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Republicans vs. Democrats: The Presidents

Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
GOP comes out of the gate swinging with the number 1 President of all time, and it is undisputed...Honest Abe Lincoln. They back this strong play up with Teddy Roosevelt (4), best known for charging hills, killing mother fuckers who wanted to fuck with us, and carrying a big ass stick. Eisenhower (8) checks in bigly, by winning the war in Europe, and The Gipper (16 but is coming on strong the further we get away from his time in office)! GOP is really cooking with steam at the top.

When Republicans go bad though, they go fucking terrible: Harding (42), Grant (36), Hoover (34) and Nixon (33) - a murderers row of imbeciles and crooks.

DNC throws their heavyweights in first, FDR, widely regarded as the number 2 man of all time, behind Abe. They follow that up with a guy who rates well historically, Harry Truman (6), but is best known for barbequeing a couple hundred thousand Japs with nukes. Next is Woodrow Wilson (07), whose signature accomplishment is giving us the precursor to the UN, the most ineffectual organization in the history of mankind, besides the UW Football AD circa 1994-2012. Andrew Jackson (9) rates favorably, but was actually a huge piece of shit who murdered thousands of Indians. The DNC rounds out the top 10 with JFK, who was a much better fucker of women who were not his wife, than a President, but I respect anyone who banged out Norma Jean.

DNC counters Nixon with Bill Clinton (18), who rates much higher than Nixon but only because society values corruption now. They also feature their own murders row of total losers: Buchanon (43), Pierce (40) and Andrew Johnson (41).

All in all a pretty even list. Piles of low rent losers on both sides, but at the top the DNC features 5 of the top 10, and the GOP only has 3. That said, Lincoln is in a class by himself, and really all the DNC top dogs except FDR are most know for doing horrific shit or fucking hot movie stars.

Edge: GOP.

Yes, Wikipedia was my source. Suck it bitches.


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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,662 Founders Club
    Since 1960 the match up is even

    Kennedy, Johnson, Carter, Clinton, Obama

    Nixon, Ford (shouldn't count) Reagan, Bush, Bush. Trump broke the tie

    the years were even going into the last election too

  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club

    Since 1960 the match up is even

    Kennedy, Johnson, Carter, Clinton, Obama

    Nixon, Ford (shouldn't count) Reagan, Bush, Bush. Trump broke the tie

    the years were even going into the last election too

    Sadly the DNC will "rank" much higher (ranking was done by historians and other faggy libs though so go figure) than the GOP. Kennedy is already 10, fucking Johnson! is 13! Carter is low but I can't recall how low, and Clinton is 18 with Obama at 11 (already which is laughable).

    GOP has Nixon (33), Ford (something low and terrible), Reagan (16), and both Bushes who are low rated. Trump is currently 44, dead last, but they always say you can't view a Presidency in their own time.

    Bigly point: DNC will "rate" much higher in the aggregate, but then again, academic elites and such are doing the ratings. So, what do you expect? I'll just use NRA politician rankings from here on out.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,735 Founders Club
    Where's the link with the rankings?
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club

    Where's the link with the rankings?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_rankings_of_presidents_of_the_United_States

    Think it's fake news though since political scientists, historians, and other leftist academic types do the rankings. Still interesting. I always love these lists because then I remember nobody even know who half the Presidents were or what they did.
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 38,650 Standard Supporter
    Swaye said:

    Since 1960 the match up is even

    Kennedy, Johnson, Carter, Clinton, Obama

    Nixon, Ford (shouldn't count) Reagan, Bush, Bush. Trump broke the tie

    the years were even going into the last election too

    Sadly the DNC will "rank" much higher (ranking was done by historians and other faggy libs though so go figure) than the GOP. Kennedy is already 10, fucking Johnson! is 13! Carter is low but I can't recall how low, and Clinton is 18 with Obama at 11 (already which is laughable).

    GOP has Nixon (33), Ford (something low and terrible), Reagan (16), and both Bushes who are low rated. Trump is currently 44, dead last, but they always say you can't view a Presidency in their own time.

    Bigly point: DNC will "rate" much higher in the aggregate, but then again, academic elites and such are doing the ratings. So, what do you expect? I'll just use NRA politician rankings from here on out.
    Faggy libs are gonna faggy lib.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,735 Founders Club
    Sledog said:

    Swaye said:

    Since 1960 the match up is even

    Kennedy, Johnson, Carter, Clinton, Obama

    Nixon, Ford (shouldn't count) Reagan, Bush, Bush. Trump broke the tie

    the years were even going into the last election too

    Sadly the DNC will "rank" much higher (ranking was done by historians and other faggy libs though so go figure) than the GOP. Kennedy is already 10, fucking Johnson! is 13! Carter is low but I can't recall how low, and Clinton is 18 with Obama at 11 (already which is laughable).

    GOP has Nixon (33), Ford (something low and terrible), Reagan (16), and both Bushes who are low rated. Trump is currently 44, dead last, but they always say you can't view a Presidency in their own time.

    Bigly point: DNC will "rate" much higher in the aggregate, but then again, academic elites and such are doing the ratings. So, what do you expect? I'll just use NRA politician rankings from here on out.
    Faggy libs are gonna faggy lib.
    Said the guy who thinks Lexington Green is in Maryland.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,735 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    Where's the link with the rankings?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_rankings_of_presidents_of_the_United_States

    Think it's fake news though since political scientists, historians, and other leftist academic types do the rankings. Still interesting. I always love these lists because then I remember nobody even know who half the Presidents were or what they did.
    Adams is critically underrated in IMHO. He's top 10 in the YellowSnow power rankings.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,662 Founders Club

    Sledog said:

    Swaye said:

    Since 1960 the match up is even

    Kennedy, Johnson, Carter, Clinton, Obama

    Nixon, Ford (shouldn't count) Reagan, Bush, Bush. Trump broke the tie

    the years were even going into the last election too

    Sadly the DNC will "rank" much higher (ranking was done by historians and other faggy libs though so go figure) than the GOP. Kennedy is already 10, fucking Johnson! is 13! Carter is low but I can't recall how low, and Clinton is 18 with Obama at 11 (already which is laughable).

    GOP has Nixon (33), Ford (something low and terrible), Reagan (16), and both Bushes who are low rated. Trump is currently 44, dead last, but they always say you can't view a Presidency in their own time.

    Bigly point: DNC will "rate" much higher in the aggregate, but then again, academic elites and such are doing the ratings. So, what do you expect? I'll just use NRA politician rankings from here on out.
    Faggy libs are gonna faggy lib.
    Said the guy who thinks Lexington Green is in Maryland.
    Sounds like you can't handle the ups and downs of colony borders