The truth about Pete: He wants to be a team with inferior athletes that outsmarts everyone

Dennis_DeYoung

The worst part is that I know Pete is super smart. But I know he has a bias.

He says openly that talent doesn’t exist. That attitude is more important. But we don’t have the horses because he doesn’t take that seriously.

As seriously as he needs to.

GO WATCH THE PSU GAME. We got plungered even though the final score was close.

Pete’s mission is to have a clever idea. We aren’t tough or physical. We are a finesse pussy team. Pete’s goal as a coach is to outsmart teams with inferior athletes.

Until he moves off that to, “I want to run one play and win” we will suck.

And what I mean by suck is this: Sucks means we can kill WSU but don’t belong on the same field with Penn State.

We are K State.

We are a big fish in a small pond.

Our offense is complicated AF, but we suck against good teams.

I love Pete, but until we admit to ourselves that losing out on DJJ and Tre’Shaun we are never going to win a game against a real team.

OUR OFFENSIVE LINE SUCKS.

OUR DEFENSIVE LINE SUCKS.

OUR LINEBACKERS SUCK.

OUR WRS SUCK.

JAKE BROWNING IS OUR QB.

Just think about it.

GrundleStiltzkin

Might as well not even play the games

FireCohen

How much is his buyout? Asking for DDY

Dennis_DeYoung

We fucking suck.

AIRWOLF

I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.

GrundleStiltzkin

AIRWOLF said:

I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.

Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?

uzi

I know I'm pretty unhappy with a Pac12 championship and a playoff birth in 2016, and a NY6 game in 2017, all the while having an average QB, a shitty OL & DL, and a shitty OC.

I can't take Pete's underachieving with our players and clever ideas, any longer.

When are you launching FireCoachPete.com?

Dennis_DeYoung

AIRWOLF said:

I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.

You want to win a Natty or you don’t?

Winning a Natty means we aren’t fucking taking KamFab in March.

We aren’t naming BBK practice player of the day.

This is fucking bullshit.

Pete is a genius but he loves try-hards and that’s why we got plungered by PSU. Go watch the PSU game and tell me again why Pete is on the same track as Saban after 4 years...

Thanks.

AIRWOLF

GrundleStiltzkin said:

AIRWOLF said:

I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.

Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?

Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/TSIOpodcast/status/982758781334376448

Screengrab from Coker & DDY FaceTime sesh today

oregonblitzkrieg

Like I said in another thread, I like stubbornness and unwillingness to change in a Husky coach. Those are important attributes that the rest of the conference can get behind. #BrownSocks2018

Dennis_DeYoung

AIRWOLF said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

AIRWOLF said:

I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.

Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?

Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.

You need to learn the difference between a shtick and being drunk and talking real shit to Doogs.

Rebut what I’m saying. Make your points!!

If you are right, I would fucking love it.

The sad reality is we are on a collision course with being K State.

GrundleStiltzkin

Dennis_DeYoung said:

AIRWOLF said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

AIRWOLF said:

I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.

Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?

Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.

You need to learn the difference between a shtick and being drunk and talking real shit to Doogs.

Rebut what I’m saying. Make your points!!

If you are right, I would fucking love it.

The sad reality is we are on a collision course with being K State.

Dennis is a treasure

AIRWOLF

Dennis_DeYoung said:

AIRWOLF said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

AIRWOLF said:

I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.

Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?

Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.

You need to learn the difference between a shtick and being drunk and talking real shit to Doogs.

Rebut what I’m saying. Make your points!!

If you are right, I would fucking love it.

The sad reality is we are on a collision course with being K State.

The same K State that has never signed a recruiting class ranked meaningfully above the Power 5 median?

Sure. OK.

HUSKYFANATIC

Somebody get DDY some blow and hookers

GrundleStiltzkin

AIRWOLF said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

AIRWOLF said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

AIRWOLF said:

I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.

Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?

Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.

You need to learn the difference between a shtick and being drunk and talking real shit to Doogs.

Rebut what I’m saying. Make your points!!

If you are right, I would fucking love it.

The sad reality is we are on a collision course with being K State.

The same K State that has never signed a recruiting class ranked meaningfully above the Power 5 median?

Sure. OK.

Just let Dennis go through his self therapy. It’ll just make his swagger in November and January that much more over the top.

Gwad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29f0D8DpBH4

Dennis_DeYoung

AIRWOLF said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

AIRWOLF said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

AIRWOLF said:

I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.

Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?

Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.

You need to learn the difference between a shtick and being drunk and talking real shit to Doogs.

Rebut what I’m saying. Make your points!!

If you are right, I would fucking love it.

The sad reality is we are on a collision course with being K State.

The same K State that has never signed a recruiting class ranked meaningfully above the Power 5 median?

Sure. OK.

Go watch the PSU game. Then watch KSU bowl games. We look worse.

Because our coach believes his own bullshit.

Dennis_DeYoung

We are fucking terrible man. I’m drunk but we are terrible.

You are a smart guy. Jake B is awful and Pete loves white guys.

AIRWOLF

Despite knowing better, I still get Charlie Browned sometimes.

Dennis_DeYoung

Watch the Penn State game. Watch it.

Are we any good?!?

Fuck no.