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Let me explain this to an Oregon fan…

When most (see: “non-Oregon”) schools replace a “Bellotti,” they usually fuck it up horribly. Most of us don’t expect to fall upward from something like this. Chip Kelly ain’t walking through that MF door, I’m afraid.

We’re the school that fired Rick “Bellotti” Neuhiesal right before the season and replaced him with known failure Keith (“a bunch of midgets out there”) Gilbertson.

It’ll start out by giving 1/19th equity to the investor. The schools will all spend their equity money way too fast and then will need to take a loan from the investor to maintain their spending. Then will need to get another loan. Then those loans get converted to even more equity for the investor and eventually they can just out vote everyone.

Like many of you, I met Andrew several tims in person. Unlike the rest of you troglodytes, he was a gentleman.* He was one of the first people to send me a house warming gift when I moved out of state. Strangely enough we were actually neighbors for awhile in Bellevue. Small world.

And as many of you have all ready said, fuck cancer with a rusty cheese grater. It’s taken too many good people from us.

*Which for HCH is giving my ass an appreciative slap instead of a full on grab.

It will always be an inferior product to the NFL. I hope the whole thing ends in bankruptcy and we end up back in the stone age of college football with UW playing the school for the blind while coached by Gil Doobie XIV. Maybe someone comes up with an idea for an annual game between the best teams on Jan 1, say in the Rose Bowl?

I'm honestly shocked this hasn't happened yet. Football and basketball should be in separate conferences. Everything else should be regional smaller conferences. Not that hard. Cuts the cost of administering the Olympic sports down to a fraction. No reason we should be flying softball, baseball, whatever teams to Rutgers. Let them play on the west coast.

I'm calling it now…will be owned by Saudi Arabia. Trying to sell every thing for the highest price you can get ends with being owned by the Saudis. Congrats.

In all seriousness, I think the opposite now. I think UW will hope to be in a trimmed Big 10 with the blue bloods or a combined NFL style league with the SEC.

They're not making any money off of Rutgers vs. UW or Maryland vs. Purdue etc, so they're gonna have to chase stronger games.

Private equity ruins everything.