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Transcript of conversation today with my dad when he called from the post office
(My dad is a retired CPA who does my taxes and bookkeeping. He checks the Hardcore Husky PO Box a couple times a week.) Stalin: Hello? Dad: Hello son, this is your father. Stalin: Hello papa. Dad: I'm calling from the Port Orchard post office. Stalin: Okay? What's up? Dad: Were you expecting some strange sort of package at…
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5K Post - EXCLUSIVE Interview with Doog_de_Jour
Editor’s Note: In honor of the bored’s favorite gay man reaching 5,000 shitpoasts, Hardcore Husky sent ace reporter and not-so-technically gifted writer Ruth “Softy” Grinolds to talk with DDJ about her tim inside college football’s most wretched hive of scum and villainy. HCH: Thank you for agreeing to sit down with us…
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PM to CFetters_Nacho_Lover
I'm hearing you want to see more charts and cartoons.
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Reasons to hate white ppl (pic thread)
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Deserves Own Thread: "Straight Outta ......"
I'll start:
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Drunken Ramblings - Death Row vs. Woodshed Pirates Edition
Thanksgiving Day was pretty good this year at my teepee - aside from the fact that I willingly celebrate an event that eventually led to the death of 90 percent of my tribe. But brisket is good, so whatever. I didn't know them anyway. Fuck it. So, both my Dads, the new sort of girlfriend thingie (finger tats artist girl…
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The HHB Children's Book Collection
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Story tim with Swaye....
Got into what I can only assume was egg nog that had gone bad on Thursday. Drank about a gallon of it that morning. Shit seems to have a raw oyster type of effect on me and I am looking for victory coitus immediately. CLS isn’t due for over a week and so I assume I am cleared in hot to paint the hallway one last tim before…
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Confessions of a doog
Once upon a time (in the pre 5 reasons world), I was the guy who would visit other boreds, notice a suspicious "dawg" handle causing trouble, and claim "he's not a Husky fan". I was classy like that. I once believed that Samek was right and 2003 was going to be 12-0 special. I defended "Coach" Romar. Only in confessing my…
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Cash Grab Update 8/30/18
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had…
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Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks
Well, I blew it. Go figure. Curse my alcoholic boob loving red hide. My surest path to long-term wealth is hanging by a thread. My short-term wealth is in the shitter. I haven’t gotten laid since last Friday. Thanksgiving never, and I do mean never, works out for me. This flameout is nowhere near as spectacular a story as…
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The Great Chincredible Failure 2018: Derek's Reaction
So yes, this is a link, but it might be worth your time to click the link and not be a lazy fuck. It took me about 20 minutes to make it, so the least you can do is click a link you bastards. Before anyone asks, I got some of our crack team of HH techny nerds on this today to try to figure out a way to embed it like a…
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Super Spectacular 10K Post
10,000 posts. I think this moment is supposed to be oddly fulfilling. If this site wasn’t such a pile of shit and infested with fags it might be. As it stands, hitting this milestone really puts things in perspective for me. I am a loser. I had originally planned on doing an ode to gif’s with my 10K (I like to call it 10K…
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Hello Penn State Fans! Welcome! Please Read.
Gaines is going to eat McSorley's legs off in the second quarter. You pedarasts are so fucked. Now please to be fucking off and take all those fat ass polack Pennsylvania girls with you. Eat a fat dick on your way out. Losers.
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HFP
http://twitter.com/HowlinHusky/status/715578743712931840
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Vision Quest: The Trail of Beers
I’m back you surly bunch of queers. Hope I didn’t miss much while I was gone. So, decided a couple months ago to roll a whole bunch of bucket list items into one mega two-week vacation across America. There were four or five destinations and dates locked in, but everything else was just make it up as you go on the road.…
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Nathan Kalepo, 2019 4* OL, Seattle (Rainier Beach), WA (COMMITTED)
https://twitter.com/kalepo206/status/891801074377478144 If we do things right we could get all of our OL from in state in 2019.
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Top 10 Blown Predictions in Dawgman History
Elbe, WA – It’s February. Which means it’s a slow time of the year in terms of sports news. The Super Bowl has been played and Major League Baseball doesn’t start their regular season until late March. Even Phil Mickelson can’t screw up The Masters until April. As a result, I have been tasked to come up with the Top 10…
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PM to Fox Sports 1
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I'm hearing Re: Sark..
He was drunk and embarrassed himself at the "salute to Troy" event tonight. It is a rumor on the SC premium scoot site, but random twitters seem to confirm. Including some girl saying sark told her dad a joke involving a dildo. Grundle...get to work.
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Fetters eviscerated
Do yourself a favor and watch Pete's presser at about 16:00. "Stars??" You're welcome.
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I deleted Sunday night's article
I had mixed feelings about writing it and posting it, and it was a mistake that came across as a cheap shot.
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Could someone on this bored....
...please make a synopsis thread on wtf happened yesterday. Like a fucking idiot doog I was checking my phone every 2 minutes to get the score....but I didn't see one play of the game, nor will I ever. So, I need the "why we are fucking useless" recap. I would prefer someone funny to give this. Casino night bachelor party…
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Ken Griswold is a successful real estate agent, too?
Web site bio reads, "He is a top producer with a 20 year background in marketing and sales. Born and raised in this area, Ken is knowledgeable about the market and the conditions that affect the Puget Sound area and it's property values." Anbody here used Ken to buy or sell a house? Is he as good as it sounds?
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Sexual Harassment Training
So Orkin decided we all need a half day training on sexual harassment. I just found out they think it is wrong to grope another employees tits. Stupid. Also, discussing a porn movie you watched is wrong. Stupid. Also, "mobbing" an employee is wrong. Stupid. I didn't even know what "mobbing" is, but it sounds like something…
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Drunken Ramblings: Mormons in the Rain Edition
Get to the bar just after noon. Kind of an odd combo trendy gothic sports bar type place, with TVs everywhere and live music and lots of low self esteem whores. The place also has couches everywhere, which is a nice touch. Much harder to fall off a couch than a stool. Had a buddy drive because I knew Smiff would drive me…
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Fucking HHB Gameday Signs
Get fucking busy, people.
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Sark is in rehab
Probably. Maybe. https://twitter.com/insidetroy/status/653311526565056512
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Which Doogism irks your ire the most?
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Post #5000: if Huskies and HHBers were Game of Thrones Characters
1. Chris Petersen is Stannis Baratheon From his Wikipedia page: Stannis' Petersen's personality doesn't make him an easy man to like. But Stannis Petersen knows that Kingship coaching is not a popularity contest - it is a right that he believes he is entitled to, and has shown over and over again that he will jump through…
