October 14 big game update

I prefer a nice Saturday afternoon blackout, not quite clear how to get purpleout, grapejuice and vodka?
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They should have done with Gold Out to blend in with the Duck yellow to make it look like there’s more UW fans there.
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I am sure Four Loko has a purple flavor. Your job is to secure several cans for the tailgate.
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I’ll be wearing a black North Face and Lululemon yoga pants.
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Such fag, JPurpleJ said:I’ll be wearing a black North Face and Lululemon yoga pants.
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My UGGS will be PURPLE.
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Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.
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We will be thereDoogieMcDoogerson said:I am sure Four Loko has a purple flavor. Your job is to secure several cans for the tailgate.
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How would you know where to aim?LawDawg1 said:They should have done with Gold Out to blend in with the Duck yellow to make it look like there’s more UW fans there.
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I put Emptman at every entrance. Check the ID of every Oregon fan. If they live in Oregon or can prove they're from there I guess let them in. Any front-running losers from other places with no real connection to the program get choke slammed.
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be loud but not too loud. and please stay seated
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Purple BORG
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Does this mean all purple jerseys?
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DO NOT HIT A METHED OUT GAS PUMPER. Fighting a tweaker is like playing Russian roulette.LawDawg1 said: -
Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.Bread said:Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.
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Jerseys are for the players and little kids.dannarc said:Does this mean all purple jerseys?
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The Poles are long tim American frens and allies while also making good vodka.YellowSnow said:
Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.Bread said:Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.
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Funny.YellowSnow said:
Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.Bread said:Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.
Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross. -
True. And I'm married to a Pollock.whlinder said:
The Poles are long tim American frens and allies while also making good vodka.YellowSnow said:
Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.Bread said:Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.
Vodka's only purpose is Bloody Mary's (or Caesars hi @Canadawg ) or White Russians. Screwdrivers are fine is you're really hungover.
Otherwise, you're an alcoholic housewife. -
No love for a classic Vodka and tap water? Joking aside, vodka is the best fuel for a drink. I had a Gin bloody Mary once when I first moved to Seattle and I almost burned down the house I rented a room in because of it.chuck said:
Funny.YellowSnow said:
Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.Bread said:Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.
Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross. -
I don't even drink anymore. When I did I drank a lot of vodka and cranberry. Sometimes fancied it up with a lime twist and splash of pineapple juice. Also a white Russian now and then.Rapeculturedawg said:
No love for a classic Vodka and tap water? Joking aside, vodka is the best fuel for a drink. I had a Gin bloody Mary once when I first moved to Seattle and I almost burned down the house I rented a room in because of it.chuck said:
Funny.YellowSnow said:
Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.Bread said:Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.
Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross. -
James Bond really screwed up American culture. Most people think a martini is made with vodka. Christ.chuck said:
Funny.YellowSnow said:
Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.Bread said:Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.
Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross. -
DOOMEDRapeculturedawg said: -
I remember my alcoholic housewife phase.YellowSnow said:
True. And I'm married to a Pollock.whlinder said:
The Poles are long tim American frens and allies while also making good vodka.YellowSnow said:
Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.Bread said:Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.
Vodka's only purpose is Bloody Mary's (or Caesars hi @Canadawg ) or White Russians. Screwdrivers are fine is you're really hungover.
Otherwise, you're an alcoholic housewife. -
Sign me up as an alcoholic housewife.YellowSnow said:
True. And I'm married to a Pollock.whlinder said:
The Poles are long tim American frens and allies while also making good vodka.YellowSnow said:
Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.Bread said:Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.
Vodka's only purpose is Bloody Mary's (or Caesars hi @Canadawg ) or White Russians. Screwdrivers are fine is you're really hungover.
Otherwise, you're an alcoholic housewife.
Vodka soda, vodka soda splash of some fruit juice, John Daly (Arnold Palmer plus vodka), I am good with all those things and bloody Mary’s.
Every so often I will be motivated to make some fancy vodka drink. Żubrøwka finally being available in the states helps a lot. -
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We will be thereDoogieMcDoogerson said:I am sure Four Loko has a purple flavor. Your job is to secure several cans for the tailgate.
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It’s especially fucked up because James Bond is English.YellowSnow said:
James Bond really screwed up American culture. Most people think a martini is made with vodka. Christ.chuck said:
Funny.YellowSnow said:
Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.Bread said:Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.
Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross. -
Gin martini stirred, straight up unless the vermouth is fresh then it can be dry. Two olives, optionally served dirty if the gin is cheap. Onions acceptable if your Polish.YellowSnow said:
James Bond really screwed up American culture. Most people think a martini is made with vodka. Christ.chuck said:
Funny.YellowSnow said:
Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.Bread said:Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.
Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross.
Anything else is twash.