Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.
Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.
Funny.
Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross.
James Bond really screwed up American culture. Most people think a martini is made with vodka. Christ.
Gin martini stirred, straight up unless the vermouth is fresh then it can be dry. Two olives, optionally served dirty if the gin is cheap. Onions acceptable if your Polish.
Anything else is twash.
This is mostly correct. If the vermouth is fresh then it needs to be up with a 2 to 1 or 3 to 1 ratio. Dirty martinis are never permissible.
Also, onions are just as good as olives. Sometimes I like one of each.
That much vermouth, even fresh, means you no longer taste the botanicals of the gin, which is the entire point of stirring it instead of shaking, not to destroy the delicate flavors.
Maybe in the same category as dirty, acceptable for cheap gin, definitely NOT acceptable for top shelf stuff, otherwise you might as well order cheaper gin.
Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.
Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.
Funny.
Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross.
James Bond really screwed up American culture. Most people think a martini is made with vodka. Christ.
Gin martini stirred, straight up unless the vermouth is fresh then it can be dry. Two olives, optionally served dirty if the gin is cheap. Onions acceptable if your Polish.
Anything else is twash.
This is mostly correct. If the vermouth is fresh then it needs to be up with a 2 to 1 or 3 to 1 ratio. Dirty martinis are never permissible.
Also, onions are just as good as olives. Sometimes I like one of each.
That much vermouth, even fresh, means you no longer taste the botanicals of the gin, which is the entire point of stirring it instead of shaking, not to destroy the delicate flavors.
Maybe in the same category as dirty, acceptable for cheap gin, definitely NOT acceptable for top shelf stuff, otherwise you might as well order cheaper gin.
Strong disagree. Fresh, top shelf vermouth is amazing and doesn't take away from the gin at all at 3 to 1.
@Dennis_DeYoung is rolling over in his grave at this fresh vermouth bashing.
Gin Martinis are gross, and your all fags for drinking them
I love an ice cold Tom Collins with Bombay Sapphire on a summer day
I can’t stand the taste of gin. I grew up in a house with a bunch of juniper bushes that my brothers and I constantly had to fetch our baseballs out of, so I hate the smell and taste.
Gin Martinis are gross, and your all fags for drinking them
I love an ice cold Tom Collins with Bombay Sapphire on a summer day
I can’t stand the taste of gin. I grew up in a house with a bunch of juniper bushes that my brothers and I constantly had to fetch our baseballs out of, so I hate the smell and taste.
Gin Martinis are gross, and your all fags for drinking them
I love an ice cold Tom Collins with Bombay Sapphire on a summer day
I can’t stand the taste of gin. I grew up in a house with a bunch of juniper bushes that my brothers and I constantly had to fetch our baseballs out of, so I hate the smell and taste.
You seem upset.
Triggered is more like it. Don’t ask me to show you on a doll where the juniper hurt me.
Gin Martinis are gross, and your all fags for drinking them
I love an ice cold Tom Collins with Bombay Sapphire on a summer day
I can’t stand the taste of gin. I grew up in a house with a bunch of juniper bushes that my brothers and I constantly had to fetch our baseballs out of, so I hate the smell and taste.
You seem upset.
Triggered is more like it. Don’t ask me to show you on a doll where the juniper hurt me.
Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.
Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.
The Poles are long tim American frens and allies while also making good vodka.
True. And I'm married to a Pollock.
Vodka's only purpose is Bloody Mary's (or Caesars hi @Canadawg ) or White Russians. Screwdrivers are fine is you're really hungover.
Otherwise, you're an alcoholic housewife.
Sign me up as an alcoholic housewife. Vodka soda, vodka soda splash of some fruit juice, John Daly (Arnold Palmer plus vodka), I am good with all those things and bloody Mary’s.
Every so often I will be motivated to make some fancy vodka drink. Żubrøwka finally being available in the states helps a lot.
Gin Martinis are gross, and your all fags for drinking them
I love an ice cold Tom Collins with Bombay Sapphire on a summer day
I can’t stand the taste of gin. I grew up in a house with a bunch of juniper bushes that my brothers and I constantly had to fetch our baseballs out of, so I hate the smell and taste.
You seem upset.
Triggered is more like it. Don’t ask me to show you on a doll where the juniper hurt me.
The juniper is the official tree with of White Wakanda.
Chopped one down for a Christmas tree once. My house smelled like Bombay Sapphire for a month.
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Maybe in the same category as dirty, acceptable for cheap gin, definitely NOT acceptable for top shelf stuff, otherwise you might as well order cheaper gin.
@Dennis_DeYoung is rolling over in his grave at this fresh vermouth bashing.
Chopped one down for a Christmas tree once. My house smelled like Bombay Sapphire for a month.