Sark Stories
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It’s sad to see how far DNC has fallen.dnc said:
I was just trying to find a way to make the brazzers gif relevantbackthepack said:
Disagree. Fuck Sark. No one is going to be sleeping with the fishes over Sark. Plus larger audience is funnier.dnc said:Thread. Wam. Belongs.
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FtfyPurpleBaze said:
That picture always makes me laugh.dnc said:This one time we thought Sark would be at UW forever because we really underestimated the damage @owen12 did and Sark was a great recruiter, everyone said so, and he gave kickass pressers and our AD was a punch of spineless pussies but then just when things seemed hopeless Pat Haden performed a miracle and achieved sainthood before our very eyes.
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TYFYSMad_Son said:
FtfyPurpleBaze said:
That picture always makes me laugh.dnc said:This one time we thought Sark would be at UW forever because we really underestimated the damage @owen12 did and Sark was a great recruiter, everyone said so, and he gave kickass pressers and our AD was a punch of spineless pussies but then just when things seemed hopeless Pat Haden performed a miracle and achieved sainthood before our very eyes.
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The countless times he says he doesn’t deal in hypotheticals then goes on to say how we were 3-4 plays away from going undefeated
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I was watching a game with a buddy of mine once and said, "Sark's play-calling is so fucking predictable that it's no wonder this team sucks dick," then correctly called out eight consecutive plays pre-snap based off of down/distance/formation. Then laughed the rest of the game every time the commentary crew mentioned what an innovative offensive wizard Sark is.
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backthepack said:
You mean this?PurpleBaze said:He fucked (allegedly) JOEY waitresses.
He ran up quite the bar tab with a couple of other assistant coaches at El Gaucho and also the Hyatt Regency in Long Beach, CA.
I ain't got much else.
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When he got so drunk on the flight home from Pullman (he was coaching USC) that he passed out drunk and the players were taking drunk frat boy pictures of him.
When he was so drunk in the middle of a game team huddle that his assistant coaches had to pull him away because he was slurring his words so bad.
When he was on a savage bender and showed up to a practice with bloodshot eyes was told to leave and started crying in a corner.
When at UW he freaked the fuck out on the team at halftime against Portland State in front of the 19 fans at Husky Stadium to make him look TUFF!
When he screamed so hard at his USC player he probably shit himself to look even more TUFF!
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J?CuntWaffle said:When he got so drunk on the flight home from Pullman (he was coaching USC) that he passed out drunk and the players were taking drunk frat boy pictures of him.
When he was so drunk in the middle of a game team huddle that his assistant coaches had to pull him away because he was slurring his words so bad.
When he was on a savage bender and showed up to a practice with bloodshot eyes was told to leave and started crying in a corner.
When at UW he freaked the fuck out on the team at halftime against Portland State in front of the 19 fans at Husky Stadium to make him look TUFF!
When he screamed so hard at his USC player he probably shit himself to look even more TUFF!
Too many.
