It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.
A month? Braggart.
Married BJs are like a once, maybe twice per year thing. Possibly on an anniversary/birthday. Most likely she just gets really drunk and forgets that she's married and acts like a common whore.
Married women have some sort of NSA that monitors the semen count in their mouths. Sets off all sorts of alarms. Gets them kicked out of bunco and book club.
Be thankful for a dry handy once per week. If that.
It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.
A month? Braggart.
Married BJs are like a once, maybe twice per year thing. Possibly on an anniversary/birthday. Most likely she just gets really drunk and forgets that she's married and acts like a common whore.
Married women have some sort of NSA that monitors the semen count in their mouths. Sets off all sorts of alarms. Gets them kicked out of bunco and book club.
Be thankful for a dry handy once per week. If that.
I’d recommend the getting her drunk thing once a week if possible. But probably not while prego and then feeding. Wow... yea, FYL is right.
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Married women have some sort of NSA that monitors the semen count in their mouths. Sets off all sorts of alarms. Gets them kicked out of bunco and book club.
Be thankful for a dry handy once per week. If that.
What’s your address, I’ll send you a gift.
I told her I was sick of having it with her
She didn't take kindly to it
3 years got boring