Sark Stories
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Sounds more like the former Mrs SarkisianPitchfork51 said:
J?CuntWaffle said:When he got so drunk on the flight home from Pullman (he was coaching USC) that he passed out drunk and the players were taking drunk frat boy pictures of him.
When he was so drunk in the middle of a game team huddle that his assistant coaches had to pull him away because he was slurring his words so bad.
When he was on a savage bender and showed up to a practice with bloodshot eyes was told to leave and started crying in a corner.
When at UW he freaked the fuck out on the team at halftime against Portland State in front of the 19 fans at Husky Stadium to make him look TUFF!
When he screamed so hard at his USC player he probably shit himself to look even more TUFF!
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FTFYCuntWaffle said:When he got so drunk on the flight home from Pullman (he was coaching USC) that he passed out drunk and the players were taking drunk frat boy pictures of him.
When he was so drunk in the middle of a game team huddle that his assistant coaches had to pull him away because he was slurring his words so bad.
When he was on a savage bender and showed up to a practice with bloodshot eyes was told to leave and started crying in a corner.
When at UW he freaked the fuck out on the team at halftime against Portland State in front of the 19 fans at Century LinkHusky Stadiumto make him look TUFF!
When he screamed so hard at his USC player he probably shit himself to look even more TUFF!
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Like I tell your wife...tips includedDawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least... -
Chip would NEVER hang 70 on Sarkdnc said:Around once a year he'd reconnect with an old friend from down south who had a particular knack for cleaning Sark's colon out just the way Sark liked it while thousands watched in horror.
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Quite honestly Sark was never interested in the USC job
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When he called "God's Play" at Cal while drunk, but it actually worked.
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How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
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Fu king gods play. JFC how did a fucking dive play from the one get that lofty label? If the OL had all just laid down at the snap there was still at least a 50% chance Polk would've bulled his way into the endzone.DawgWagonDan said:When he called "God's Play" at Cal while drunk, but it actually worked.
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TBF I've run up way worse tabs with groups of consultants making a lot less money than P5 coaches. The only truly unforgivable part of this is the 42 patron shots. Such a fucking frat bro.backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else. -
You sound importantUW_Doog_Bot said:
TBF I've run up way worse tabs with groups of consultants making a lot less money than P5 coaches. The only truly unforgivable part of this is the 42 patron shots. Such a fucking frat bro.backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else. -
It wouldn't surprise me if Sark saw some reference to the Holy Spirit pass by Brock that beat Bitchfork and Sark thought I need one of those for mechuck said:
Fu king gods play. JFC how did a fucking dive play from the one get that lofty label? If the OL had all just laid down at the snap there was still at least a 50% chance Polk would've bulled his way into the endzone.DawgWagonDan said:When he called "God's Play" at Cal while drunk, but it actually worked.
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WTF tips after tax?BennyBeaver said:
How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
Always pre tax. 20%
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This is actually a new story.
A year ago I was out drinking with some guys and one of them had been a bartender at a place that Sark frequented (not Joey's, much lower key). He said Sark would drink there alone A LOT and would drink himself to the point that they had to call a cab for him and walk him out to it. He said it was quite often that the bartenders would have to say things like "come on coach, you have practice tomorrow. It's time to stop." -
This kind of thing is pretty common. It's a highly competitive field. Lots of coaches have to be cut off by their bartenders to because they have practice the next day and walked to their cabs.bananasnblondes said:This is actually a new story.
A year ago I was out drinking with some guys and one of them had been a bartender at a place that Sark frequented (not Joey's, much lower key). He said Sark would drink there alone A LOT and would drink himself to the point that they had to call a cab for him and walk him out to it. He said it was quite often that the bartenders would have to say things like "come on coach, you have practice tomorrow. It's time to stop."
Not a big deal.
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This. I’d like to see you all walk a mile in his shoes.dnc said:
This kind of thing is pretty common. It's a highly competitive field. Lots of coaches have to be cut off by their bartenders to because they have practice the next day and walked to their cabs.bananasnblondes said:This is actually a new story.
A year ago I was out drinking with some guys and one of them had been a bartender at a place that Sark frequented (not Joey's, much lower key). He said Sark would drink there alone A LOT and would drink himself to the point that they had to call a cab for him and walk him out to it. He said it was quite often that the bartenders would have to say things like "come on coach, you have practice tomorrow. It's time to stop."
Not a big deal. -
I think the moral of this story is when you start mixing pills with alcohol, you are going to start doing things you regret.bananasnblondes said:This is actually a new story.
