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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,650
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    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,792
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    dannarc said:

    It came in spurts...... 2" at 3pm.......2.5" at 6pm......3.25" at 7pm....oh god....oh god.....4" and stopped at 7:11 pm....

    That is so weird.

    The Throbber comes in spurts, too.

    As Richard Hell sung, Love Comes in Spurts. This is REAL punk rock!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqiUcg5uYGU
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,375
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    What's white, 9 inches, and makes all the teenaged girls in the area happy?

    You ever just wish the snow was pure cocaine?

    I had a half stoned young injun with long hair and tats ring me up at the weed store last week and I thought about asking him if he knew his father.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,375
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    I'm also hoping some homeless camp goes full Donner party tonight.

    WOOF!
  • DawgFaderDawgFader Member Posts: 1,414
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    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

    *landjaeger

    It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
    Bavarian Meats...DFA

  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,792
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    DawgFader said:

    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

    *landjaeger

    It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
    Bavarian Meats...DFA

    Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.
  • DawgFaderDawgFader Member Posts: 1,414
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    DawgFader said:

    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

    *landjaeger

    It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
    Bavarian Meats...DFA

    Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.
    Their Landjeagers are excellent.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,792
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    DawgFader said:

    DawgFader said:

    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

    *landjaeger

    It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
    Bavarian Meats...DFA

    Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.
    Their Landjeagers are excellent.
    I eat them at Prost.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,792
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    SoCal Update: It's so nice out we went for a walk in the park with the kid and the dog. The wife did make the kid wear a jacket though so there's that. Supposed to get down in the 40's tonight so naturally, I'm preparing by getting drunk early on whiskey sours(with egg whites) and making plans to hit the hot tub with Mrs. Doog Bot. I only have two limes left though so I might have to get creative soon.

    My friend in @RaceBannon country told me it got so cold this week he had frost on his car window. Can you believe he had to improvise a scraper to get it off? Truly, these are the hard tims that make strong men of us all.


    Won’t the egg white salmonella, gut rot be bad for the hot tub?
  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,093
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    SoCal Update: It's so nice out we went for a walk in the park with the kid and the dog. The wife did make the kid wear a jacket though so there's that. Supposed to get down in the 40's tonight so naturally, I'm preparing by getting drunk early on whiskey sours(with egg whites) and making plans to hit the hot tub with Mrs. Doog Bot. I only have two limes left though so I might have to get creative soon.

    My friend in @RaceBannon country told me it got so cold this week he had frost on his car window. Can you believe he had to improvise a scraper to get it off? Truly, these are the hard tims that make strong men of us all.


    Won’t the egg white salmonella, gut rot be bad for the hot tub?
    That's why you make the drinks strong. Disinfectant.
  • minion_doogminion_doog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,946
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    DawgFader said:

    DawgFader said:

    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

    *landjaeger

    It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
    Bavarian Meats...DFA

    Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.
    Their Landjeagers are excellent.
    I eat them at Prost.


  • DawgFaderDawgFader Member Posts: 1,414
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    DawgFader said:

    DawgFader said:

    No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.

    Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).

    brb, yo.

    *landjaeger

    It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
    Bavarian Meats...DFA

    Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.
    Their Landjeagers are excellent.
    I eat them at Prost.


    Game changer. TYFYS

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