Republicans vs. Democrats: The Presidents
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For those wondering, I always throw the Black Licorice away. Those are fucking terrible jelly beans.
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When I was a little boy growing up in the paradise of San Diego County my home was near Miramar and the F-14s used to fly over with much regularity. I used to dream of being a fighter pilot shooting down Ruskies someday. Then....20/400 vision, 6'6", and bad at Maff.Swaye said:Listen here assholes, Top Gun doesn't get made without Reagan as President and I patterned half my life after that movie, with cocaine and booze being the other half. So fuck all ya'll who aren't down with the Gipper.
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Let me tell you the sure fire trick to being a fighter pilot...20/20, under 6'4" so the ejection seat doesn't kill you, not scared of shit, minority. Works like a champ. And I suck at maff... if you can just eek through aerodynamics like I did, you are golden, provided you got big balls and red skin. Viola.YellowSnow said:
When I was a little boy growing up in the paradise of San Diego County my home was near Miramar and the F-14s used to fly over with much regularity. I used to dream of being a fighter pilot shooting down Ruskies someday. Then....20/400 vision, 6'6", and bad at Maff.Swaye said:Listen here assholes, Top Gun doesn't get made without Reagan as President and I patterned half my life after that movie, with cocaine and booze being the other half. So fuck all ya'll who aren't down with the Gipper.
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This thread went off track.Swaye said:
Let me tell you the sure fire trick to being a fighter pilot...20/20, under 6'4" so the ejection seat doesn't kill you, not scared of shit, minority. Works like a champ. And I suck at maff... if you can just eek through aerodynamics like I did, you are golden, provided you got big balls and red skin. Viola.YellowSnow said:
When I was a little boy growing up in the paradise of San Diego County my home was near Miramar and the F-14s used to fly over with much regularity. I used to dream of being a fighter pilot shooting down Ruskies someday. Then....20/400 vision, 6'6", and bad at Maff.Swaye said:Listen here assholes, Top Gun doesn't get made without Reagan as President and I patterned half my life after that movie, with cocaine and booze being the other half. So fuck all ya'll who aren't down with the Gipper.
That's ok. I kick out the black jelly beans too. Not for raysissm and shit. I just don't like them. -
This is why we all keep cuming back. I, for one, can't get this level of intellectual stimulation at my day job as a shitty, pretend - sales person working with dumbs dumbs.creepycoug said:
This thread went off track.Swaye said:
Let me tell you the sure fire trick to being a fighter pilot...20/20, under 6'4" so the ejection seat doesn't kill you, not scared of shit, minority. Works like a champ. And I suck at maff... if you can just eek through aerodynamics like I did, you are golden, provided you got big balls and red skin. Viola.YellowSnow said:
When I was a little boy growing up in the paradise of San Diego County my home was near Miramar and the F-14s used to fly over with much regularity. I used to dream of being a fighter pilot shooting down Ruskies someday. Then....20/400 vision, 6'6", and bad at Maff.Swaye said:Listen here assholes, Top Gun doesn't get made without Reagan as President and I patterned half my life after that movie, with cocaine and booze being the other half. So fuck all ya'll who aren't down with the Gipper.
That's ok. I kick out the black jelly beans too. Not for raysissm and shit. I just don't like them. -
You know what's funny, is that as great as Brown Sugar was it's not even anywhere near the best song in rock and pop on the evils of slavery. That award goes to "Sail Away" by Randy Newman.PurpleThrobber said:
You at least must respect the bad ass motherfucker. The top two were racists as well by virtue of slave ownership. But props to Jefferson for banging that little tart Sally Hemings.Swaye said:
Great list. Except Jackson. Racist.YellowSnow said:The Official YellowSnow POTUS Top 10
1) Lincoln
2) Worshtington
3) Teddy
4) FDR
5) Jefferson
6) Adams
7) Jackson
8) Reagan
9) Truman
10) LBJ
Gold Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in the market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doin' all right
Hear him whip the women just around midnight
Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good
Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should
Drums beatin' cold, English blood runs hot
Lady of the house wonderin' when it's gonna stop
House boy knows that he's doin' all right
You should have heard him just around midnight
Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good
Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should
In America you'll get food to eat
Won't have to run through the jungle
And scuff up your feet
You'll just sing about Jesus and drink wine all day
It's great to be an American
Ain't no lions or tigers ain't no mamba snake
Just the sweet watermelon and the buckwheat cake
Everybody is as happy as a man can be
Climb aboard little wog sail away with me
Sail away sail away
We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay
Sail away-sail away
We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay
In America every man is free
To take care of his home and his family
You'll be as happy as a monkey in a monkey tree
You're all gonna be an American
Sail away sail away
We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay
Sail away-sail away
We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay -
By the way, any of you fellas that don't have LBJ in your top 10 you need to go watch the HBO film "All the Way" with LBJ played by Heisenberg. Fucking outstanding performance and will give you a great appreciation for LBJ in spite of some bad policy decisions.

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Swaye said:
For those wondering, I always throw the Black Licorice away. Those are fucking terrible jelly beans.

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This guy gets itSwaye said:For those wondering, I always throw the Black Licorice away. Those are fucking terrible jelly beans.
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AgreedSwaye said:For those wondering, I always throw the Black Licorice away. Those are fucking terrible jelly beans.
Black licorice reminds me of Ouzo, which reminds me of throwing up on the bartender at the Greek Cuisina's upstairs bar, which led to me being tossed out (literally) down the stairs, which led to me throwing a rock through their glass door, which led me to waking up with a turrible hangover at the Multnmah County Justice center.
Note to the younguns on the bored.....when presented with a choice of weekends in jail vs community service (or a fine) always take the weekends in jail. Check in Friday at 6 and you're out in 3 hours thanks to overcrowding. Picking up shit on the side of the freeway at 8 on Sat morning is no bueno




