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October 14 big game update

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  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,673 Swaye's Wigwam

    Wodka smells and tastes like something that you pour into a machine to make it run.

    What I'd expect a swarthy Cuban to say. Not everyone has such ready access to sugarcane.


  • pawzpawz Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,780 Founders Club

    Wodka smells and tastes like something that you pour into a machine to make it run.

    Like blinker fluid?

  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,347 Founders Club

    Wodka smells and tastes like something that you pour into a machine to make it run.

    What I'd expect a swarthy Cuban to say. Not everyone has such ready access to sugarcane.


    @creepycoug kultur hasn't given us much over the years, but they do get credit for rum.
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,459 Founders Club

    Wodka smells and tastes like something that you pour into a machine to make it run.

    What I'd expect a swarthy Cuban to say. Not everyone has such ready access to sugarcane.


    @creepycoug kultur hasn't given us much over the years, but they do get credit for rum.
    Rum & cigars ...

    What more could they have done?
    And the women
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,347 Founders Club
    edited October 2023

    Wodka smells and tastes like something that you pour into a machine to make it run.

    What I'd expect a swarthy Cuban to say. Not everyone has such ready access to sugarcane.


    @creepycoug kultur hasn't given us much over the years, but they do get credit for rum.
    Rum & cigars ...

    What more could they have done?
    @Swaye invented cigars.

    But @creepycoug did invent deep water navigation which I guess kinda changed history.

    Prior that no one could go dancing across the water as @RaceBannon would say with their galleons and guns searching for some new worlds.
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,459 Founders Club

    Wodka smells and tastes like something that you pour into a machine to make it run.

    What I'd expect a swarthy Cuban to say. Not everyone has such ready access to sugarcane.


    @creepycoug kultur hasn't given us much over the years, but they do get credit for rum.
    Everybody, and every country, is to be judged by contributions relative to liabilities. I'll take Spain and Cuban contributions of rum, cigars, great food and men and women who proudly express strongly traditional gender roles, relative to conquistadors and 5 minutes of stress for Kennedy and 5 minutes of Franco, as compared to, say:

    Germany: the country with fluid borders, contributed much science, but also birthed the guysms who invented communism (history lesson for @oregonblitzkrieg ), terrible food, horrific and ugly language, and a tendency for starting rather big fights.

    Eastern Europe: some really good looking women, but ancient and backward empires who still don't have their shit together and who took the German guysm's ideas and really ran with them. Also shitty food.

    The Brits and the French probably win it all with massive contributions too many to list. Liabilities for the Brits include bad food, bad teeth and ugly pasty women (and weird fascination with royalty and rigid class structure), and for the French include women with hairy armpits, a tendency to look down their noses at everybody and a forgetfulness that they'd be speaking German today if it weren't for us and the Winston Churchills.
    Case closed
  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,445

    Wodka smells and tastes like something that you pour into a machine to make it run.

    What I'd expect a swarthy Cuban to say. Not everyone has such ready access to sugarcane.


    @creepycoug kultur hasn't given us much over the years, but they do get credit for rum.
    Everybody, and every country, is to be judged by contributions relative to liabilities. I'll take Spain and Cuban contributions of rum, cigars, great food and men and women who proudly express strongly traditional gender roles, relative to conquistadors and 5 minutes of stress for Kennedy and 5 minutes of Franco, as compared to, say:

    Germany: the country with fluid borders, contributed much science, but also birthed the guysms who invented communism (history lesson for @oregonblitzkrieg ), terrible food, horrific and ugly language, and a tendency for starting rather big fights.

    Eastern Europe: some really good looking women, but ancient and backward empires who still don't have their shit together and who took the German guysm's ideas and really ran with them. Also shitty food.

    The Brits and the French probably win it all with massive contributions too many to list. Liabilities for the Brits include bad food, bad teeth and ugly pasty women (and weird fascination with royalty and rigid class structure), and for the French include women with hairy armpits, a tendency to look down their noses at everybody and a forgetfulness that they'd be speaking German today if it weren't for us and the Winston Churchills.
    Case closed
    End of discussion, pal.
  • TheHBTheHB Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,926 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited October 2023

    Wodka smells and tastes like something that you pour into a machine to make it run.


  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,347 Founders Club

    Wodka smells and tastes like something that you pour into a machine to make it run.

    What I'd expect a swarthy Cuban to say. Not everyone has such ready access to sugarcane.


    @creepycoug kultur hasn't given us much over the years, but they do get credit for rum.
    Rum & cigars ...

    What more could they have done?
    @Swaye invented cigars.

    But @creepycoug did invent deep water navigation which I guess kinda changed history.

    Prior that no one could go dancing across the water as @RaceBannon would say with their galleons and guns searching for some new worlds.
    My vikings did it in row boats inventing the sport of crew
    That's true, boss. But it's hard to conquer the world in flimsy little row peter, puffer, long boats.

    To do that, you need galleons, guns, germs and steel.
  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 25,958 Swaye's Wigwam
    Alcohol superiority guys. Kriest.


  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 25,958 Swaye's Wigwam
    Cuban women preferences in mates superiority guys.

    Heres a hint when it comes to picking up women everywhere in the world.

    1) be attractive
    2) be funny

    If neither, you better be really rich
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