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The truth about Pete: He wants to be a team with inferior athletes that outsmarts everyone

The worst part is that I know Pete is super smart. But I know he has a bias.

He says openly that talent doesn’t exist. That attitude is more important. But we don’t have the horses because he doesn’t take that seriously.

As seriously as he needs to.

GO WATCH THE PSU GAME. We got plungered even though the final score was close.

Pete’s mission is to have a clever idea. We aren’t tough or physical. We are a finesse pussy team. Pete’s goal as a coach is to outsmart teams with inferior athletes.

Until he moves off that to, “I want to run one play and win” we will suck.

And what I mean by suck is this: Sucks means we can kill WSU but don’t belong on the same field with Penn State.

We are K State.

We are a big fish in a small pond.

Our offense is complicated AF, but we suck against good teams.

I love Pete, but until we admit to ourselves that losing out on DJJ and Tre’Shaun we are never going to win a game against a real team.

OUR OFFENSIVE LINE SUCKS.

OUR DEFENSIVE LINE SUCKS.

OUR LINEBACKERS SUCK.

OUR WRS SUCK.

JAKE BROWNING IS OUR QB.

Just think about it.
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    We fucking suck.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited April 2018
    Like I said in another thread, I like stubbornness and unwillingness to change in a Husky coach. Those are important attributes that the rest of the conference can get behind. #BrownSocks2018
  • AIRWOLF
    AIRWOLF Member Posts: 1,840

    AIRWOLF said:

    AIRWOLF said:

    I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.

    Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?
    Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.
    You need to learn the difference between a shtick and being drunk and talking real shit to Doogs.

    Rebut what I’m saying. Make your points!!

    If you are right, I would fucking love it.

    The sad reality is we are on a collision course with being K State.
    The same K State that has never signed a recruiting class ranked meaningfully above the Power 5 median?

    Sure. OK.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    AIRWOLF said:

    AIRWOLF said:

    AIRWOLF said:

    I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.

    Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?
    Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.
    You need to learn the difference between a shtick and being drunk and talking real shit to Doogs.

    Rebut what I’m saying. Make your points!!

    If you are right, I would fucking love it.

    The sad reality is we are on a collision course with being K State.
    The same K State that has never signed a recruiting class ranked meaningfully above the Power 5 median?

    Sure. OK.
    Go watch the PSU game. Then watch KSU bowl games. We look worse.

    Because our coach believes his own bullshit.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    We are fucking terrible man. I’m drunk but we are terrible.

    You are a smart guy. Jake B is awful and Pete loves white guys.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Watch the Penn State game. Watch it.

    Are we any good?!?

    Fuck no.
  • Gwad
    Gwad Member Posts: 2,855
    I'm actually watching it right now. We were very under whelming.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,244 Founders Club

    Christ. We are starting to fuck strong on the recruiting trail. Some misses, yes, and no Buck solution BUT the overall talent level is improving dramatically. 10 x 4 stars per cycle over a few years will get us to where we want to be. Go make a fruity cocktail and relax.

    Our commits are fucking special Olympians outside of Kalepo.
    You are our canary in the coal mine and we love you for it. Carry on.
  • AIRWOLF
    AIRWOLF Member Posts: 1,840

    AIRWOLF said:

    AIRWOLF said:

    AIRWOLF said:

    I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.

    Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?
    Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.
    You need to learn the difference between a shtick and being drunk and talking real shit to Doogs.

    Rebut what I’m saying. Make your points!!

    If you are right, I would fucking love it.

    The sad reality is we are on a collision course with being K State.
    The same K State that has never signed a recruiting class ranked meaningfully above the Power 5 median?

    Sure. OK.
    Go watch the PSU game. Then watch KSU bowl games. We look worse.

    Because our coach believes his own bullshit.
    That bowl game sucked. I watched it.

    I also remember watching the 2012 Orange Bowl.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Who was in the 2012 orange bowl? Clemson?

    We are fucking terrible.
  • AIRWOLF
    AIRWOLF Member Posts: 1,840

    Who was in the 2012 orange bowl? Clemson?

    We are fucking terrible.

    This clearly is a coping mechanism/ritual that works for you.

    Carry on.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    It’s not a coping mechanism you moron. We suck. It’s a reality mechanism.

    It sucks to suck. I don’t like being the new West Virginia.