Game of Thrones season 8 mega thread
Comments
-
The Throbber needs to see Melisandre's magical rack one last time....
-
-
-
https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a26110455/littlefinger-alive-game-of-thrones/
Interesting theory but there's not enough time for this to happen, I think. More likely his huge difference in personality/choices in S7 was just bad writing. I'd love to be wrong though. -
Swaye said:
GRRM is a fat loser piece of shit. No way he finishes these books. He doesn't even care anymore. He just goes to Comic Cons and then goes home and rolls around in buckets of KFC and money. Rich Fat Fucker.
He could have been remembered like Tolkien. Instead he will be remembered as the guy who almost wrote the best fantasy world ever but got fat and lazy instead.
Artist depiction:
-
Gendry may have the body but Pod has the dick that don’t quit. Ask the whores.El_K said:Was it me or did Arya look unenthused about just getting some D for the first time? Gendry was asleep after blasting Arya's insides with his hot cookies so he probably thogh he laid it down well. But Arya had a look on her face "that's it"
-
Bronn knowsDoogCourics said:
Gendry may have the body but Pod has the dick that don’t quit. Ask the whores.El_K said:Was it me or did Arya look unenthused about just getting some D for the first time? Gendry was asleep after blasting Arya's insides with his hot cookies so he probably thogh he laid it down well. But Arya had a look on her face "that's it"
-
Super late entry but last episode was the best one in ages. Makes Season 7 piss me off even more. Load of dreck. It's like someone remembered character development and storytelling.
I am so fucking pumped for this battle.
Also a bit surprised none of you dumb donkeys see the Night King winning it all. Okay, not likely, but i can dream.
Also, I like the "Dany (she is really fucking annoying to me and I basically hate her) shivs Jon because he went all noble Jon and spilled the beans but then Sansa fucks her up or just outlives her and somehow kicks Cersei's ass (that chick fight would give me a boner for weeks) and runs the whole fucking show with Winterfell as they new seat of power for the realm" angle.
Oh yeah, Theon is absolutely dead this episode, and Brienne as well. Cook it.
Bronn cannot be killed by conventional methods and will live forever. If Tyrion dies I will throw my TV out the window and shoot something. -
Wore my "I Drink and I Know Things" tank top while trimming the hedges in the front yard this afternoon
Will be wearing my "I Am The God of Tits and Wine" shirt tonight -
-
Spectacle: incredible. Dothraki charge of the light brigade lol.
Super disappointed with the resolution. What the fuck is Bran’s story? What are the NKs motivations? Azor Ahai? Anything?
Arya is an anime character at this point. -
Right? What's the fucking point of it all?Gladstone said:Spectacle: incredible. Dothraki charge of the light brigade lol.
Super disappointed with the resolution. What the fuck is Bran’s story? What are the NKs motivations? Azor Ahai? Anything?
Arya is an anime character at this point.
Why are the seasons different goddamn lengths!!!! -
So I guess the crypts were safe!
-
Who would have ever though hiding from the army of the dead in an area where dead people are was a bad idea.UW_Doog_Bot said:So I guess the crypts were safe!
-
Bingo. A good one though.Gladstone said:
Arya is an anime character at this point. -
-
Night king's death was too deus ex machina for me. Where the fuck did Arya come from? Awesome until then.
-
Gladstone said:
Spectacle: incredible. Dothraki charge of the light brigade lol.
Super disappointed with the resolution. What the fuck is Bran’s story? What are the NKs motivations? Azor Ahai? Anything?
Arya is an anime character at this point.
I feel like the first 7 seasons meant nothing and lent nothing to this resolution.
Dothraki swords going out: chilling.
Unsullied closing the ranks so everyone could retreat and Grey Worm giving the order to cut them off: gut wrenching.
Everything after? A fucking superhero movie.
Every scene around a main character fighting against overwhelming odds inside Winterfell cut away as a horde of wights ran at them, then when we see them later they’re standing on a pile of bodies.
Jon and Dany were the most worthless warriors in the battle.
The prince that was promised who sings a song of ice and fire? I know Missandei said previously that the translation was wrong and it doesn’t mean a boy or a girl, but come on.
Honestly that was just disappointing as fuck.
Like the fucking Huskies in a NY6 bowl. -
We know she likes the dick now too.CuntWaffle said:
Bingo. A good one though.Gladstone said:
Arya is an anime character at this point.
Still no Sansa tittays. Weak -
Wasn’t that dark. Get a better TV.
-
Just horrible tactics all aroundDoogCourics said:Gladstone said:Spectacle: incredible. Dothraki charge of the light brigade lol.
Super disappointed with the resolution. What the fuck is Bran’s story? What are the NKs motivations? Azor Ahai? Anything?
Arya is an anime character at this point.
I feel like the first 7 seasons meant nothing and lent nothing to this resolution.
Dothraki swords going out: chilling.
Unsullied closing the ranks so everyone could retreat and Grey Worm giving the order to cut them off: gut wrenching.
Everything after? A fucking superhero movie.
Every scene around a main character fighting against overwhelming odds inside Winterfell cut away as a horde of wights ran at them, then when we see them later they’re standing on a pile of bodies.
Jon and Dany were the most worthless warriors in the battle.
The prince that was promised who sings a song of ice and fire? I know Missandei said previously that the translation was wrong and it doesn’t mean a boy or a girl, but come on.
Honestly that was just disappointing as fuck.
Like the fucking Huskies in a NY6 bowl.
Bum rush all the living, get them on the ground with mass and momentum, and eat their faces off while they're trying to stand up
Dragons disappear until the story calls for them to show up
Neither side deserved to wiin
That said, I hope Brienne and Tormund have some awesome loud sweaty victory coitus -
The best part about Game of Thrones was that no character was off limits. Anyone could die at anytime, and pretty much every one would.
But this episode all characters were off limits except for role players. 10,000 people will die, but 10 main characters all survive. Meanwhile they’re able to hild off 30.000 wights by themselves even though their army was wiped out with ease.
Like I was watching fucking Avengers. -
Yeah, I was super disappointed in this episode. (Though the soundtrack was amazing.)
RIP to my spirit animal, Lyanna Mormont
-
I got a sweet TV and couldn’t see much, but maybe that was because I was watching via HBO Go.Gladstone said:Wasn’t that dark. Get a better TV.
-
Read beforehand that the episode was really dark, adjusted the brightness of the TV to maximum. Wife thanked me after
-
And wtf was with Jon Snow just standing up to accept death vs Viserion? You do jack shit the whole battle and the Night King is about to kill Bran and you’re just like whelp, I can’t make it, might as well stand up and die.
Just fuck.
I expected at least half of the supporting cast to die and one of the big hitters to die. -
The show runners thought Jorah and Theon were the big hitters.DoogCourics said:And wtf was with Jon Snow just standing up to accept death vs Viserion? You do jack shit the whole battle and the Night King is about to kill Bran and you’re just like whelp, I can’t make it, might as well stand up and die.
Just fuck.
I expected at least half of the supporting cast to die and one of the big hitters to die.
Yeah, I really expected a higher body count.
