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HOT DOG!GrundleStiltzkin said:You both sound moar like Ferris guys.
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Cakeeaters! The whole lot of 'em!!!!PurpleThrobber said:
HOT DOG!GrundleStiltzkin said:You both sound moar like Ferris guys.
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I had a break from Pullman, so I visited frens in a Seattle apt. My friend had a lovely sister. Unfortunately, Bruce Jarvis (UW & Bills center) was there with a (name redacted because he is a great guy and very highly accomplished person) crew member. Amid presumed girlfriend issues, Jarvis blasted the crew guy and 450 pounds demolished the shitty coffee table. It ended with a yelling match and each went home alone. This was well before 'bros before hos'. 1970 was special.
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Crisped..Ferris is the UCLA of the GSL.GrundleStiltzkin said:You both sound moar like Ferris guys.
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Pics?animate said:Mostly hockey people.
Justin Morneau (also a decent ball player)
Larry Walker. Good old ridge boy.
Trevor Linden. Know his wife
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Had the opportunity to steal Pavel Bure's nameplate from the locker room ... But didnt. Lol -
Of who? I've got pics of everyone but for obvious reasons no pics of Christina. You guys can google that yourselves ... Or Carla lolAZDuck said:
Pics?animate said:Mostly hockey people.
Justin Morneau (also a decent ball player)
Larry Walker. Good old ridge boy.
Trevor Linden. Know his wife
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You were invited but you went to the Field Museum instead.TommySQC said:
I missed that party. Fuck...coulda been some epic trollingCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:doogie said:I met Kim Grinolds a couple times at TBS camps. He's everything you'd imagine but a little shorter, heavier, more grayish and disheveled than you might imagine. Didn't seem very happy.
I was at a party with Kent and he was wearing a Dawgman shirt. I asked him what Dawgman was, if it was related to UW football and that I was a big UW fan. When he said it was a UW site, I said, huh, never heard of it. -
I guarded Mark Rypien in the state HS semis, we lost and took 4th in state.salemcoog said:Mark Rypien broke up a Jr High fight I was in at the water tower at Shadle Park HS.
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Met KG & FFF at Colorado prefunc in Boulder sponsored by DMC, got a hat and said to KG "I thought you'd be taller" and to FFF, " I thought you'd be thinner"doogie said:I met Kim Grinolds a couple times at TBS camps. He's everything you'd imagine but a little shorter, heavier, more grayish and disheveled than you might imagine. Didn't seem very happy.
while thinking what a couple of douches and I'm not giving these fucks any more money. I must admit Samek was there and seemed pretty cool at the time. -
Said hat.....
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Played a round with Bill "Cuffs" Caudill
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Just end the thread right there. Brb for the 20 millionth time. Christy and I spent a lot of time together in my head. Beautiful and the nicest set of real cans in the history of the biz. She's a HOFamer.Swaye said:I met Christy Canyon at an adult bookstore for a signing. If you watched her fuck back in the 80's it qualifies as sport.
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Hey Swaye, I met her at the Vu, Lake City and got a grinding table dance from her and those tits are as real as can be......oh so soft and supple!
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I played in Hot Rod Hundley's celebrity golf tournament at the Jeremy Ranch in Utah (Utah Jazz longtime announcer) with Jan Stenerud, Truck Robinson & Ed "Too Tall" Jones.RaceBannon said:Played a round with Bill "Cuffs" Caudill
At same tournanent drank and partied with Evil Knievel, Trapper John from Mash, Ed Marinaro, 4 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, John Jefferson and HUGH MCELHENNY "The King." -
No cool stories, but I have met/had conversations with
Bob Schloredt
Edgar Martinez
Tom Paciorek
Tom Burleson
Jack Sikma
Vince Newsome
Deke Devers
Chad Brown
Steve Largent
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All the other stories, I just tagged off of others. Here's one of my own:
In Cancun, MX all the Probowl Football players are in town staying at various hotels. We went out and hung out at Senor Frogs at night where we were dancing on the tables with hot hot NFL groupies. GOOD TIMES.
