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One of my sources told me he is friends with a circa 2010 Joey's waitress. She showed him texts from Sark asking her to get on her knees and bark. 100% serious.
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That’s fucking hilarious but I don’t believe it.PostGameOrangeSlices said:One of my sources told me he is friends with a circa 2010 Joey's waitress. She showed him texts from Sark asking her to get on her knees and bark. 100% serious.
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While shit talking CAL about Tosh, and it was broadcast live on the...radio.dnc said:This one time he got visibly wasted at a booster event and slurred out some cuss words and had to do the world's worst updowns as punishment in front of his team.
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Who pays 20 bucks for a filet mignon?backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
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I just think the tab thing is overblown. I'd bet that even our current "church group" of coaches have run up similarly priced tabs while out on the town. These guys make handfuls of cash after all. It's the 42 patron shots that are hilariously bad and telling.CuntWaffle said:
You sound importantUW_Doog_Bot said:
TBF I've run up way worse tabs with groups of consultants making a lot less money than P5 coaches. The only truly unforgivable part of this is the 42 patron shots. Such a fucking frat bro.backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else. -
Pgosdtd said:
Who pays 20 bucks for a filet mignon?backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else. -
Imagine a Husky head coach that loses to cuog and then barely beats them at home the next year in a revenge game.
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YKWntxduck said:Sark (first time around at usc) missed the birth of one of his kids because he was out of town with the girl he was cheating on his wife with. That one I know is 100% true based on who I heard it from
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Agree. Also trying to expense 42 patron shots while making $3mil/yr or whatever it was we were paying him... lolUW_Doog_Bot said:
I just think the tab thing is overblown. I'd bet that even our current "church group" of coaches have run up similarly priced tabs while out on the town. These guys make handfuls of cash after all. It's the 42 patron shots that are hilariously bad and telling.CuntWaffle said:
You sound importantUW_Doog_Bot said:
TBF I've run up way worse tabs with groups of consultants making a lot less money than P5 coaches. The only truly unforgivable part of this is the 42 patron shots. Such a fucking frat bro.backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else. -
Losing to the cuog is a rite of passage imohaie said:Imagine a Husky head coach that loses to cuog and then barely beats them at home the next year in a revenge game.
