It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.
A month? Braggart.
Married BJs are like a once, maybe twice per year thing. Possibly on an anniversary/birthday. Most likely she just gets really drunk and forgets that she's married and acts like a common whore.
Married women have some sort of NSA that monitors the semen count in their mouths. Sets off all sorts of alarms. Gets them kicked out of bunco and book club.
Be thankful for a dry handy once per week. If that.
Sucks for you guys. There are advantages to marrying fast strategy and crazy.
It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.
A month? Braggart.
Married BJs are like a once, maybe twice per year thing. Possibly on an anniversary/birthday. Most likely she just gets really drunk and forgets that she's married and acts like a common whore.
Married women have some sort of NSA that monitors the semen count in their mouths. Sets off all sorts of alarms. Gets them kicked out of bunco and book club.
Be thankful for a dry handy once per week. If that.
Sucks for you guys. There are advantages to marrying fast strategy and crazy.
Every married heterosexual man here married crazy.
Honest question, do women deliberately chinstigate this shit, or is this merely the continuation of thousands of years of tribal(lulz) conflict?
I’ve been in a couple of situations where it looked like we were going to throw down and my wife has been at my shoulder yapping it up. I’ve told her to back the fuck off because if/when something happens I really don’t want to have to think about her safety too.
This is my wife as well. I tend to calm the fuck down when something like this happens but she's behind talking shit which means I'm dealing with 2 people talking shit.
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The over/under is five.
NTD, BB
... unless you have something better planned? then popcorn.gif
#unbalanced.
It’s fucking ridiculous that people do that. Fuck me.