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So, I was handcuffed last night....

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  • theknowledge
    theknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,616 Founders Club

    Bro, this shit wouldn't have happened in Wardensville, or Capon Bridge.

    WV > VA

    Go 'eers! Burn couches!

    Pretty good titty bars in WV. I made the drive a few times.
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696
    @Swaye, watch this. Laugh. You're welcome for my service.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhMJflzdyA
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,661
    Swaye said:

    Lol how many cat fail pics did you look at before deciding on that one

    A bunch. A whole lot of them. I thought about Princess the whole tim.
    You made a good decision. Ive been working on my gif game lately and I enjoy that.

    Appreciate u
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,661

    Also: did you go back and fuck the gal behind the counter at the ice cream shop?

    Old, savage @swaye would have got her digits.

    Sad, sad really
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Honest question, do women deliberately chinstigate this shit, or is this merely the continuation of thousands of years of tribal(lulz) conflict?

    All I know is if you sass a fat white trash bitch she is going to go full nuclear mode. But CLS got yappy right away too. I am sitting there thinking "fucking great, she's pregnant, talking shit, and now I have to sort this shit." Goddamnit. @Doog_de_Jour would have jumped on the bitch so we could have had a tag team thing going. I have no doubt.
    You’re goddamn right I would’ve had your, your wife, and unborn Swaye Jr.’s backs.
    I am fucking ride or die with you girl.


    This best represents TOF just Philippino and now a 12 instead of a double zero...

    Swaye, I look forward to a shitty RB or CFP bid in which we get to end up bailing each other out (probably actually dog bot or some other non-pour) and calling our baby mammas with the most ridiculous lies which they won’t believe but still allow us back in the house upon our returns.

    Ain’t the married life grand!
    Doog bot specializes in making sure you don't go to jail in the first place. I'm almost as good of a pretend lawyer as @creepycoug but with more booze and rainman like points of lucidity.

    Have a mild concussion, be four forties deep, and use the phrase, "you failed to sequester the opposing witnesses before taking statements" to get out of jail free and then pop off.
    God dammit I fucking love you
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,661

    I can’t be friends with a guy who says “excuse you”.

    EY EM EE.
    Emfa
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    BearsWiin said:

    Wayt, you have a preggo wife and you don't keep extra ice cream at home?

    Fuckin rookie

    I've been married like a month. First kid that I am around/paying for. I am fucking terrible at this.
  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024

    I can’t be friends with a guy who says “excuse you”.


  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,858
    Swaye said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Wayt, you have a preggo wife and you don't keep extra ice cream at home?

    Fuckin rookie

    I've been married like a month. First kid that I am around/paying for. I am fucking terrible at this.
    Married for a month and she is that prego. I see it was a shotgun wedding.
  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,858
    dnc said:

    alumni94 said:

    Swaye said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Wayt, you have a preggo wife and you don't keep extra ice cream at home?

    Fuckin rookie

    I've been married like a month. First kid that I am around/paying for. I am fucking terrible at this.
    Married for a month and she is that prego. I see it was a shotgun wedding.
    Knew hear?
    Nope, just don't pay much attention to people lives on here. i.e. - Don't give a shit.
  • Woof
    Woof Member Posts: 770
    vadawg said:

    I’m still in leesburg and getting divorced. CLS have any friends?
    I know the custard/ice cream joint you were at...at least they weren’t fucking Loudoun cops...hate those fuckers.

    I go to that Carousel all the time. That place is like the midpoint between suburban hell, ungodly rich horse women, and neckbeard-sporting cousin fuckers. The pizza place next door is solid though.

    I will cross paths with @Swaye one of these days
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    Woof said:

    vadawg said:

    I’m still in leesburg and getting divorced. CLS have any friends?
    I know the custard/ice cream joint you were at...at least they weren’t fucking Loudoun cops...hate those fuckers.

    I go to that Carousel all the time. That place is like the midpoint between suburban hell, ungodly rich horse women, and neckbeard-sporting cousin fuckers. The pizza place next door is solid though.

    I will cross paths with @Swaye one of these days
    Then you know the exact kind of redneck mouth breathing retards we are dealing with here. Wait, was it you?
  • Woof
    Woof Member Posts: 770
    It was not me, as I am currently on vacation in the PNW. Also, as a general rule, I try not to co-mingle with the cousin fuckers.
  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,266
    Woof said:

    vadawg said:

    I’m still in leesburg and getting divorced. CLS have any friends?
    I know the custard/ice cream joint you were at...at least they weren’t fucking Loudoun cops...hate those fuckers.

    I go to that Carousel all the time. That place is like the midpoint between suburban hell, ungodly rich horse women, and neckbeard-sporting cousin fuckers. The pizza place next door is solid though.

    I will cross paths with @Swaye one of these days
    Holy fuck are we at 4 active NoVA HCH poasters?
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    whlinder said:

    Woof said:

    vadawg said:

    I’m still in leesburg and getting divorced. CLS have any friends?
    I know the custard/ice cream joint you were at...at least they weren’t fucking Loudoun cops...hate those fuckers.

    I go to that Carousel all the time. That place is like the midpoint between suburban hell, ungodly rich horse women, and neckbeard-sporting cousin fuckers. The pizza place next door is solid though.

    I will cross paths with @Swaye one of these days
    Holy fuck are we at 4 active NoVA HCH poasters?
    You, @Swaye, @woof and who's the other?