So Greg Gaines

MikeDamone

Is a dad. Wife popped out a pretty large specimen. Almost a 9 pounder.

Good for him.

CuntWaffle

Glad he declared for the NFL. He needs to start thinking about his family.

UW_Doog_Bot

MikeDamone said:

Is a dad. Wife popped out a pretty large specimen. Almost a 9 pounder.

Good for him.

Surprised you scooped BDTW.com on this report. What do you have the kid rated as?

MikeDamone

UW_Doog_Bot said:

MikeDamone said:

Is a dad. Wife popped out a pretty large specimen. Almost a 9 pounder.

Good for him.

Surprised you scooped BDTW.com on this report. What do you have the kid rated as?

Looking at his size I’d say he will be a 3 star at age 10. Should be ready for the NFL at 17.

HuskyJW

Memorial Day weekend 2018 sounds like it was pretty fun.

PurpleJ

USC just offered his kid.

RaceBannon

WOOF

animate

9lbs. That's pretty big

bananasnblondes

Why in God's name would you have a kid...or get married at his age?

MikeDamone

bananasnblondes said:

Why in God's name would you have a kid...or get married at his age?

If you want kids, having kids young has it’s upside.

CuntWaffle

bananasnblondes said:

Why in God's name would you have a kid...or get married at his age?

To be fair there is probably no condom or birth control availible that would be able to stop Greg Gaines penetration.

Quietcowskee

Class of 2037 gonna be special...

animate

CuntWaffle said:

bananasnblondes said:

Why in God's name would you have a kid...or get married at his age?

To be fair there is probably no condom or birth control availible that would be able to stop Greg Gaines penetration.

Maybe a vaginal cinder block.

Pitchfork51

bananasnblondes said:

Why in God's name would you have a kid...or get married at his age?

Dude like half of college football players have kids at 18.

Even the white ones

Bread

I have already discussed this in details on my podcast. Baby gaines projects more as a second baseman or Catcher. Potential isnt very high for football.

MisterEm

Bread said:

I have already discussed this in details on my podcast. Baby gaines projects more as a second baseman or Catcher. Potential isnt very high for football.

If he can get by the boredom of the first decade of baseball, there is a chance.

PurpleJ

FBS

Fetal Boy Stalking

Dennis_DeYoung

bananasnblondes said:

Why in God's name would you have a kid...or get married at his age?

Slow strategy.

UWhuskytskeet

Dennis_DeYoung said:

bananasnblondes said:

Why in God's name would you have a kid...or get married at his age?

Slow strategy.

Slow strategy is having your first kid at 35.

Fenderbender123

MikeDamone said:

bananasnblondes said:

Why in God's name would you have a kid...or get married at his age?

If you want kids, having kids young has it’s upside.

Like for example, if you have a daughter when you're still in high school, then by the time all her friends are 18 you'll only be in your early to mid 30s.

HuskyJW

Look.... you're going to have your party years. You can have your kids early in like early twenties and so then you're going to party in your forties. Or, you're in a party early on and have your kids later.

Pick one... which one do you want to be?