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Thoughts on OL recruiting

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  • QuietcowskeeQuietcowskee Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,352 Swaye's Wigwam

    How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?

    Here's the story...
    of a man named Strausser...
    Who was stalking some teen boys of his own...

    He was cardboard...
    Without emotions...
    He spent signing day alone...

    Doesn't confirm to the haiku format.


    Must be by Tequilla.
  • FremontTrollFremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744
    whuggy said:

    How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?

    Family. Sister goes to a nearby college
    I believe. Wanted to be by her.
    That was one of the ways they sold him. What was our pitch?

    In the end she is at Grand Canyom in Phoenix and he is two hours away in Tucson I doubt he sees her often.

    If we were serious we would have offered her a scholly too.
  • whuggywhuggy Member Posts: 2,088

    whuggy said:

    How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?

    Family. Sister goes to a nearby college
    I believe. Wanted to be by her.
    That was one of the ways they sold him. What was our pitch?

    In the end she is at Grand Canyom in Phoenix and he is two hours away in Tucson I doubt he sees her often.

    If we were serious we would have offered her a scholly too.
    Great sales pitch by Arizona. Easy for parents to
    visit both kids. From Hawaii as I recall.
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,971 Standard Supporter
    Tequilla said:

    Tequilla said:

    As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first

    Babushka is shit but that will play itself out ... between Browning and then the next likely in line being Sirmon not a huge issue at the moment
    Fuck that. He can't coach and he can't recruit. Why the fuck should he get fucking pass?
    I dont see Babushka being a long term fit in the program and certainly not around for the next meaningful QB recruit

    So the plan is in place. Dallas. Dealy Plaza. Date?
  • bananasnblondesbananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,276
    Tequilla said:

    Tequilla said:

    Tequilla said:

    As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first

    Babushka is shit but that will play itself out ... between Browning and then the next likely in line being Sirmon not a huge issue at the moment
    Fuck that. He can't coach and he can't recruit. Why the fuck should he get fucking pass?
    I dont see Babushka being a long term fit in the program and certainly not around for the next meaningful QB recruit
    You see Pete firing him? I don't think another program is dumb enough to steal him.
    I think he will likely take a smaller program HC job at some point
    Yep. I think an FCS school will take him as a HC at some point.
  • bananasnblondesbananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,276
    whuggy said:

    whuggy said:

    How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?

    Family. Sister goes to a nearby college
    I believe. Wanted to be by her.
    That was one of the ways they sold him. What was our pitch?

    In the end she is at Grand Canyom in Phoenix and he is two hours away in Tucson I doubt he sees her often.

    If we were serious we would have offered her a scholly too.
    Great sales pitch by Arizona. Easy for parents to
    visit both kids. From Hawaii as I recall.
    There's also the fact that Eletise seemed to have the mental capacity of Mongo from Blazing Saddles. Go back and watch an interview with him. He literally sounds like he has autism.

    I've heard Eletise actually committed to UW on his visit, went home to announce, and let Rodriguez put the screws to him
  • FremontTrollFremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744

    whuggy said:

    whuggy said:

    How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?

    Family. Sister goes to a nearby college
    I believe. Wanted to be by her.
    That was one of the ways they sold him. What was our pitch?

    In the end she is at Grand Canyom in Phoenix and he is two hours away in Tucson I doubt he sees her often.

    If we were serious we would have offered her a scholly too.
    Great sales pitch by Arizona. Easy for parents to
    visit both kids. From Hawaii as I recall.
    There's also the fact that Eletise seemed to have the mental capacity of Mongo from Blazing Saddles. Go back and watch an interview with him. He literally sounds like he has autism.

    I've heard Eletise actually committed to UW on his visit, went home to announce, and let Rodriguez put the screws to him
    I am hearing Kearsley is an idiot and Mattingly burned all his bridges.
  • GladstoneGladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    can we really afford to pull a 2013 romar with our OL?
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsiCokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    Gladstone said:

    can we really afford to pull a 2013 romar with our OL?

    The next in line is a kid named Seawads or some shit and he is terrible. So yeah, I'd just punt.
  • FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    My thoughts are get Ford and Norgaard. If we don't get those guys just fuck it and wait til next year because there is no one else we are recruiting that we should be bringing in.

    please don't say that. that means we are really fucked
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    Thoughts on OL recruiting?

    SEC SEC SEC
  • HoustonHuskyHoustonHusky Member Posts: 5,978
    My thoughts on OL recruiting...

    Adams committed before Strausser/Peterman was here.
    McGary committed and played DL the first year...he did not commit as an OL.
    As far as playing time Nick Harris so far has been the best OL recruited by Strausser/Peterman.

  • SilkyJohnstonSilkyJohnston Member Posts: 67
    You guys are all wrong, we really went wrong at...

    Ah fuck it. There's no explaining this bullshit. The O-Line recruitment is so frustrating and inexplicable I just don't know where to start. It's all terrible.

    Let's talk ourselves into Nick Ford or whatever the fuck his name is that only had an offer from Nevada. His film look so good!

    Fuck everything. I hate our come in second ribbon bullshit where we get prison sexed by a legit defense line. I hate you all.
  • dhdawgdhdawg Member Posts: 13,326

    You guys are all wrong, we really went wrong at...

    Ah fuck it. There's no explaining this bullshit. The O-Line recruitment is so frustrating and inexplicable I just don't know where to start. It's all terrible.

    Let's talk ourselves into Nick Ford or whatever the fuck his name is that only had an offer from Nevada. His film look so good!

    Fuck everything. I hate our come in second ribbon bullshit where we get prison sexed by a legit defense line. I hate you all.

    norgaard actually has pac-12 offers now.

    I know, it sucks, but for the purpose of accuracy
  • GreenRiverGatorzGreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    edited January 2017
    Some of you fuckers need to wait until Strausser starts trotting out a unit that isn't the best in the conference before you start whining about him. Right now our line is really fucking good. If Strausser can maintain that by continuing to sign shitty high school linemen then I'll gladly continue kissing his ass. This TBS obsession is getting out of hand.
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