OFFICIAL 2021- 22 Ski Season Thread
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You gotta get some snow tyres on the Bimmer!pawz said:Today is the first day all season for Southern Cross/Double Diamond as Stevens. Fucking finally.
@YellowSnow
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I knew it would be seen as completely my fault, and I'm super careful... butt still.YellowSnow said:
The thing is if you're skiing around 6 years old on greens or blues and you hit them as the up hill skier, it means you fucked up bad.pawz said:
Had this happen the other day.PurpleThrobber said:
Two fucking life flights off the mountain yesterday. Crazy. Both on the fucking bunny hill/beginner slopes.YellowSnow said:
You’re alive though.PurpleThrobber said:Skiied the last two days.
That was fucking stupid.
Can barely walk right now
Which is why the Throbber stays the fuck away from those clowns. About killed a ski school kid yesterday passing him on a cat track. When The Throbber yells "on your right" that means I'm passing on the fucking right...don't turn right, you dumb fuck.
Picked my line and committed. All of a sudden the 6yo 35 yards to the left cut hard in front of me. Thankfully I got on the ground to avoid in time. Too close for comfort.
I know it's annoying, but extreme caution is merited here.
I told a couple of assholes on the green runs to slow down. If some asshole ever hits my kid, the gloves will come off and not @Tequilla style. More like Forest Gump style.
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Epic day today. Not sure it will ever be replicated.
Riding spots that literally haven't been ridden all year, with 2-3" fresh. 'Pure as the driven snow', virgin lines each time down the mountain, all day.
I'm glad most don't like to go to the step technical spots I do (shameless brag). When you see tracks in the photos, they are mine own.
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#factsYellowSnow said:
You gotta get some snow tyres on the Bimmer!pawz said:Today is the first day all season for Southern Cross/Double Diamond as Stevens. Fucking finally.
@YellowSnow
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NTD, BBpawz said:Epic day today. Not sure it will ever be replicated.
Riding spots that literally haven't been ridden all year, with 2-3" fresh. 'Pure as the driven snow', virgin lines each time down the mountain, all day.
I'm glad most don't like to go to the step technical spots I do (shameless brag). When you see tracks in the photos, they are mine own. -
Turns out one of the guysm who died is the husband of my mom's friend. I guess he lost his ski at 50mph and slammed into a tree.YellowSnow said:
It’s been bloodbath on our? Groomers. 2 couch sales in 2 days.pawz said:
It's going to be fantastic for ripping groomers. Get some.BleachedAnusDawg said:I should just say fuck work on a weekday this week and get up there. Looks great on a bluebird day.
https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2022/02/two-skiers-die-at-mt-bachelor-another-airlifted-due-to-medical-emergency-in-three-day-span.html
Not good.
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I let it rip on powder and crud. I ski about 25% of my max speed on hard, icy groomers. It's just not worth it.pawz said:
Turns out one of the guysm who died is the husband of my mom's friend. I guess he lost his ski at 50mph and slammed into a tree.YellowSnow said:
It’s been bloodbath on our? Groomers. 2 couch sales in 2 days.pawz said:
It's going to be fantastic for ripping groomers. Get some.BleachedAnusDawg said:I should just say fuck work on a weekday this week and get up there. Looks great on a bluebird day.
https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2022/02/two-skiers-die-at-mt-bachelor-another-airlifted-due-to-medical-emergency-in-three-day-span.html
Not good.
I've already had my near death ski crash caused by some other asshole. -
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Sooner than later the bunny hill pow is going to pay for itself. Your wallet not withstanding.YellowSnow said:
High of 16. Squeaker snow.
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Not to veer into the Tug's S.O.I., what the actual fuck? We need to cut those guys off as a client state. They have been worthless as tits on a boar.pawz said: -
You don't have an artificial enviro-tourist mecca?!?!YellowSnow said:
Not to veer into the Tug's S.O.I., what the actual fuck? We need to cut those guys off as a client state. They have been worthless as tits on a boar.pawz said:
You sound poor.
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I am reminded daily of @PurpleBaze ’s oil money and the riches it buys.PurpleThrobber said:
You don't have an artificial enviro-tourist mecca?!?!YellowSnow said:
Not to veer into the Tug's S.O.I., what the actual fuck? We need to cut those guys off as a client state. They have been worthless as tits on a boar.pawz said:
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Late season POW in the forecast !!
