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  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,673 Swaye's Wigwam

    Cuban women preferences in mates superiority guys.

    Heres a hint when it comes to picking up women everywhere in the world.

    1) be attractive
    2) be funny

    If neither, you better be really rich

    and, for those with reading comprehension challenges, in Latin America:

    3) be aggressive, straight-forward and tell her she's hot
    If your tall, rich, or good looking etc. You can do this in the US too. People just pretend otherwise.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,348 Founders Club

    chuck said:

    Cuban women preferences in mates superiority guys.

    Heres a hint when it comes to picking up women everywhere in the world.

    1) be attractive and not short
    2) be funny

    If neither, you better be really rich

    Hurtful
    Sorry, bud. But being north of 6' gives any guy a distinct advantage.

    You don't even have to follow @creepycoug 's guidelines. You just have to be funny and ask for the business.
    Truth... one study showed that all things being equal except height, a man 5'6 to 5'8 would need to make 150K more than the same man at 6 foot and above to have the same success with the ladies.

    That being said as someone with no reason for living I've hit well above average. Probably a testament to personality and humor..
    Can confirm.
  • Fishpo31Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,416

    chuck said:

    Bread said:

    Grape juice ruins the Vodka. Vodka and purple food coloring is the way to go.

    Vodka is a drink for alcoholic house wives and red bastard commies.
    Funny.

    Vodka isn't a drink though. It's just the fuel for many a good drink. Do you order a bloody Mary/Caeser or a god damned bloody Maria? Gross.
    James Bond really screwed up American culture. Most people think a martini is made with vodka. Christ.
    Gin martini stirred, straight up unless the vermouth is fresh then it can be dry. Two olives, optionally served dirty if the gin is cheap. Onions acceptable if your Polish.

    Anything else is twash.
    This is mostly correct. If the vermouth is fresh then it needs to be up with a 2 to 1 or 3 to 1 ratio. Dirty martinis are never permissible.

    Also, onions are just as good as olives. Sometimes I like one of each.
    https://youtu.be/G_SZkdtNa2s?si=la_-J7Xv_acLYAJr
  • MaceothecatMaceothecat Member Posts: 72
    it seems like this post got weird some where. like, weird for here.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,348 Founders Club

    it seems like this post got weird some where. like, weird for here.

    You sound like a short guy, vodka and soda drinker.
  • MaceothecatMaceothecat Member Posts: 72

    it seems like this post got weird some where. like, weird for here.

    You sound like a short guy, vodka and soda drinker.
    5'10'', so not tall. gin (fancy kind). but the post still got weird some where.
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,246 Founders Club

    Cuban women preferences in mates superiority guys.

    Heres a hint when it comes to picking up women everywhere in the world.

    1) be attractive
    2) be funny

    If neither, you better be really rich

    A friend of mine had a saying when it came to women, “funny, money, or donkey”.

    Check at least one box and you’re good.
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,968 Swaye's Wigwam

    it seems like this post got weird some where. like, weird for here.

    You sound like a short guy, vodka and soda drinker.
    5'10'', so not tall. gin (fancy kind). but the post still got weird some where.
    If we’re bashing 5’10” then I’m out of here.
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