Two fucking life flights off the mountain yesterday. Crazy. Both on the fucking bunny hill/beginner slopes.
Which is why the Throbber stays the fuck away from those clowns. About killed a ski school kid yesterday passing him on a cat track. When The Throbber yells "on your right" that means I'm passing on the fucking right...don't turn right, you dumb fuck.
Had this happen the other day.
Picked my line and committed. All of a sudden the 6yo 35 yards to the left cut hard in front of me. Thankfully I got on the ground to avoid in time. Too close for comfort.
The thing is if you're skiing around 6 years old on greens or blues and you hit them as the up hill skier, it means you fucked up bad.
I know it's annoying, but extreme caution is merited here.
I told a couple of assholes on the green runs to slow down. If some asshole ever hits my kid, the gloves will come off and not @Tequilla style. More like Forest Gump style.
I knew it would be seen as completely my fault, and I'm super careful... butt still.
Epic day today. Not sure it will ever be replicated.
Riding spots that literally haven't been ridden all year, with 2-3" fresh. 'Pure as the driven snow', virgin lines each time down the mountain, all day.
I'm glad most don't like to go to the step technical spots I do (shameless brag). When you see tracks in the photos, they are mine own.
Epic day today. Not sure it will ever be replicated.
Riding spots that literally haven't been ridden all year, with 2-3" fresh. 'Pure as the driven snow', virgin lines each time down the mountain, all day.
I'm glad most don't like to go to the step technical spots I do (shameless brag). When you see tracks in the photos, they are mine own.
Two fucking life flights off the mountain yesterday. Crazy. Both on the fucking bunny hill/beginner slopes.
Which is why the Throbber stays the fuck away from those clowns. About killed a ski school kid yesterday passing him on a cat track. When The Throbber yells "on your right" that means I'm passing on the fucking right...don't turn right, you dumb fuck.
Ski like you drive: No signals. Be stealth instead.
Most NW people are too dumb and guaranteed to misinterpret anything you say.
Look how they drive, for fuck sake. That's all the evidence you need.
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Riding spots that literally haven't been ridden all year, with 2-3" fresh. 'Pure as the driven snow', virgin lines each time down the mountain, all day.
I'm glad most don't like to go to the step technical spots I do (shameless brag). When you see tracks in the photos, they are mine own.
Not good.
I've already had my near death ski crash caused by some other asshole.
Enjoy it you hedonistic 'sum bitch.
High of 16. Squeaker snow.
What could go wrong?
You sound poor.
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Most NW people are too dumb and guaranteed to misinterpret anything you say.
Look how they drive, for fuck sake. That's all the evidence you need.
I'm afraid of heights.