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Mario to Miami confirmed

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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,945 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    I was in Miami last January, in a polo shirt and shorts because it was 77 degrees, and I rolled up to my destination in the Epic Hotel right on the Biscayne Bay. As I arrived I noticed leggy hispanic beauties exiting a Lambo, Ferrari 458 and a 911 GT3, all at the same fucking tim, at the valet. Get inside the joint, and am immediately offered a top shelf cigar and a Cuba Libre, at 11AM on a Thursday. Go out on the veranda and hot chicks in bikini tops are dancing on yacht decks going up and down the canal. Did I mention it was 11AM on a Thursday? Oh, and not to Tug it out, but there wasn't a mask in sight. Just hot bodied women in lycra as far as the eye could see.

    My self talk was, "is this heaven?"

    Imho, Miami is as good as it gets in big city 'Murica.



    I babymooned at that hotel. It was not Epic.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,718 Founders Club

    I babymooned at that hotel. It was not Epic.
    You didn't like the Hotel? I never stayed at the Epic. I always stay at the JW across the street. Sometimes they hook me up with suite, which is nice. Just go to the Boutique there but it always seemed nice. The never ending stream of Lambos, 911s and G-Wagons tells me the money there is extreme.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,718 Founders Club
    dflea said:

    I've never been to Miami, but my fishing buddies tell me the fishing around there is excellent and the atmosphere and food are tremendous.

    I've been kicking around making trip to the Keys to fish for a while now. Sounds like I'd better get that shit done.

    Last time I was there dude I was with said they were going to organize a deep sea excursion for this year. I will let you know if this happens and DM you pics (not dick, okay maybe some dick).
  • HoustonHuskyHoustonHusky Member Posts: 5,997
    Swaye said:

    You didn't like the Hotel? I never stayed at the Epic. I always stay at the JW across the street. Sometimes they hook me up with suite, which is nice. Just go to the Boutique there but it always seemed nice. The never ending stream of Lambos, 911s and G-Wagons tells me the money there is extreme.
    Never stayed at either but this thread is making me realize I need to get back there...spent a week at the Ritz on South Beach a few years back though...no complaints there...
  • minion_doogminion_doog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,024 Swaye's Wigwam
    dflea said:

    I've never been to Miami, but my fishing buddies tell me the fishing around there is excellent and the atmosphere and food are tremendous.

    I've been kicking around making trip to the Keys to fish for a while now. Sounds like I'd better get that shit done.

    Some light reading by a local angler, get you on them amberjack


  • TrumpsWallTrumpsWall Member Posts: 473
    Sedro-Woolley, gateway to the north cascades. Home of Oliver Hammer department store
  • minion_doogminion_doog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,024 Swaye's Wigwam
    Canadawg said:

    Weird kink but here ya go! @pawz




    Acceptable kinks:

    Ashley Deboner 17 years old
    Clara Cristoballz 80 years old

    Narrowing to that acceptable sweet spot
  • MikeSeaverMikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800

    Did anyone notice that she doesn't look like she was actually sick?

    The U baby

    “She’s fighting”
  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 12,661
    Swaye said:

    You didn't like the Hotel? I never stayed at the Epic. I always stay at the JW across the street. Sometimes they hook me up with suite, which is nice. Just go to the Boutique there but it always seemed nice. The never ending stream of Lambos, 911s and G-Wagons tells me the money there is extreme.
    It's more than likely that half of those exotics are being driven poser influencers renting them for a couple days. A lot of the exotic car sales are propped up by rental business models.
  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,695 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    You might be correct actually. Come to think of it, maybe I need to go rent an exotic!

    edit: Just did some reading on the exotic car market. Turns out the only people benefitting from this aren't just the IG toolboxes who want to look rich but actually aren't. There is a large segment of people who buy exotics and then rent them out to other people (AirBNB style) because they really can't afford them so they loan out their $200K car to idiots to go tear up on the weekends and help them cover the payment. In both cases it's pathetic. You can either afford a super car or you can't. If you can't enjoy your shitbox until you can. So many posers in everything now. ATBS going to rent my first exotic on Friday!
    HURTFUL
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