The truth about Pete: He wants to be a team with inferior athletes that outsmarts everyone
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Here's a list of starters in year V of Pete:Gladstone said:god so many of you are fags
greatest stretch in 25 years
a real coach
2 nY6 bowls
best recruiting class ever
the trend is hockey stick upwards
CHRIST
Q Pounds: slow, bad and Jaggy.
Charlie McClutchines: Midget
Baccellia: Best play last year was passing the ball.
Fuller: One good catch every 4 games.
Nick Harris: Literally raped on the field every time we play someone good.
Jesse Sosebee: Awful fat fake cowboy from Cali.
Matt James: Is bad.
Jakey B: Worst multi-year starter I've ever seen at UW.
BBK: A guy that got raped on the field vs. PSU but Pete relentlessly praises with white guy cliches that don't actually fit how he plays.
Myles Bryant: Midget
On our DL we rotate 6... right now 3 of those six are Shane Bowman and 2 walk-ons.
We scored 7 points against ASU last year, folded after failing to make a first down in the first HALF vs. Stanford and got fucking plungered in our bowl game.
We refused to recruit one of the two most important recruits last year (DJJ and Skinny) and we think we are too good to recruit guys that might harm our precious system (which has produced one of the more mentally weak teams I've ever seen last year).
Our 'tuffest' performance was at home vs. fucking Utah where we basically gave up, then had a comeback win because their coach is an absolute fucking idiot.
We are only projected to win 10 because our league is dog shit and we are going to get crammed at UCLA and Auburn.
We have a swiss cheese roster because Pete doesn't manage rosters well or know how to make his fucking coaches recruit.
We have like 5 players on our roster with two black parents.
We've already lost the best Edge rusher since Chorak who lives 5 miles from our campus.
K-State may not be the best comparison, but we are just a team that is a big fish in a small pond that gets fucking prison pounded going up against ANY team with a pulse on the field or a brand in recruiting.
We have a good defense, but we don't have the horses and got SHREDDED vs. PSU. -
I have no reason to live, after reading this.....thanksDennis_DeYoung said:
Here's a list of starters in year V of Pete:Gladstone said:god so many of you are fags
greatest stretch in 25 years
a real coach
2 nY6 bowls
best recruiting class ever
the trend is hockey stick upwards
CHRIST
Q Pounds: slow, bad and Jaggy.
Charlie McClutchines: Midget
Baccellia: Best play last year was passing the ball.
Fuller: One good catch every 4 games.
Nick Harris: Literally raped on the field every time we play someone good.
Jesse Sosebee: Awful fat fake cowboy from Cali.
Matt James: Is bad.
Jakey B: Worst multi-year starter I've ever seen at UW.
BBK: A guy that got raped on the field vs. PSU but Pete relentlessly praises with white guy cliches that don't actually fit how he plays.
Myles Bryant: Midget
On our DL we rotate 6... right now 3 of those six are Shane Bowman and 2 walk-ons.
We scored 7 points against ASU last year, folded after failing to make a first down in the first HALF vs. Stanford and got fucking plungered in our bowl game.
We refused to recruit one of the two most important recruits last year (DJJ and Skinny) and we think we are too good to recruit guys that might harm our precious system (which has produced one of the more mentally weak teams I've ever seen last year).
Our 'tuffest' performance was at home vs. fucking Utah where we basically gave up, then had a comeback win because their coach is an absolute fucking idiot.
We are only projected to win 10 because our league is dog shit and we are going to get crammed at UCLA and Auburn.
We have a swiss cheese roster because Pete doesn't manage rosters well or know how to make his fucking coaches recruit.
We have like 5 players on our roster with two black parents.
We've already lost the best Edge rusher since Chorak who lives 5 miles from our campus.
K-State may not be the best comparison, but we are just a team that is a big fish in a small pond that gets fucking prison pounded going up against ANY team with a pulse on the field or a brand in recruiting.
We have a good defense, but we don't have the horses and got SHREDDED vs. PSU. -
I see Pete being more like Don James who liked to lose to Alabama and Pedo State.DerekJohnson said:Pete is wonderful but Dennis makes some points. The K-State comparison doesn’t work. But for the foreseeable future I see us now as UCLA under Terry Donahue.
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ISAFNRCDerekJohnson said:PurpleBaze said:
GateDerekJohnson said:Pete is wonderful but Dennis makes some points. The K-State comparison doesn’t work. But for the foreseeable future I see us now as UCLA under Terry Donahue.

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u expect ppl at HH act rationally? r u knew hear?Gladstone said:god so many of you are fags
greatest stretch in 25 years
a real coach
2 nY6 bowls
best recruiting class ever
the trend is hockey stick upwards
CHRIST -
Dennis_DeYoung said:
Go watch the PSU game. Then watch KSU bowl games. We look worse.AIRWOLF said:
The same K State that has never signed a recruiting class ranked meaningfully above the Power 5 median?Dennis_DeYoung said:
You need to learn the difference between a shtick and being drunk and talking real shit to Doogs.AIRWOLF said:
Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?AIRWOLF said:I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.
Rebut what I’m saying. Make your points!!
If you are right, I would fucking love it.
The sad reality is we are on a collision course with being K State.
Sure. OK.
Because our coach believes his own bullshit.
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Poly all the time, Poly all the time, Poly all the tiiiiiime.
I mean, we still may not be getting kids with dual black parents, but Pete is expanding from the white try hard only strategy. This must be acknowledged. Now we? focus on getting badass Polys, and athletic half the time / try hard the other half the time kids.
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Sarkbot never got traction, so there are no guarantees.Doogles said:The only thing I got from this thread is Gate is the new Disagree.
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Please Jesus take the offensive wheel.
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What the flying fuck Stalin°? First the 1993 thing now this ridiculous statement?DerekJohnson said:Pete is wonderful but Dennis makes some points. The K-State comparison doesn’t work. But for the foreseeable future I see us now as UCLA under Terry Donahue.