Todd Marinovich is on the floor stoned out of his mind with bitches rubbing on him, making out, basically all over him. I'm grinding on this hottie super tan dark haired beauty that's all of 5'1" smaller Bcup tits with no bra a white wife beater tank top on and a white mini skirt completely comando on a bar table. The crowd is egging us on and I'm giving them a show by grinding her ass from behind while lifting her tank top to expose her perfect succulent no tan line peaches for all to oggle. Everything is going well when they start chanting take it off, take it off.......so always wanting to please the people I toss her tank into the hot sweaty dancing crowd on the ground. She's so fucked up she doesn't care and keeps grinding on my dick and it's all good! Now I'm really feeling it and her, and I start fingering her from behind and she loves it! Just starts squirming all over and we almost fell off the bar table, but I grabbed her as my other hand was hanging onto the rafters as I stroked her sweet sweet pussy oozing of giner juice. She and the crowd are sweaty hot and asking for more, so again I don't want to disappoint so I pulled her mini skirt down and slid it off the bar table and the crowd went crazy as she is now in her birthday suit oozing giner juice and everyone is loving every minute of it. BUT the bouncers cut in shortly after dropping her drawers.
They didn't kick me out as they were selling booze like it was nacho cheese in front of FFF. So now I'm seriously accepted in the Pro crowd and I start drinking with Jim Kelly (Buffalo Bills) and the five Kelly brothers we are doing shots, shootin' the shit and having a good time watching all the hotties dancing on the floor and on the tables. When all of the sudden this skinny little fuck of a guy from NYC starts slam dancing into everyone on the floor and ruining the hot sweaty vibe. So one of the Kelly brothers who watched me perform on the bar table said why don't you fuckin' pick up that skinny dude and body slam him. I'm feelin' no pain and said DONE. I grabbed that skinny fuck picked him up and did a body slam that would make Randy "The Macho Man" proud. Well as you might guess the little fuck was pissed and while I was high fiving with the Bros Kelly he went over to management and tattle tailed. They came over and asked me if I had KNOCKED him down. I said, hell yes that little mother fucker was slamming into everybody and pissing off a lot of people and ruining the vibe so I body slammed him. They said you're out and can never come back! They Bros stuck up for me and wanted to pay them off, but they said no he's banned. The Bros Kelly said Fuck you and took their entourage and we all went and partied at their hotel for the rest of the night. EPIC
The next night we went back and I wore a disguise (hat and sunglasses), but the bouncer wouldn't let me in without removing said hat and glasses. He said you're picture is up in the office and you're banned from Senor Frogs.
So I've got that going for me.....
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I was in a March Madness pool with Rick Neuheisel
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I got into a fight with Brock osweiler.
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I met Pawz
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Alkidawg said:
All the other stories, I just tagged off of others. Here's one of my own:
In Cancun, MX all the Probowl Football players are in town staying at various hotels. We went out and hung out at Senor Frogs at night where we were dancing on the tables with hot hot NFL groupies. GOOD TIMES.
Todd Marinovich is on the floor stoned out of his mind with bitches rubbing on him, making out, basically all over him. I'm grinding on this hottie super tan dark haired beauty that's all of 5'1" smaller Bcup tits with no bra a white wife beater tank top on and a white mini skirt completely comando on a bar table. The crowd is egging us on and I'm giving them a show by grinding her ass from behind while lifting her tank top to expose her perfect succulent no tan line peaches for all to oggle. Everything is going well when they start chanting take it off, take it off.......so always wanting to please the people I toss her tank into the hot sweaty dancing crowd on the ground. She's so fucked up she doesn't care and keeps grinding on my dick and it's all good! Now I'm really feeling it and her, and I start fingering her from behind and she loves it! Just starts squirming all over and we almost fell off the bar table, but I grabbed her as my other hand was hanging onto the rafters as I stroked her sweet sweet pussy oozing of giner juice. She and the crowd are sweaty hot and asking for more, so again I don't want to disappoint so I pulled her mini skirt down and slid it off the bar table and the crowd went crazy as she is now in her birthday suit oozing giner juice and everyone is loving every minute of it. BUT the bouncers cut in shortly after dropping her drawers.
