It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes. Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.
Star Wars is Star Trek for dummies
It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes. Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine. Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense.
It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes. Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine. Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense. The leia floating in space after being blown up might be the worst scene in movie history.
It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes. Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine. Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense. Luke Skywalker turns into an angry old man? Sucking from a teet? Trys to kill Ben? Come on
It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes. Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine. Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense. The leia floating in space after being blown up might be the worst scene in movie history. Nah brohttps://youtu.be/wNjGJZRZ85k
It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes. Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine. Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense. The leia floating in space after being blown up might be the worst scene in movie history. Nah brohttps://youtu.be/wNjGJZRZ85k Well bro, the comments disagree about the spider Man scene.Leia got blown the fuck up but then didn't and then floating in space no problem and then she flew herself back to a ship. Then she just wakes up later and blasts Poe.Luke drinking alien teet milk was just knee slapping funny.Race made a comment about the star Trek reboot. The first was done perfectly. Mix of new and old that worked.Last Jedi was a joke.
This whole thread is beyond Haitian AIDS
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Your beloved favorite characters Han, Luke, and Leia, who you thought beat the bad guys and lived happily ever after, were actually failures who spent their entire lives fighting a horrifying, generations long, losing war that took away everything they ever loved and eventually killed them, but not before passing the horror on to a new cursed generation, because these toys aren't gonna sell themselves.
