OFFICIAL Washington-Auburn Game Thread sponsored by Jimmy Dean Sausage
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You are a smart man.whlinder said:
Agreed. Or cum dumpsters.Swaye said:
Simple. "Son, one day that is where you put your dick. They are called sluts. Or dick holsters."whlinder said:
you sure she’s not here for Dragon Con?MisterEm said:
Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.whlinder said:
Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.Edwin_Bambino said:Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.
I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.
Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not a peep.
I saw a bunch of sluts in slutty bunny rabbit outfits. No pics cause with my wife and kid. Didn’t know how to explain that to the kid.
Except that I have a daughter.
And I will never take your advice on what to say to her. -
Finally got chirped as we were hopping in our Uber going back to the hotel. All the guy said was “maybe next year!”, wear a UW polo in this town all week and that’s all I get? Sad really. Sad to see how far SEC shit talking has fallen.
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God we suck at branding. The weasel logo and Brownsocks. Fuck us. -
MARTA = Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta.whlinder said:
Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.Edwin_Bambino said:Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.
I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.
One of the first things I was told when I moved to the sowff. -
Of course @Mosster47 will be living in this thread...jack fan of a 7 win program now...
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Good news. We've decided to push anniversary dinner out to a future weekend so sobriety is no longer a requirement.UWhuskytskeet said:@Mad_Son you gonna be in mid-season alcoholic form for this matchup?
Time to see if all my summer conditioning has paid off. I've mostly focused on burning out with beers but we'll see if that has given me the strength to do the heavy whiskey lifting I typically do during games -
Great racist crap as alwaysMosster47 said:
MARTA = Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta.whlinder said:
Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.Edwin_Bambino said:Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.
I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.
One of the first things I was told when I moved to the sowff. -
Gun store just called to tell me my new gun is in. So, at least I will have a nice new pistol to shoot myself with if Shitsox does his normal thing.
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10 MM is a vicious round.Swaye said:Gun store just called to tell me my new gun is in. So, at least I will have a nice new pistol to shoot myself with if Shitsox does his normal thing.
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If he's truly ironically self-loathing, it should be a .41 Long ColtYellowSnow said:
10 MM is a vicious round.Swaye said:Gun store just called to tell me my new gun is in. So, at least I will have a nice new pistol to shoot myself with if Shitsox does his normal thing.