They didn't kick me out as they were selling booze like it was nacho cheese in front of FFF. So now I'm seriously accepted in the Pro crowd and I start drinking with Jim Kelly (Buffalo Bills) and the five Kelly brothers we are doing shots, shootin' the shit and having a good time watching all the hotties dancing on the floor and on the tables. When all of the sudden this skinny little fuck of a guy from NYC starts slam dancing into everyone on the floor and ruining the hot sweaty vibe. So one of the Kelly brothers who watched me perform on the bar table said why don't you fuckin' pick up that skinny dude and body slam him. I'm feelin' no pain and said DONE. I grabbed that skinny fuck picked him up and did a body slam that would make Randy "The Macho Man" proud. Well as you might guess the little fuck was pissed and while I was high fiving with the Bros Kelly he went over to management and tattle tailed. They came over and asked me if I had KNOCKED him down. I said, hell yes that little mother fucker was slamming into everybody and pissing off a lot of people and ruining the vibe so I body slammed him. They said you're out and can never come back! They Bros stuck up for me and wanted to pay them off, but they said no he's banned. The Bros Kelly said Fuck you and took their entourage and we all went and partied at their hotel for the rest of the night. EPIC
The next night we went back and I wore a disguise (hat and sunglasses), but the bouncer wouldn't let me in without removing said hat and glasses. He said you're picture is up in the office and you're banned from Senor Frogs.
So I've got that going for me.....
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Ice more like this:
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I'm the same size and same look as Sir Empterman, let's go.....
........I'd love to meet you at the 7-11 on Aurora tough guy! -
I think that was the year that they beat Mercer Island in the finals on a contested last second bucket and they literally feared for their lives getting out of the shit hole where they held the State tourney.Alkidawg said:
I guarded Mark Rypien in the state HS semis, we lost and took 4th in state.salemcoog said:Mark Rypien broke up a Jr High fight I was in at the water tower at Shadle Park HS.
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Yes that was the year! We had taken 4th earlier in the day, were wartchin in the stands and it was pandemonium in the shit hole!salemcoog said:
I think that was the year that they beat Mercer Island in the finals on a contested last second bucket and they literally feared for their lives getting out of the shit hole where they held the State tourney.Alkidawg said:
I guarded Mark Rypien in the state HS semis, we lost and took 4th in state.salemcoog said:Mark Rypien broke up a Jr High fight I was in at the water tower at Shadle Park HS.
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You Easterners aren't coming into Seattle Center Arena and stealing our (?) titlesalemcoog said:
I think that was the year that they beat Mercer Island in the finals on a contested last second bucket and they literally feared for their lives getting out of the shit hole where they held the State tourney.Alkidawg said:
I guarded Mark Rypien in the state HS semis, we lost and took 4th in state.salemcoog said:Mark Rypien broke up a Jr High fight I was in at the water tower at Shadle Park HS.
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I pumped gas for the marketing genius who created Crazy Larry. Sadly, a Beaver and not a Duck.
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Alkidawg said:
I'm the same size and same look as Sir Empterman, let's go.....
........I'd love to meet you at the 7-11 on Aurora tough guy!
Wow, I am shocked a message board full of dickheads. Talk that shit to my face and see how funny it is asshole. Alkidawg I am 6'5" 260 lbs. Former Army Ranger and college basketball player. You really don't want any in real life. You are little more than a cowardly pussy.Alkidawg said:I'm the same size and same look as Sir Empterman, let's go.....
........I'd love to meet you at the 7-11 on Aurora tough guy! -
Don't you mean the year that Mercer Island lost but their parents bought them State champion trophies anyway?salemcoog said:
I think that was the year that they beat Mercer Island in the finals on a contested last second bucket and they literally feared for their lives getting out of the shit hole where they held the State tourney.Alkidawg said:
I guarded Mark Rypien in the state HS semis, we lost and took 4th in state.salemcoog said:Mark Rypien broke up a Jr High fight I was in at the water tower at Shadle Park HS.
