The truth about Pete: He wants to be a team with inferior athletes that outsmarts everyone

He says openly that talent doesn’t exist. That attitude is more important. But we don’t have the horses because he doesn’t take that seriously.
As seriously as he needs to.
GO WATCH THE PSU GAME. We got plungered even though the final score was close.
Pete’s mission is to have a clever idea. We aren’t tough or physical. We are a finesse pussy team. Pete’s goal as a coach is to outsmart teams with inferior athletes.
Until he moves off that to, “I want to run one play and win” we will suck.
And what I mean by suck is this: Sucks means we can kill WSU but don’t belong on the same field with Penn State.
We are K State.
We are a big fish in a small pond.
Our offense is complicated AF, but we suck against good teams.
I love Pete, but until we admit to ourselves that losing out on DJJ and Tre’Shaun we are never going to win a game against a real team.
OUR OFFENSIVE LINE SUCKS.
OUR DEFENSIVE LINE SUCKS.
OUR LINEBACKERS SUCK.
OUR WRS SUCK.
JAKE BROWNING IS OUR QB.
Just think about it.
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Might as well not even play the games
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How much is his buyout? Asking for DDY
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We fucking suck.
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I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.
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Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?AIRWOLF said:I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.
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I know I'm pretty unhappy with a Pac12 championship and a playoff birth in 2016, and a NY6 game in 2017, all the while having an average QB, a shitty OL & DL, and a shitty OC.
I can't take Pete's underachieving with our players and clever ideas, any longer.
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You want to win a Natty or you don’t?AIRWOLF said:I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.
Winning a Natty means we aren’t fucking taking KamFab in March.
We aren’t naming BBK practice player of the day.
This is fucking bullshit.
Pete is a genius but he loves try-hards and that’s why we got plungered by PSU. Go watch the PSU game and tell me again why Pete is on the same track as Saban after 4 years...
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Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?AIRWOLF said:I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.
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Screengrab from Coker & DDY FaceTime sesh today
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Like I said in another thread, I like stubbornness and unwillingness to change in a Husky coach. Those are important attributes that the rest of the conference can get behind. #BrownSocks2018
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You need to learn the difference between a shtick and being drunk and talking real shit to Doogs.AIRWOLF said:
Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?AIRWOLF said:I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.
Rebut what I’m saying. Make your points!!
If you are right, I would fucking love it.
The sad reality is we are on a collision course with being K State. -
Dennis is a treasureDennis_DeYoung said:
You need to learn the difference between a shtick and being drunk and talking real shit to Doogs.AIRWOLF said:
Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?AIRWOLF said:I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.
Rebut what I’m saying. Make your points!!
If you are right, I would fucking love it.
The sad reality is we are on a collision course with being K State. -
The same K State that has never signed a recruiting class ranked meaningfully above the Power 5 median?Dennis_DeYoung said:
You need to learn the difference between a shtick and being drunk and talking real shit to Doogs.AIRWOLF said:
Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?AIRWOLF said:I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.
Rebut what I’m saying. Make your points!!
If you are right, I would fucking love it.
The sad reality is we are on a collision course with being K State.
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Somebody get DDY some blow and hookers
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Just let Dennis go through his self therapy. It’ll just make his swagger in November and January that much more over the top.AIRWOLF said:
The same K State that has never signed a recruiting class ranked meaningfully above the Power 5 median?Dennis_DeYoung said:
You need to learn the difference between a shtick and being drunk and talking real shit to Doogs.AIRWOLF said:
Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?AIRWOLF said:I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.
Rebut what I’m saying. Make your points!!
If you are right, I would fucking love it.
The sad reality is we are on a collision course with being K State.
Sure. OK. -
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Go watch the PSU game. Then watch KSU bowl games. We look worse.AIRWOLF said:
The same K State that has never signed a recruiting class ranked meaningfully above the Power 5 median?Dennis_DeYoung said:
You need to learn the difference between a shtick and being drunk and talking real shit to Doogs.AIRWOLF said:
Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?AIRWOLF said:I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.
Rebut what I’m saying. Make your points!!
