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Game 5 Impact on Attendance?
Is it more or less of an impact than Hamilton?
Re: OFFICIAL Washington v Rutgers Game Thread
Wassup peeps! Where my Dawgs at?
Yo, so I flew cross-country from the land of rain and overpriced coffee to Jersey and the home of big hair, bigger attitudes and the sacred art of yelling for no reason.
Why? To watch my Dawgs throw down with Rutgers of courses ha! Yeah, I know, bold move but hey, what else have I got going on, amiright? I landed at Newark and immediately got hit with that signature aroma: jet fuel, hot asphalt and a hint of Taylor ham. Or pork roll. Whatever. I ain't tryna start a war. I just wanted breakfast.
I hop in an Uber and the driver’s got Bon Jovi blasting like it’s 1986. He’s swerving through traffic like he’s auditioning for The Fast and the Furious: Exit 13 Edition. I ask him how long to the stadium, and he hits me with, “Depends. You want the scenic route or the one where we don’t die?”
I told him I was hungry so he drops me off to grab a bite at a diner that looks like it’s been frozen in time since Sinatra was still kicking. The waitress calls me “babe” and slides me a plate of disco fries like she’s doing me a favor. I ask for avocado toast and she looks at me like I just insulted The Boss. I get to the stadium, and I’m surrounded by ... no one. Clearly, they hate football here, ha! I thought I'd see a sea of Rutgers fans in red hoodies and gold chains, yelling “RU Rah Rah!” like they’re summoning the spirit of Tony Soprano.
Some guy carrying a greasy bag sees me and asks if I’m lost. I say, “Nah, I’m just here to watch the Huskies teach Jersey how we do it in the Big 10.” He mutters something about “Seattle being soft,” then offers me a cannoli. I accept. It’s Jersey and you don’t say no to cannoli.
After one too many rainy nights alone, this lonely (but extremely good looking) UW fan is thinking it's time to trade flannel for leopard print (hi Jen, har har) and find himself a Jersey girl with big hair, bigger boobs, and an even bigger attitude because nothing warms a cold heart like a woman who can contour and confront at the same time.
Can't wait for kick off and then it will be my Dawgs eating lol. Every touchdown, I’m gonna bark like a lunatic. Rutgers fans will give me the side-eye, but I'll be too busy waving my purple flag and yelling “Let’s go, baby!” like I’m at a tailgate in Ballard. After the win, I think I'll celebrate with a slice of pizza so thin it could double as a frisbee. I'll be sure to fold it like a local, dodge a pothole the size of Mount Rainier, and head back to the hotel, already planning my next trip to the Dirty Jerz.
So yeah, go Dawgs! Where are youse people?

Re: We need illegals for social security
In other words we wouldn't have a cesspit of Marxist identity politics and anti-americanism in the US if we didn't let in illegals.

Re: Please give a warm Hardcore Husky welcome to Jerm
At least Damone gave up on the farce that was some Jack Bobcat.
Re: ON3, Scheer, and Wilner
”I loved my time at Washington. But in this day and age, you gotta take an opportunity to go to a program with serious investment, incredible fan support, and a history of winning. That’s UCLA!”
Re: We need illegals for social security
What this theoretical drivel fails to acknowledge is (1) the differentiation between illegal immigrants and legal immigrants, and (2) that the marginal immigrant is not as beneficial as the prior - there are diminishing returns until ultimately the benefits no longer exist and all you're adding is social baggage

Re: We need a general tweet of the day thread
The first thing to do immediately is to cut all money sent back to Mexico to ZERO. Then put Mexico on the no fly list shit hole stay out list
Fuck around and find out
