It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.
Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.
Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.
Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.
Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.
Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense.
Pumpy triple poast. If you fucks think The Phantom Menace is worse than Attack of the Clones, nothing else you say matters. AToC is the worst Star Wars movie of all time. By far.
It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.
Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.
Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.
Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.
Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.
Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense.
The movie was fucking awful. So long and boring.
The leia floating in space after being blown up might be the worst scene in movie history.
Give me the back story on snoke and phasma and del toro just appears out if no where? The Rose character was annoying as all fuck.
Ben just wipes out all power snoke no problem?
Laura Dern doesn't share the plan and there is rebellion within the rebellion?
He took a page out of space balls with the chase plot.
Luke Skywalker turns into an angry old man? Sucking from a teet? Trys to kill Ben? Come on
Poe gets his whole team wiped out and gets demoted? Come on
The casino just a total time waster. The drunken troll?
It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.
Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.
Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.
Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.
Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.
Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense.
The leia floating in space after being blown up might be the worst scene in movie history.
It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.
Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.
Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.
Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.
Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.
Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense.
Luke Skywalker turns into an angry old man? Sucking from a teet? Trys to kill Ben? Come on
Will point out here that he did not attempt to kill Kylo. He was going to do so because he realized Snoke had already turned him, but could not go through with it.
It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.
Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.
Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.
Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.
Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.
Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense.
The leia floating in space after being blown up might be the worst scene in movie history.
Well bro, the comments disagree about the spider Man scene.
Leia got blown the fuck up but then didn't and then floating in space no problem and then she flew herself back to a ship. Then she just wakes up later and blasts Poe.
Luke drinking alien teet milk was just knee slapping funny.
Race made a comment about the star Trek reboot. The first was done perfectly. Mix of new and old that worked.
It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.
Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.
Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.
Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.
Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.
Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense.
The leia floating in space after being blown up might be the worst scene in movie history.
Well bro, the comments disagree about the spider Man scene.
Leia got blown the fuck up but then didn't and then floating in space no problem and then she flew herself back to a ship. Then she just wakes up later and blasts Poe.
Luke drinking alien teet milk was just knee slapping funny.
Race made a comment about the star Trek reboot. The first was done perfectly. Mix of new and old that worked.
Your beloved favorite characters Han, Luke, and Leia, who you thought beat the bad guys and lived happily ever after, were actually failures who spent their entire lives fighting a horrifying, generations long, losing war that took away everything they ever loved and eventually killed them, but not before passing the horror on to a new cursed generation, because these toys aren't gonna sell themselves.
Your beloved favorite characters Han, Luke, and Leia, who you thought beat the bad guys and lived happily ever after, were actually failures who spent their entire lives fighting a horrifying, generations long, losing war that took away everything they ever loved and eventually killed them, but not before passing the horror on to a new cursed generation, because these toys aren't gonna sell themselves.
I love watching Return of the Jedi now, knowing that, rather than it being a happy ending, turns out the rebellion is slowly crushed, the imperials emerge stronger and more brutal than ever, Han and Leia have a child that turns out to be literally Hitler x100000000 then they break up, and Luke loses faith in everything he's ever believed and totally gives up until it's too late to make any real difference. Han is murdered by his own child, and Leia lives just long enough to see everything and everyone that she ever loved die.
Nerdrage++ but that movie sucked more dick than Liberace on cocaine.
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The leia floating in space after being blown up might be the worst scene in movie history.
Give me the back story on snoke and phasma and del toro just appears out if no where? The Rose character was annoying as all fuck.
Ben just wipes out all power snoke no problem?
Laura Dern doesn't share the plan and there is rebellion within the rebellion?
He took a page out of space balls with the chase plot.
Luke Skywalker turns into an angry old man? Sucking from a teet? Trys to kill Ben? Come on
Poe gets his whole team wiped out and gets demoted? Come on
The casino just a total time waster. The drunken troll?
Old fat Luke is just stupid.
Leia got blown the fuck up but then didn't and then floating in space no problem and then she flew herself back to a ship. Then she just wakes up later and blasts Poe.
Luke drinking alien teet milk was just knee slapping funny.
Race made a comment about the star Trek reboot. The first was done perfectly. Mix of new and old that worked.
Last Jedi was a joke.
Nerdrage++ but that movie sucked more dick than Liberace on cocaine.
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