Update on Snow Storm
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Based on your typos I'd say you've already been drinking the goods.YellowSnow said:Total Wine and Mor was open. I said god bless and than you for your service.
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The only thing to do in a national disaster is to hold up and drink.
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*holePitchfork51 said:The only thing to do in a national disaster is to hold up and drink.
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My fingers iz kolde u hurtful prick.PurpleBaze said:
Based on your typos I'd say you've already been drinking the goods.YellowSnow said:Total Wine and Mor was open. I said god bless and than you for your service.
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Have some clam chowder... or warm clam dip.YellowSnow said:
My fingers iz kolde u hurtful prick.PurpleBaze said:
Based on your typos I'd say you've already been drinking the goods.YellowSnow said:Total Wine and Mor was open. I said god bless and than you for your service.
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Dammit old man it's too cold to deal with autocorrectRaceBannon said:
*holePitchfork51 said:The only thing to do in a national disaster is to hold up and drink.
With frozen fingers I can't be hitting backpack and another character.
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FREE PUB!!Pitchfork51 said:
Dammit old man it's too cold to deal with autocorrectRaceBannon said:
*holePitchfork51 said:The only thing to do in a national disaster is to hold up and drink.
With frozen fingers I can't be hitting backpack and another character.
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Man pups really lost it. That's all he could come up with? Bitchfork was an easy win -
@YellowSnow U live in the Leaf? Meet me at the 7-11 on 92nd! I'll be in the beer aisle for emergency provisions.
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The clerks @ TW&More are doing the Lord's work
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Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).YellowSnow said:No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.
brb, yo.
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That is so weird.dannarc said:It came in spurts...... 2" at 3pm.......2.5" at 6pm......3.25" at 7pm....oh god....oh god.....4" and stopped at 7:11 pm....
The Throbber comes in spurts, too.
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As Richard Hell sung, Love Comes in Spurts. This is REAL punk rock!!PurpleThrobber said:
That is so weird.dannarc said:It came in spurts...... 2" at 3pm.......2.5" at 6pm......3.25" at 7pm....oh god....oh god.....4" and stopped at 7:11 pm....
The Throbber comes in spurts, too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqiUcg5uYGU
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*landjaegerPurpleThrobber said:
Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).YellowSnow said:No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.
brb, yo.
It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ). -
What's white, 9 inches, and makes all the teenaged girls in the area happy?
You ever just wish the snow was pure cocaine?
I had a half stoned young injun with long hair and tats ring me up at the weed store last week and I thought about asking him if he knew his father. -
I'm also hoping some homeless camp goes full Donner party tonight.
WOOF! -
SoCal Update: It's so nice out we went for a walk in the park with the kid and the dog. The wife did make the kid wear a jacket though so there's that. Supposed to get down in the 40's tonight so naturally, I'm preparing by getting drunk early on whiskey sours(with egg whites) and making plans to hit the hot tub with Mrs. Doog Bot. I only have two limes left though so I might have to get creative soon.
My friend in @RaceBannon country told me it got so cold this week he had frost on his car window. Can you believe he had to improvise a scraper to get it off? Truly, these are the hard tims that make strong men of us all.
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Bavarian Meats...DFAYellowSnow said:
*landjaegerPurpleThrobber said:
Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).YellowSnow said:No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.
brb, yo.
It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
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Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.DawgFader said:
Bavarian Meats...DFAYellowSnow said:
*landjaegerPurpleThrobber said:
Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).YellowSnow said:No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.
brb, yo.
It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ). -
Their Landjeagers are excellent.YellowSnow said:
Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.DawgFader said:
Bavarian Meats...DFAYellowSnow said:
*landjaegerPurpleThrobber said:
Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).YellowSnow said:No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.
brb, yo.
It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ). -
I eat them at Prost.DawgFader said:
Their Landjeagers are excellent.YellowSnow said:
Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.DawgFader said:
Bavarian Meats...DFAYellowSnow said:
*landjaegerPurpleThrobber said:
Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).YellowSnow said:No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.
brb, yo.
