 program, Helfrich will be door.ass.out. and Oregon will offer $7MM per year to upgrade the coach.

    Chip Kelly took Oregon from being a nice top 20 program to a national contender. And they've been there for 5 plus years now. Hiring Mark Helfrich made the most sense since the likes of Rich Rod, Todd Graham and others who run a similar scheme weren't available. Should Oregon drop off to even 10-3 next year, without a strong closing run. Oregon would make a change even then, should the right man be available.

    They don't nor won't be hiring a Big 12 cast off or WAC Wunderkind anytime soon, should it become time to make a change.

    Sincerely, $C, Texas, Florida, Michigan, Nebraska, Miami, Florida State (2001-2012), Penn State, and Notre Shame

    Coogs like anything that keeps the Huskies down.
    True Doogs think that Oregon's fortunes somehow has something to do with them.

    I think Oregon has been given the respect they deserve from husky fans. Good to great program that owns the pac but hasn't reached the mountain top. Sure Huskies should probably keep their mouths shut about UO, but whatever.

    It's funny how coogs have been bigger duck fans than quooks this last decade.
    This is also a reasonable non-Doog perspective, although the OP is a counter-argument for "respect they deserve," but then again, I don't really give a fuck about that
  • Sundevil76
    Sundevil76 Member Posts: 109
    edited January 2015
    The whole thing was writtien with an agenda. Petersen can be argued has a lot to prove at the next level but he is the one you place high potential on. His first year was a failure on the field but he is doing much better in the recruiting area this year. Seems like a bad Dawg version of a DuckFish analysis with skewed data.
  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    Oregon's only hope is they are so bad this year that they get Chip.
  • DoogCourics
    DoogCourics Member Posts: 5,739
    As a relative noob here, I must say that the trolling, copy pasta of things people said for months on end, and bumping of ancient threads here is fuckin magnificent.

    You all are savages and I applaud you.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    As a relative noob here, I must say that the trolling, copy pasta of things people said for months on end, and bumping of ancient threads here is fuckin magnificent.

    You all are savages and I applaud you.

    I'm more of a voyeur than an exhibitionist, but this place seems like you'll at least tickle my balls a little when I do. And that's something anyone can enjoy.
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246

    Bump of the year. AZduck looks like a dumbfuck. Well..he always looks like a dumbfuck, but more so here.

    Every non-quook was worried as fuck about Sling after the AZ game his first year. It wasn't a great year but they won the gas station bowl against Texas in Texas, historically that's a big deal for any Pac-12 team not named USC.

    The next year they play for an NC. Obviously that's a good year.

    The next year they probably make the playoffs again if Adams doesn't break his hand week one. If Adams doesn't get a concussion in the gas station bowl the Ducks win that thing by 50 and everyone is still on board. Up to this point you didn't have to be a quook to say he had done a pretty decent job overall. However, Adams got said concussion, they blow the biggest lead in history and every non-quook jumps ship. Remember, you're a winner until you're not and he was up to that point.

    Year four he loses the Nebraska game by himself with the stupid fucking 2 point "we do what we do" shit. Quooks start to get nervous.

    Colorado, the stupid fucking fade call on 1st down blows the game. Quooks are getting restless.

    UW ass rapes us. Quooks are becoming vocal.

    Lost the CW to a historically bad Beavie team. Quooks revolt. The bleeding is stopped.

    The keep the seat warm after a great coach thing never works out, but myself and other non-quooks were supportive until it was time to move on. I wanted Oregon to hire Dan Mullen instead of Sling and said that countless times. It seemed like a no brainer to me. He would have at least tried.
  • whatshouldicareabout
    whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,990
    I completely forgot about SRS until I saw one of Chest's posts.

    Did Chest die or something?
  • Ballz
    Ballz Member Posts: 4,735

    topdawgnc said:

    Your program was shown to the entire country for what it was. The epic quook pressing on this board has been unreal. LSU, Ohio State, Auburn, they all laughed at your meth'd out excuses and bullshit exclamations of "We'll be back!" Christ. The Committee has seen enough out of you marshmallows. Oregon is fucked. Helfrich is a fucking loser (he's from Oregon, of course he is). Oregon was arrogant in promoting clueless morons like Pellum, who wouldn't understand defense if it cut a hole in the back of his pimp suit and fucked him in the ass.

    The butthurt in this post proves the point that 1.) It's best to be a quook. 2.) It's worse to be a doog. 3.) It can't get any worse than being a cuog.
    By your outburst on Monday ... didn't seem too fun to be a quook, but was sure hella fun to be a doog.
    Playing in the national championship and losing is >>>>>>>>>>>>>> continuing to being dog food in the PAC 12 for the foreseeable future.
    I guess the future wasn't all that foreseeable bitch!
  • Ballz
    Ballz Member Posts: 4,735

    HFNY said:

    Oregon is clearly on top this year but what happens with Mariota and a bunch of Kelly recruited / coached players move on?

    Players like Royce Freeman?

    Other than Mariota, who is in a league by himself of course in terms of his importance to Oregon, Freeman had as big a hand in Oregon's run this season as any other player. Helfrich got him. Helfrich also found and recruited Mariota fwiw, though the guy in charge at the time gets the credit ... that's how it works.