If you are right, I would fucking love it.
The sad reality is we are on a collision course with being K State.
Sure. OK.
Because our coach believes his own bullshit. -
We are fucking terrible man. I’m drunk but we are terrible.
You are a smart guy. Jake B is awful and Pete loves white guys. -
Despite knowing better, I still get Charlie Browned sometimes.
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Watch the Penn State game. Watch it.
Are we any good?!?
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I'm actually watching it right now. We were very under whelming.
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Christ. We are starting to fuck strong on the recruiting trail. Some misses, yes, and no Buck solution BUT the overall talent level is improving dramatically. 10 x 4 stars per cycle over a few years will get us to where we want to be. Go make a fruity cocktail and relax.
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Our commits are fucking special Olympians outside of Kalepo.YellowSnow said:Christ. We are starting to fuck strong on the recruiting trail. Some misses, yes, and no Buck solution BUT the overall talent level is improving dramatically. 10 x 4 stars per cycle over a few years will get us to where we want to be. Go make a fruity cocktail and relax.
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You are our canary in the coal mine and we love you for it. Carry on.Dennis_DeYoung said:
Our commits are fucking special Olympians outside of Kalepo.YellowSnow said:Christ. We are starting to fuck strong on the recruiting trail. Some misses, yes, and no Buck solution BUT the overall talent level is improving dramatically. 10 x 4 stars per cycle over a few years will get us to where we want to be. Go make a fruity cocktail and relax.
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I love me for it too.
Do you fags realize we basically lost to Utah AT HOME last year?!?
We got plungered by PSU and ASU. And Stanford fucked us. -
That bowl game sucked. I watched it.Dennis_DeYoung said:
Go watch the PSU game. Then watch KSU bowl games. We look worse.AIRWOLF said:
The same K State that has never signed a recruiting class ranked meaningfully above the Power 5 median?Dennis_DeYoung said:
You need to learn the difference between a shtick and being drunk and talking real shit to Doogs.AIRWOLF said:
Some people think Andy Kauffman was a genius. And the beating a dead horse thing was funny a time or two. But in the end he just seemed like a guy who couldn’t think up new material.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Did you miss last spring, and the spring before that?AIRWOLF said:I agree with you far more than I don’t and I get your shtick and enjoy it most of the time, but JFC you are pressing. Way too hard.
Rebut what I’m saying. Make your points!!
If you are right, I would fucking love it.
The sad reality is we are on a collision course with being K State.
Sure. OK.
Because our coach believes his own bullshit.
I also remember watching the 2012 Orange Bowl. -
Who was in the 2012 orange bowl? Clemson?
We are fucking terrible. -
This clearly is a coping mechanism/ritual that works for you.Dennis_DeYoung said:Who was in the 2012 orange bowl? Clemson?
We are fucking terrible.
Carry on. -
It’s not a coping mechanism you moron. We suck. It’s a reality mechanism.
It sucks to suck. I don’t like being the new West Virginia. -
Dennis, just sew the cunt up.Dennis_DeYoung said:The worst part is that I know Pete is super smart. But I know he has a bias.
He says openly that talent doesn’t exist. That attitude is more important. But we don’t have the horses because he doesn’t take that seriously.
As seriously as he needs to.
GO WATCH THE PSU GAME. We got plungered even though the final score was close.
Pete’s mission is to have a clever idea. We aren’t tough or physical. We are a finesse pussy team. Pete’s goal as a coach is to outsmart teams with inferior athletes.
Until he moves off that to, “I want to run one play and win” we will suck.
And what I mean by suck is this: Sucks means we can kill WSU but don’t belong on the same field with Penn State.
We are K State.
We are a big fish in a small pond.
Our offense is complicated AF, but we suck against good teams.
I love Pete, but until we admit to ourselves that losing out on DJJ and Tre’Shaun we are never going to win a game against a real team.
OUR OFFENSIVE LINE SUCKS.
OUR DEFENSIVE LINE SUCKS.
OUR LINEBACKERS SUCK.
OUR WRS SUCK.
JAKE BROWNING IS OUR QB.
Just think about it.