It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ). -
Won’t the egg white salmonella, gut rot be bad for the hot tub?UW_Doog_Bot said:SoCal Update: It's so nice out we went for a walk in the park with the kid and the dog. The wife did make the kid wear a jacket though so there's that. Supposed to get down in the 40's tonight so naturally, I'm preparing by getting drunk early on whiskey sours(with egg whites) and making plans to hit the hot tub with Mrs. Doog Bot. I only have two limes left though so I might have to get creative soon.
My friend in @RaceBannon country told me it got so cold this week he had frost on his car window. Can you believe he had to improvise a scraper to get it off? Truly, these are the hard tims that make strong men of us all. -
That's why you make the drinks strong. Disinfectant.YellowSnow said:
Won’t the egg white salmonella, gut rot be bad for the hot tub?UW_Doog_Bot said:SoCal Update: It's so nice out we went for a walk in the park with the kid and the dog. The wife did make the kid wear a jacket though so there's that. Supposed to get down in the 40's tonight so naturally, I'm preparing by getting drunk early on whiskey sours(with egg whites) and making plans to hit the hot tub with Mrs. Doog Bot. I only have two limes left though so I might have to get creative soon.
My friend in @RaceBannon country told me it got so cold this week he had frost on his car window. Can you believe he had to improvise a scraper to get it off? Truly, these are the hard tims that make strong men of us all. -
Holy shit I am hanging at my dad's and I drank too much so I'm gonna sleep here and I randomly put on the saint.
Roger Moore is slick as fuck. How did I not know this?
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This was so random I had to upvote it.Pitchfork51 said:Holy shit I am hanging at my dad's and I drank too much so I'm gonna sleep here and I randomly put on the saint.
Roger Moore is slick as fuck. How did I not know this?
I mean I'm all about Patrick swayze and Christian bale but wow. It's another league. -
Which Dad though?Pitchfork51 said:Holy shit I am hanging at my dad's and I drank too much so I'm gonna sleep here and I randomly put on the saint.
Roger Moore is slick as fuck. How did I not know this?
I mean I'm all about Patrick swayze and Christian bale but wow. It's another league.
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YellowSnow said:
I eat them at Prost.DawgFader said:
Their Landjeagers are excellent.YellowSnow said:
Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.DawgFader said:
Bavarian Meats...DFAYellowSnow said:
*landjaegerPurpleThrobber said:
Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).YellowSnow said:No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.
brb, yo.
It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
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Game changer. TYFYSminion_doog said:YellowSnow said:
I eat them at Prost.DawgFader said:
Their Landjeagers are excellent.YellowSnow said:
Great spot. They sell an amazing smoked Bavarian style pork chop which is to die for.DawgFader said:
Bavarian Meats...DFAYellowSnow said:
*landjaegerPurpleThrobber said:
Hemplers is goddamned delicious. They've got several varieties that are fucking amazing. Not real hip on the Jaegerwurstmeir or whatever they call it - but the pepperoni is to die for and the bacon/cheese shit gives me a boner (beyond normal length).YellowSnow said:No Slim Jims yesterday but did have some Helmpler’s pepperoni sticks. Hemplers is from Jack Lockner cuntry up in Ferndale. Ran out of bourbon due to the storm and was drinking rum, bitters and pineapple juice dreaming of warmer beaches to walk for perspective. Getting low on milk for little piss #2 so will have to brave the storm to get down to the 7-11 off Roosevelt north of the U District.
brb, yo.
It’s not for everyone but I’m half kraut so it’s in the genes to like that one too. The spicy jalapeño flavored ones are good bu too hard on the ol corn hole (shout to @UW_Doog_Bot ).
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Seattle School District closed tomorrow. Probably Tuesday too. Pray for us.