So Greg Gaines

DoogCourics

As a non-breeder myself, I’m all for other people having kids. You do you boo.

That shit ain’t for me and I’m perfectly ok with it. I enjoy my lifestyle of doing whatever I feel like and having the money to do it.

I get to be an uncle for my nieces and nephews and my buddies have kids, and that’s plenty.

Edit: I am however for getting married. 20’s was great for messing around, trying different women to figure out what you like. Then lock one down who doesn’t want kids either and go do fun shit across the world with each other.

HillsboroDuck

Meek said:

HillsboroDuck said:

I'll speak for the oppressed minority. I absolutely love my kids. Might have another couple more.

Anytime you have a chance to pass on your toxic masculinity you have to do it.

in THIS economy??????

You must be rich.

Far from it, I'm sure I'm safely in the bottom half of HH incomes. Maybe I'll see things different later on but at this point my kids haven't been particularly expensive.

dirtysouwfdawg

HillsboroDuck said:

Meek said:

HillsboroDuck said:

I'll speak for the oppressed minority. I absolutely love my kids. Might have another couple more.

Anytime you have a chance to pass on your toxic masculinity you have to do it.

in THIS economy??????

You must be rich.

Far from it, I'm sure I'm safely in the bottom half of HH incomes. Maybe I'll see things different later on but at this point my kids haven't been particularly expensive.

What?

Keeping kids locked in the basement is the only way I’d ever see “haven’t been particularly expensive”.



How many kids do you have locked in your basement?

HillsboroDuck

dirtysouwfdawg said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Meek said:

HillsboroDuck said:

I'll speak for the oppressed minority. I absolutely love my kids. Might have another couple more.

Anytime you have a chance to pass on your toxic masculinity you have to do it.

in THIS economy??????

You must be rich.

Far from it, I'm sure I'm safely in the bottom half of HH incomes. Maybe I'll see things different later on but at this point my kids haven't been particularly expensive.

What?

Keeping kids locked in the basement is the only way I’d ever see “haven’t been particularly expensive”.



How many kids do you have locked in your basement?

Two kids, they're just 4 and 3. Only grandkids on wifey's side of the fam so we get the hookup from their grandparents pretty consistently.

MisterEm

Alexis said:

MikeDamone said:

bananasnblondes said:

Why in God's name would you have a kid...or get married at his age?

If you want kids, having kids young has it’s upside.

Agree. Sure when your buddies have money and time to party during their 20s, it kind of sucks, but now those same buddies have kids in school, little league, dance class, etc, and my kids are out of the house, I can golf whatever day I want, wife and I can go out to dinner whatever day we want, and hell, I never got laid back then anyway, so now isn't any different.

HillsboroDuck said:

I'll speak for the oppressed minority. I absolutely love my kids. Might have another couple more.

Anytime you have a chance to pass on your toxic masculinity you have to do it.

Fuck yes. All in here. Happy to breed more caustic and non-beta boys into this world. I'd have as many as we can afford, but MrsEm is done getting pelted by footballs or gang tackled in the back yard. She pulled a "no mas" after the last kid, finally got a girl.

10.5 year age gap between the oldest and youngest demon seed. Oldest is my fishing and golfing buddy.

Youngest is in diapers. Should get weird in a bit, but I love being Pops.

dflea

HillsboroDuck said:

Meek said:

HillsboroDuck said:

I'll speak for the oppressed minority. I absolutely love my kids. Might have another couple more.

Anytime you have a chance to pass on your toxic masculinity you have to do it.

in THIS economy??????

You must be rich.

Far from it, I'm sure I'm safely in the bottom half of HH incomes. Maybe I'll see things different later on but at this point my kids haven't been particularly expensive.

You haven't added it up, aren't counting opportunity costs, or they aren't very old. Kids cost you a fortune.

I agree that having kids is great and it's really the only thing of significance I've ever done in my life. It's also the most basic human task. Reproduce - or some retarded fucker will and the gene pool will get shallower. We don't have a shortage of people but we do have a shortage of good people.

I can see the light at the end of the tunnel now. One kid is out the door already and the other isn't far behind. Then I'm going to come over to their place and eat all their fucking food and drink their liquor.

HillsboroDuck

dflea said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Meek said:

HillsboroDuck said:

I'll speak for the oppressed minority. I absolutely love my kids. Might have another couple more.

Anytime you have a chance to pass on your toxic masculinity you have to do it.

in THIS economy??????

You must be rich.

Far from it, I'm sure I'm safely in the bottom half of HH incomes. Maybe I'll see things different later on but at this point my kids haven't been particularly expensive.

You haven't added it up, aren't counting opportunity costs, or they aren't very old. Kids cost you a fortune.