    So he's shown himself to be a good recruiter by Oregon's standards. That's a start. Coker didn't recruit anybody. Butch and some key assistants not named Uncle Fester did the recruiting. Pete Garcia, their operations guy, was also huge in that program.

    You gotta know the details of the programs you're talking about - not you HFNY; the author - before you can really dial this shit down.
    Holy fucking shit! You thought Helfrich was a good recruiter! Look how that turned out fucktard. Now you're saying Cristobal is a great recruiter. Hmmmmm? It's like deja vu. You're not good at this. But feel free to keep embarrassing yourself.
  • Ballz
    Ballz Member Posts: 4,735
    AZDuck said:

    This is now my favoritest HH thread of all the times

    Is it still your favorite you fucking retard?
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    I completely forgot about SRS until I saw one of Chest's posts.

    Did Chest die or something?

    As I recall, Chester distanced himself from HCH in an effort to go more mainstream and get access to the AD. Fine, do yo thing. But he kinda shit on Derek on the way out the door.
  • whatshouldicareabout
    whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,990

    I completely forgot about SRS until I saw one of Chest's posts.

    Did Chest die or something?

    As I recall, Chester distanced himself from HCH in an effort to go more mainstream and get access to the AD. Fine, do yo thing. But he kinda shit on Derek on the way out the door.
    Oh right, fuck that guy
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    I completely forgot about SRS until I saw one of Chest's posts.

    Did Chest die or something?

    As I recall, Chester distanced himself from HCH in an effort to go more mainstream and get access to the AD. Fine, do yo thing. But he kinda shit on Derek on the way out the door.
    Now we shit on Chest for good luck
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    Sources said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Bump of the year. AZduck looks like a dumbfuck. Well..he always looks like a dumbfuck, but more so here.

    Every non-quook was worried as fuck about Sling after the AZ game his first year. It wasn't a great year but they won the gas station bowl against Texas in Texas, historically that's a big deal for any Pac-12 team not named USC.

    The next year they play for an NC. Obviously that's a good year.

    The next year they probably make the playoffs again if Adams doesn't break his hand week one. If Adams doesn't get a concussion in the gas station bowl the Ducks win that thing by 50 and everyone is still on board. Up to this point you didn't have to be a quook to say he had done a pretty decent job overall. However, Adams got said concussion, they blow the biggest lead in history and every non-quook jumps ship. Remember, you're a winner until you're not and he was up to that point.

    Year four he loses the Nebraska game by himself with the stupid fucking 2 point "we do what we do" shit. Quooks start to get nervous.

    Colorado, the stupid fucking fade call on 1st down blows the game. Quooks are getting restless.

    UW ass rapes us. Quooks are becoming vocal.

    Lost the CW to a historically bad Beavie team. Quooks revolt. The bleeding is stopped.

    The keep the seat warm after a great coach thing never works out, but myself and other non-quooks were supportive until it was time to move on. I wanted Oregon to hire Dan Mullen instead of Sling and said that countless times. It seemed like a no brainer to me. He would have at least tried.
    Good news is, the Ducks are implementing the same S&C program as the ENTIRE SEC. Instant wins. Or not. EWIWBI
    I'm actually pretty excited. It's the first time Oregon football players have actually lifted weights in my lifetime.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,255 Founders Club

    I completely forgot about SRS until I saw one of Chest's posts.

    Did Chest die or something?

    As I recall, Chester distanced himself from HCH in an effort to go more mainstream and get access to the AD. Fine, do yo thing. But he kinda shit on Derek on the way out the door.
    Grundle obviously remembers the time I innocently referred to Chest as Chester and he got indignant about it.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,302 Founders Club

    I completely forgot about SRS until I saw one of Chest's posts.

    Did Chest die or something?

    As I recall, Chester distanced himself from HCH in an effort to go more mainstream and get access to the AD. Fine, do yo thing. But he kinda shit on Derek on the way out the door.
    Grundle obviously remembers the time I innocently referred to Chest as Chester and he got indignant about it.
    Chester is rather innocent. You could have just as easily referred to him as Chesticle.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913

    I completely forgot about SRS until I saw one of Chest's posts.

    Did Chest die or something?

    As I recall, Chester distanced himself from HCH in an effort to go more mainstream and get access to the AD. Fine, do yo thing. But he kinda shit on Derek on the way out the door.
    True. But when you can move your content to Friday Harbor, you have to do it.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    I completely forgot about SRS until I saw one of Chest's posts.

    Did Chest die or something?

    As I recall, Chester distanced himself from HCH in an effort to go more mainstream and get access to the AD. Fine, do yo thing. But he kinda shit on Derek on the way out the door.
    Grundle obviously remembers the time I innocently referred to Chest as Chester and he got indignant about it.
    I do not, but that’s pretty funny.
  • Quietcowskee
    Quietcowskee Member Posts: 4,207 Standard Supporter
    dnc said:

    I completely forgot about SRS until I saw one of Chest's posts.

    Did Chest die or something?

    As I recall, Chester distanced himself from HCH in an effort to go more mainstream and get access to the AD. Fine, do yo thing. But he kinda shit on Derek on the way out the door.
    Now we shit on Chest for good luck


  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    Chest was right.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    jecornel said:

    Chest was right.

    Yup.