A year ago I was out drinking with some guys and one of them had been a bartender at a place that Sark frequented (not Joey's, much lower key). He said Sark would drink there alone A LOT and would drink himself to the point that they had to call a cab for him and walk him out to it. He said it was quite often that the bartenders would have to say things like "come on coach, you have practice tomorrow. It's time to stop." -
ITS A DISEASE
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I don't know why you give me that question.PurpleThrobber said:
WTF tips after tax?BennyBeaver said:
How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
Always pre tax. 20% -
I always liked when he used to bite a towel during the gamez..
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Because you calculated your tip of 18% off the bill including the tax.BennyBeaver said:
I don't know why you give me that question.PurpleThrobber said:
WTF tips after tax?BennyBeaver said:
How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
Always pre tax. 20%
Tips are calculated pre-tax.
Rookie move.
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PurpleThrobber said:
WTF tips after tax?BennyBeaver said:
How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
Always pre tax. 20%
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Sweet modest brag, brahUW_Doog_Bot said:
TBF I've run up way worse tabs with groups of consultants making a lot less money than P5 coaches. The only truly unforgivable part of this is the 42 patron shots. Such a fucking frat bro.backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else. -
That’s kinda like when I’m at work and I’m drinking from the the bottle in my desk and my directs say, hey, AEB, you have to stop drinking because you’re meeting with the Street in 30 minutes. It’s pretty common really.bananasnblondes said:This is actually a new story.
A year ago I was out drinking with some guys and one of them had been a bartender at a place that Sark frequented (not Joey's, much lower key). He said Sark would drink there alone A LOT and would drink himself to the point that they had to call a cab for him and walk him out to it. He said it was quite often that the bartenders would have to say things like "come on coach, you have practice tomorrow. It's time to stop." -
Who the fuck orders a salmon BLT???
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Math hard for you?PurpleThrobber said:
Because you calculated your tip of 18% off the bill including the tax.BennyBeaver said:
I don't know why you give me that question.PurpleThrobber said:
WTF tips after tax?BennyBeaver said:
How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
Always pre tax. 20%
Tips are calculated pre-tax.
Rookie move. -
Nope.BennyBeaver said:
Math hard for you?PurpleThrobber said:
Because you calculated your tip of 18% off the bill including the tax.BennyBeaver said:
I don't know why you give me that question.PurpleThrobber said:
WTF tips after tax?BennyBeaver said:
How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
Always pre tax. 20%
Tips are calculated pre-tax.
Rookie move.
20% > 18%
162 = 162
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Genius.PurpleThrobber said:
Nope.BennyBeaver said:
Math hard for you?PurpleThrobber said:
Because you calculated your tip of 18% off the bill including the tax.BennyBeaver said:
I don't know why you give me that question.PurpleThrobber said:
WTF tips after tax?BennyBeaver said:
How much would you have tipped on that bill?DawgWagonDan said:backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
Please tell me the POS tipped cash at least...
Besides the $162.20 (18%) that was already included.
Always pre tax. 20%
Tips are calculated pre-tax.
Rookie move.
20% > 18%
162 = 162
Not sure what you’re trying to prove anyway. -
I remember being up at Lake Wenatchee trying desperately to listen to this game on the radio. Right as the ball is in the air on this play we lose our signal - and our shit.RaceBannon said:
It wouldn't surprise me if Sark saw some reference to the Holy Spirit pass by Brock that beat Bitchfork and Sark thought I need one of those for mechuck said:
Fu king gods play. JFC how did a fucking dive play from the one get that lofty label? If the OL had all just laid down at the snap there was still at least a 50% chance Polk would've bulled his way into the endzone.DawgWagonDan said:When he called "God's Play" at Cal while drunk, but it actually worked.
Finding out 15 seconds later he caught the ball just didn't have the same sense of relief and extacy as my sweatpants are used to. -
Sark (first time around at usc) missed the birth of one of his kids because he was out of town with the girl he was cheating on his wife with. That one I know is 100% true based on who I heard it from
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Headwaters makes good pizzapawz said:
I remember being up at Lake Wenatchee trying desperately to listen to this game on the radio. Right as the ball is in the air on this play we lose our signal - and our shit.RaceBannon said:
It wouldn't surprise me if Sark saw some reference to the Holy Spirit pass by Brock that beat Bitchfork and Sark thought I need one of those for mechuck said:
Fu king gods play. JFC how did a fucking dive play from the one get that lofty label? If the OL had all just laid down at the snap there was still at least a 50% chance Polk would've bulled his way into the endzone.DawgWagonDan said:When he called "God's Play" at Cal while drunk, but it actually worked.
Finding out 15 seconds later he caught the ball just didn't have the same sense of relief and extacy as my sweatpants are used to.