I agree that having kids is great and it's really the only thing of significance I've ever done in my life. It's also the most basic human task. Reproduce - or some retarded fucker will and the gene pool will get shallower. We don't have a shortage of people but we do have a shortage of good people.

I can see the light at the end of the tunnel now. One kid is out the door already and the other isn't far behind. Then I'm going to come over to their place and eat all their fucking food and drink their liquor.

Definite plenty of opportunity costs but those are very worthwhile to me.

Like I said, they're young, I'm sure it will get more expensive as they grow up. But also, we plan on not spoiling the hell out of them. Thankfully I have a wife whose a bit of a minimalist so she's on bored with not giving them everything they want.

I think a big part of the "kids are so expensive" thing is plenty of moms like to spend a shitload of money on them. Well that and child support is a bitch. Thankfully I am in neither of those situations.

dflea

HillsboroDuck said:

dflea said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Meek said:

HillsboroDuck said:

I'll speak for the oppressed minority. I absolutely love my kids. Might have another couple more.

Anytime you have a chance to pass on your toxic masculinity you have to do it.

in THIS economy??????

You must be rich.

Far from it, I'm sure I'm safely in the bottom half of HH incomes. Maybe I'll see things different later on but at this point my kids haven't been particularly expensive.

You haven't added it up, aren't counting opportunity costs, or they aren't very old. Kids cost you a fortune.

I agree that having kids is great and it's really the only thing of significance I've ever done in my life. It's also the most basic human task. Reproduce - or some retarded fucker will and the gene pool will get shallower. We don't have a shortage of people but we do have a shortage of good people.

I can see the light at the end of the tunnel now. One kid is out the door already and the other isn't far behind. Then I'm going to come over to their place and eat all their fucking food and drink their liquor.

Definite plenty of opportunity costs but those are very worthwhile to me.

Like I said, they're young, I'm sure it will get more expensive as they grow up. But also, we plan on not spoiling the hell out of them. Thankfully I have a wife whose a bit of a minimalist so she's on bored with not giving them everything they want.

I think a big part of the "kids are so expensive" thing is plenty of moms like to spend a shitload of money on them. Well that and child support is a bitch. Thankfully I am in neither of those situations.

True.

It sounds like your kids have good dads and will be the kind of people the world can use more of.

HillsboroDuck

dflea said:

HillsboroDuck said:

dflea said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Meek said:

HillsboroDuck said:

I'll speak for the oppressed minority. I absolutely love my kids. Might have another couple more.

Anytime you have a chance to pass on your toxic masculinity you have to do it.

in THIS economy??????

You must be rich.

Far from it, I'm sure I'm safely in the bottom half of HH incomes. Maybe I'll see things different later on but at this point my kids haven't been particularly expensive.

You haven't added it up, aren't counting opportunity costs, or they aren't very old. Kids cost you a fortune.

I agree that having kids is great and it's really the only thing of significance I've ever done in my life. It's also the most basic human task. Reproduce - or some retarded fucker will and the gene pool will get shallower. We don't have a shortage of people but we do have a shortage of good people.

I can see the light at the end of the tunnel now. One kid is out the door already and the other isn't far behind. Then I'm going to come over to their place and eat all their fucking food and drink their liquor.

Definite plenty of opportunity costs but those are very worthwhile to me.

Like I said, they're young, I'm sure it will get more expensive as they grow up. But also, we plan on not spoiling the hell out of them. Thankfully I have a wife whose a bit of a minimalist so she's on bored with not giving them everything they want.

I think a big part of the "kids are so expensive" thing is plenty of moms like to spend a shitload of money on them. Well that and child support is a bitch. Thankfully I am in neither of those situations.

True.

It sounds like your kids have good dads and will be the kind of people the world can use more of.

I hope so man. Raising these mini people is a huge responsibility, no question about that. We try not to take it lightly.

GrundleStiltzkin

dflea said:

HillsboroDuck said:

Meek said:

HillsboroDuck said:

I'll speak for the oppressed minority. I absolutely love my kids. Might have another couple more.

Anytime you have a chance to pass on your toxic masculinity you have to do it.

in THIS economy??????

You must be rich.

Far from it, I'm sure I'm safely in the bottom half of HH incomes. Maybe I'll see things different later on but at this point my kids haven't been particularly expensive.

You haven't added it up, aren't counting opportunity costs, or they aren't very old. Kids cost you a fortune.

I agree that having kids is great and it's really the only thing of significance I've ever done in my life. It's also the most basic human task. Reproduce - or some retarded fucker will and the gene pool will get shallower. We don't have a shortage of people but we do have a shortage of good people.

I can see the light at the end of the tunnel now. One kid is out the door already and the other isn't far behind. Then I'm going to come over to their place and eat all their fucking food and drink their liquor.

#MeToo.