The Offseason Natty Thread: Portals, Assistant Coaches, Leopard Jackets, etc.
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I wonder if he had to pay Morris for the privilege of wearing the coveted #9GrundleStiltzkin said:Woof. yada yada
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Is he KP1 or KP2?CuntWaffle said:“Reminds me of Keith Price”
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He's "Teeth Price." Which one was that?Doogles said:
Is he KP1 or KP2?CuntWaffle said:“Reminds me of Keith Price”
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UW schollied a broken midget from fucking powerhouse Indiana?Houhusky said:
He has a weird throwing motion and sat most of last year with a separated shoulder...OreDawg said:
Going to be an interesting battle between he and Sam for the starting job.GrundleStiltzkin said:Woof. yada yada
He has 4 short years all ended by injuries under his belt and will do anything to make it through an entire season at Washington.
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We're burying the lede here. There was a football game. In real life. That involved Whop Philyor, Michael Penix, Master Teague, and Ty Fryfogle.
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RaceBannon said:
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Just realized Penix is lefty. I'm out.
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I had the same thought, but when I watched some highlights it appeared that I was watching it mirrored. No way on earth a single program would have two lefties. Asking for trouble.BleachedAnusDawg said:Just realized Penix is lefty. I'm out.
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So.. Morris and Penix... Morris Penix... say that three times fast.
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Penix butter
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Priest LakePurple_Pills said:Thebourbinator said:Looks like we’re bringing #faithfamilyfootball , in that order, to Montlake! Might as well add Clay to the staff at this point, lord knows we have positions available
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I feel this. But why would Morgan, who seems to know recruiting based on his connections and data of securing good to elite commits, leave Michigan and team with DeBoer if DeBoer didn't prioritize recruiting?UWhuskytskeet said:Yeah it’s getting concerning. No big hires (unless you want to count the Michigan guy, not really a coach though). No recruit flips, several decommits, filling the staff with Fresno retreads. If you can’t recruit coaches you probably can’t recruit players. Not optimistic anymore.
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2 very good reasons...Beno4Life said:
I feel this. But why would Morgan, who seems to know recruiting based on his connections and data of securing good to elite commits, leave Michigan and team with DeBoer if DeBoer didn't prioritize recruiting?UWhuskytskeet said:Yeah it’s getting concerning. No big hires (unless you want to count the Michigan guy, not really a coach though). No recruit flips, several decommits, filling the staff with Fresno retreads. If you can’t recruit coaches you probably can’t recruit players. Not optimistic anymore.
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Garett is an OKKKG!?Beno4Life said:
Priest LakePurple_Pills said:Thebourbinator said:Looks like we’re bringing #faithfamilyfootball , in that order, to Montlake! Might as well add Clay to the staff at this point, lord knows we have positions available
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Keith Price 2.0Doogles said:
Is he KP1 or KP2?CuntWaffle said:“Reminds me of Keith Price”
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Would you swap Schmit for Malloe? Ruth says we just did that. I know nothing about Schimt, but I know he's not poly and it's dumbass to piss off polys.
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Malloe is a weird one. He has been a decent recruiter after starting shitty and then going on a pretty good run. I might be wrong but the DL play has been pretty forgettable with all these big name recruits.sinceredawg said:Would you swap Schmit for Malloe? Ruth says we just did that. I know nothing about Schimt, but I know he's not poly and it's dumbass to piss off polys.
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It's not only been forgettable, it's been fucking atrocious. It's becoming pretty clear, especially with their NFL success, that Vea and Gaines were generational DTs for us and that Malloe's bag of tricks were empty once those two left.CuntWaffle said:
Malloe is a weird one. He has been a decent recruiter after starting shitty and then going on a pretty good run. I might be wrong but the DL play has been pretty forgettable with all these big name recruits.sinceredawg said:Would you swap Schmit for Malloe? Ruth says we just did that. I know nothing about Schimt, but I know he's not poly and it's dumbass to piss off polys.
ATBS, Schmidt inspires no confidence for almost entirely racial reasons. And he has almost no recruiting cred from his time at Fresno. Woof. -
LIPO with Schmidt, who gives a fuck that he looks like he posts here. Fresno’s D was pretty good against the run last year, and Malloe hasn’t done anything of note since signing Tunuufi.
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Chin for the laugh there.GayThoughts said:LIPO with Schmidt, who gives a fuck that he looks like he posts here. Fresno’s D was pretty good against the run last year, and Malloe hasn’t done anything of note since signing Tunuufi.
I think it's worth pointing out that, yet again, Malloe didn't corch the DL this year. He was OLB. It's chinteresting that the position group took a big dip immediately after he was moved. Maybe it would have happened anyway and the problem was systemic, but none of Malloe's DL units were bad. -
Good as his DL was in the golden days, Tuli, Taki and Tui haven’t improved a lick since their first snaps. Also I’ve heard a lot of talk that Kwat was really hands on with the DL when he was here.
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I need guys who follow this closer than I to let me know why I should hate this.insinceredawg said: -
It’s an upgrade over Cato. He was TE coach for DeBoers offense at Indiana when that offense was clicking. I don’t hate it.Alexis said:
I need guys who follow this closer than I to let me know why I should hate this.insinceredawg said: -
Imagine using "its an upgrade over Cato" as your reasoning not to hate it.OreDawg said:
It’s an upgrade over Cato. He was TE coach for DeBoers offense at Indiana when that offense was clicking. I don’t hate it.Alexis said:
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No, it’s that he was the TE coach when DeBoer was their OC and their offense functioned well.honeybadger40 said:
Imagine using "its an upgrade over Cato" as your reasoning not to hate it.OreDawg said:
It’s an upgrade over Cato. He was TE coach for DeBoers offense at Indiana when that offense was clicking. I don’t hate it.Alexis said:
I need guys who follow this closer than I to let me know why I should hate this.insinceredawg said:
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I’m not going to pretend I don’t care, but it’s amazing how much assistant coaches are cared about nowadays.
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Recruiting rankings have warped everyone’s brainsRoadDawg55 said:I’m not going to pretend I don’t care, but it’s amazing how much assistant coaches are cared about nowadays.
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Rip Rowan was the DT coach under LakeGayThoughts said:Good as his DL was in the golden days, Tuli, Taki and Tui haven’t improved a lick since their first snaps. Also I’ve heard a lot of talk that Kwat was really hands on with the DL when he was here.