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Ski like you drive: No signals. Be stealth instead.PurpleThrobber said:
Two fucking life flights off the mountain yesterday. Crazy. Both on the fucking bunny hill/beginner slopes.YellowSnow said:
You’re alive though.PurpleThrobber said:Skiied the last two days.
That was fucking stupid.
Can barely walk right now
Which is why the Throbber stays the fuck away from those clowns. About killed a ski school kid yesterday passing him on a cat track. When The Throbber yells "on your right" that means I'm passing on the fucking right...don't turn right, you dumb fuck.
Most NW people are too dumb and guaranteed to misinterpret anything you say.
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@WahabbiDawg, True?PurpleThrobber said:
You don't have an artificial enviro-tourist mecca?!?!YellowSnow said:
Not to veer into the Tug's S.O.I., what the actual fuck? We need to cut those guys off as a client state. They have been worthless as tits on a boar.pawz said:
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I like to look. Then move the fuck along.YellowSnow said:
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Here I sit in White Wakanda getting ready for some spring slush runs tomorrow. It's supposed to be in the 50s on the hill.
It gets cold again with the possibility of new snow Friday. And really fucking cold with the possibility of new snow again on Saturday.
Doing my injun dances now for cold and snow.
Stay tuned.
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PM to @Swaye Yella need 'em big April. No want 'em White Wakanda lodge to burn down. Please make 'em good snow dance.pawz said:Here I sit in White Wakanda getting ready for some spring slush runs tomorrow. It's supposed to be in the 50s on the hill.
It gets cold again with the possibility of new snow Friday. And really fucking cold with the possibility of new snow again on Saturday.
Doing my injun dances now for cold and snow.
Stay tuned.
Total precipitation for winter at 81% of normal, but snow pack only 61% cause climate change and stuff. -
YellowSnow said:
PM to @Swaye Yella need 'em big April. No want 'em White Wakanda lodge to burn down. Please make 'em good snow dance.pawz said:Here I sit in White Wakanda getting ready for some spring slush runs tomorrow. It's supposed to be in the 50s on the hill.
It gets cold again with the possibility of new snow Friday. And really fucking cold with the possibility of new snow again on Saturday.
Doing my injun dances now for cold and snow.
Stay tuned.
Total precipitation for winter at 81% of normal, but snow pack only 61% cause climate change and stuff.
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Dear @Swaye,Swaye said:YellowSnow said:
PM to @Swaye Yella need 'em big April. No want 'em White Wakanda lodge to burn down. Please make 'em good snow dance.pawz said:Here I sit in White Wakanda getting ready for some spring slush runs tomorrow. It's supposed to be in the 50s on the hill.
It gets cold again with the possibility of new snow Friday. And really fucking cold with the possibility of new snow again on Saturday.
Doing my injun dances now for cold and snow.
Stay tuned.
Total precipitation for winter at 81% of normal, but snow pack only 61% cause climate change and stuff.
Please to be finding a new fucking snow dance. @YellowSnow and I skied at Mt White Wakanda today. The day started out with rain and fog. Half the mountain was a bulletproof ice sheet. The Redman has failed us. No fire water and more blankets for you.
Nonetheless, we made the best of it finding the best places to ride given Yella's extensive knowledge of the mountain. (I hadn't skied Bachelor in 20 years.) The weather even cleared up after kicking back a couple soda's at lunch and talking shit about HCH denizens.
Thank you for your, um, service.
pawz
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There ought to be an annual HH ski club weekend in Central Oregon followed by the annual HH Central Oregon golf tournament. I’m too lazy to head back to Seattle these days.
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Sounds like too much work. Plus, if there's no potato cannons, I'm fucking out.YellowSnow said:There ought to be an annual HH ski club weekend in Central Oregon followed by the annual HH Central Oregon golf tournament. I’m too lazy to head back to Seattle these days.
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We can all stay at your place, right?YellowSnow said:There ought to be an annual HH ski club weekend in Central Oregon followed by the annual HH Central Oregon golf tournament. I’m too lazy to head back to Seattle these days.
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Sure thing. I will even get out the our Little Tikes Bouncey House for the @dflea vs @TurdBomber Midget Cage Fight!dflea said:
We can all stay at your place, right?YellowSnow said:There ought to be an annual HH ski club weekend in Central Oregon followed by the annual HH Central Oregon golf tournament. I’m too lazy to head back to Seattle these days.
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Getting some.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx9gHuWCnT8
