CircleJerk™ National Championship Game: [1] RaceBannon vs [1] Swaye

Gladstone

Vote on who you think is the better poster. Define 'better' however you want to.


@RaceBannon - The Godfather of the movement and OG of OGs.

@Swaye - The swashbuckling, bug-slaying, STD-ridden, lovable Native American.

Here are the CircleJerk™ results to date:








Vote!

H_D

Swaye

GrundleStiltzkin

RaceBannon

RaceBannon

RaceBannon

I'm going to lose to a guy stuck in a Turkish prison

YellowSnow

Swaye

In a more perfect union, Race should win the Coach's Trophy and Swaye the AP. But now that we are living in this bullshit era of everyone wanting the NFL. It sucks but Tim's change and we must adapt. Bannon will always be the Half Brain Godfather and on Hardcore Husky Mt Rushmore, but Chief @swaye is his own Mt Rushmore. I mean for fuck's sake - he's a like 5'4" sailor boi and went through a 6'6" UW Varsity Letter Winner like @dnc through Atlanta.

Bread

You can't circle jerk with 2 people.

GrundleStiltzkin

RaceBannon

Going Race, because if not for the original pod and site, I wouldn't have ended up swinging on this playground for the ID.

Love you @Swaye

chuck

RaceBannon

I want the guy who pulled off the unlikely upset over me to go on and win. That would make me first loser, aka second place.

YellowSnow

Swaye

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Going Race, because if not for the original pod and site, I wouldn't have ended up swinging on this playground for the ID.

Love you @Swaye

I almost went this route, but Swaye and I sext too much now.

FireCohen

RaceBannon

RaceBannon said:

I'm going to lose to a guy stuck in a Turkish prison

He volunteered to be there for the showering

GrundleStiltzkin

RaceBannon

Bread said:

You can't circle jerk with 2 people.

Oh shit, he's right

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Swaye

Since we're going with better poster, I can avoid my guilt over voting against the guy who started it all. @Swaye is all over the boards, @RaceBannon still gets around for a guy using a walker. Besides, Swaye destroyed everyone in his path and left behind a trail of tears.

GreenRiverGatorz

Swaye

How can I choose between my two dads?

H_D

Swaye

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Bread said:

You can't circle jerk with 2 people.

Oh shit, he's right

RaceBannon

RaceBannon

Gladstone

Swaye

Race is the reason I'm here and I've rallied his banner all through this tourney. I'm treasurer of the RaceBannon fanclub and couldn't conceive voting against him.

Until now.

@Swaye is too consistently funny. Too hilarious in the gamethreads. Forgive me, my lord.

dnc

RaceBannon

DerekJohnson

RaceBannon

YellowSnow said:

In a more perfect union, Race should win the Coach's Trophy and Swaye the AP. But now that we are living in this bullshit era of everyone wanting the NFL. It sucks but Tim's change and we must adapt. Bannon will always be the Half Brain Godfather and on Hardcore Husky Mt Rushmore, but Chief @swaye is his own Mt Rushmore. I mean for fuck's sake - he's a like 5'4" sailor boi and went through a 6'6" UW Varsity Letter Winner like @dnc through Atlanta.

In a bowl format, I would have faced off against FirePete in the Aquafresh Holiday Bowl and ended my season as a champion.

DerekJohnson

RaceBannon

Gladstone said:

Race is the reason I'm here and I've rallied his banner all through this tourney. I'm treasurer of the RaceBannon fanclub and couldn't conceive voting against him.

Until now.

@Swaye is too consistently funny. Too hilarious in the gamethreads. Forgive me, my lord.

it was basically a coin flip for me. Couldn't overlook the fact that without Race there is no HH.

tacotrojan

RaceBannon

Listen here you mealy mouthed faggot cumstains. I had to suck off 6 guards in Chino to get Internet privileges for 10 min. If @RaceBannon doesn't win this thing, when I get released, I will find every poaster that voted for @Swaye and give them the Nicaraguan Necktie. It's my personal adaptation of the Colombian necktie where I cut your manhood off and attach it to your tongue

You've been warned. Barrio 18 Siempre!

Pitchfork51

RaceBannon

@Swaye is a pussy who has stopped loving mayhem.