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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,729 Founders Club

    The only thing to do in a national disaster is to hold up and drink.

    *hole
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited February 2019

    The only thing to do in a national disaster is to hold up and drink.

    *hole
    Dammit old man it's too cold to deal with autocorrect

    With frozen fingers I can't be hitting backpack and another character.

    Lol backspace not backpack
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937

    The only thing to do in a national disaster is to hold up and drink.

    *hole
    Dammit old man it's too cold to deal with autocorrect

    With frozen fingers I can't be hitting backpack and another character.

    Lol backspace not backpack
    FREE PUB!!
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    *fudgepack


    Man pups really lost it. That's all he could come up with? Bitchfork was an easy win
  • Laocoön
    Laocoön Member Posts: 529
    edited February 2019
    @YellowSnow U live in the Leaf? Meet me at the 7-11 on 92nd! I'll be in the beer aisle for emergency provisions.
  • Laocoön
    Laocoön Member Posts: 529
    The clerks @ TW&More are doing the Lord's work
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,027

    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,217 Founders Club

    dannarc said:

    It came in spurts...... 2" at 3pm.......2.5" at 6pm......3.25" at 7pm....oh god....oh god.....4" and stopped at 7:11 pm....

    That is so weird.

    The Throbber comes in spurts, too.

    As Richard Hell sung, Love Comes in Spurts. This is REAL punk rock!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqiUcg5uYGU
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    What's white, 9 inches, and makes all the teenaged girls in the area happy?

    You ever just wish the snow was pure cocaine?

    I had a half stoned young injun with long hair and tats ring me up at the weed store last week and I thought about asking him if he knew his father.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I'm also hoping some homeless camp goes full Donner party tonight.

    WOOF!
  • DawgFader
    DawgFader Member Posts: 1,414

    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

    *landjaeger

    It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
    Bavarian Meats...DFA

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,217 Founders Club
    DawgFader said:

    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

    *landjaeger

    It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
    Bavarian Meats...DFA

    Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.
  • DawgFader
    DawgFader Member Posts: 1,414

    DawgFader said:

    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

    *landjaeger

    It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
    Bavarian Meats...DFA

    Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.
    Their Landjeagers are excellent.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,217 Founders Club
    DawgFader said:

    DawgFader said:

    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

    *landjaeger

    It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
    Bavarian Meats...DFA

    Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.
    Their Landjeagers are excellent.
    I eat them at Prost.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,217 Founders Club

    SoCal Update: It's so nice out we went for a walk in the park with the kid and the dog. The wife did make the kid wear a jacket though so there's that. Supposed to get down in the 40's tonight so naturally, I'm preparing by getting drunk early on whiskey sours(with egg whites) and making plans to hit the hot tub with Mrs. Doog Bot. I only have two limes left though so I might have to get creative soon.

    My friend in @RaceBannon country told me it got so cold this week he had frost on his car window. Can you believe he had to improvise a scraper to get it off? Truly, these are the hard tims that make strong men of us all.


    Won’t the egg white salmonella, gut rot be bad for the hot tub?
  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,047 Founders Club

    SoCal Update: It's so nice out we went for a walk in the park with the kid and the dog. The wife did make the kid wear a jacket though so there's that. Supposed to get down in the 40's tonight so naturally, I'm preparing by getting drunk early on whiskey sours(with egg whites) and making plans to hit the hot tub with Mrs. Doog Bot. I only have two limes left though so I might have to get creative soon.

    My friend in @RaceBannon country told me it got so cold this week he had frost on his car window. Can you believe he had to improvise a scraper to get it off? Truly, these are the hard tims that make strong men of us all.


    Won’t the egg white salmonella, gut rot be bad for the hot tub?
    That's why you make the drinks strong. Disinfectant.
  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024

    DawgFader said:

    DawgFader said:

    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

    *landjaeger

    It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
    Bavarian Meats...DFA

    Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.
    Their Landjeagers are excellent.
    I eat them at Prost.


  • DawgFader
    DawgFader Member Posts: 1,414

    DawgFader said:

    DawgFader said:

    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

    *landjaeger

    It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
    Bavarian Meats...DFA

    Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.
    Their Landjeagers are excellent.
    I eat them at Prost.


    Game changer. TYFYS