Ok nerds - talk about the new Star Wars movie
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I couldn't decide if it was Smiff or Bevel. Dude dying near the end was like running the ball in the 4th quarter down 15 and only 12 rushing yards all game.
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Nerds
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Seen it twice now, liked it even more the second time around.
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My sources are telling me it's number 3 out of 9, only eclipsed by Empire and A New Hope. My sources also put Rogue One in 6th, behind Return, so they are idiots.
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loved 4-6, 1 was so stoopid did not watch 2 and 3, 7 was as poorly acted as most Spielberg movies so will not watch until it shows up on some free movie channel or one of the kids loans it to me.
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Haven't watched it yet, going to wait for the crowds to thin out a bit
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It was a lot better than The Force Awakens.
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I stayed up all night to watch some lame one they put out in the late 90s. A couple of friends dragged me there. Never again.
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Sark > Ty POTD.CuntWaffle said:It was a lot better than The Force Awakens.
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I read all the books
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It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.
Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.
Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.
Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.
Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.
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In this thread
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You guys are fags.
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I thought it was entertaining.
Snoke is stupid. What was the purpose of him at all?
It's one of those movies that just feels like they try to pack so much in that they just skip from quick little scene to quick little scene and then characters are gone with no warning.
Benicio del Toro was pointless. Could have cut his character out completely. Just a cameo to get paid basically.
Laura Dern was pointless too.
No characterization.
I'll just go back to reading my fantasy books and playing video games like a real playa
I watched it at home last night. I recommend doing that versus paying for it.
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Duh.RhythmicSlappingDawg said:You guys are fags.
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Too soon on the trainwreck analogies. Too fucking soon.jecornel said:It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.
Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.
Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.
Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.
Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.
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I can see why people can hate it but I thought it was great, just some really stupid shit thrown in
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With Net Neutrality dead, ya'll were just lucky the theatre could even turn it's lights on.
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That's why i watched it from my computersalemcoog said:With Net Neutrality dead, ya'll were just lucky the theatre could even turn it's lights on.
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Thread went this long and no Star Wars cosplay girls. You fags are slipping.
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Swaye said:
Thread went this long and no Star Wars cosplay girls. You fags are slipping.
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Good pull.Bad_MotherDucker said: -
I just saw it at Terminal 21 in Bangkok. It was okay.
The most interesting part of the viewing experience was the pre-show obligatory standing while they play the anthem for the King of Thailand. For those that haven't been here, when they show movies, you are expected to stand when they play the King's anthem (which is somewhere between the previews and the start of the feature film).
The entire time, I was trying to stifle laughter because the images they showed of him, reminded me of these images of him that the Thai government is working very hard to suppress and have deleted from the internet. To put it mildly, the new King (who replaces the much loved king that passed away recently) is a serious partier.
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I was raised on the OT and would put Empire Strikes Back in my top 10 all time.
Movie was garbage. Lowest common denominator fluff in a low-rent Marvel way. I agree with whoever said they'd even rate the fucking prequels higher than this -- spot on.
Movie looked like it was about to become interesting in the throne room scene when Ren turns on Snoke. lol guess not. Beyond the abhorrent plotting, there aren't any likable characters or believable motivations. The entire slow motion movie-long chase sequence was cringeworthy. Rey is bland. Ren an emo kid. Luke ruined. The casino sideplot LOL. Finn and the Chinese chick. Good god.
If you want a really, really shitty version of The Fifth Element and just enjoy pew pew pew pew pew pew space lasers pew pew pew pew pew pew -- eat your heart out.
Can't wait for the Plinkett review. Or the Half in the Bag review.
I also expect the nerd backlash to this to make the Prometheus backlash look like Gone with the fucking Wind. -
I'm going to need you to tell me how you really feel.Gladstone said:I was raised on the OT and would put Empire Strikes Back in my top 10 all time.
Movie was garbage. Lowest common denominator fluff in a low-rent Marvel way. I agree with whoever said they'd even rate the fucking prequels higher than this -- spot on.
Movie looked like it was about to become interesting in the throne room scene when Ren turns on Snoke. lol guess not. Beyond the abhorrent plotting, there aren't any likable characters or believable motivations. The entire slow motion movie-long chase sequence was cringeworthy. Rey is bland. Ren an emo kid. Luke ruined. The casino sideplot LOL. Finn and the Chinese chick. Good god.
If you want a really, really shitty version of The Fifth Element and just enjoy pew pew pew pew pew pew space lasers pew pew pew pew pew pew -- eat your heart out.
Can't wait for the Plinkett review. Or the Half in the Bag review.
I also expect the nerd backlash to this to make the Prometheus backlash look like Gone with the fucking Wind.
I'm actually pretty bummed after reading this. Was hoping it would be great. I fucking LOVED Rogue One. -
You only loved Rogue one because everyone died. You'll be disappointed in the last Jedi.Swaye said:
I'm going to need you to tell me how you really feel.Gladstone said:I was raised on the OT and would put Empire Strikes Back in my top 10 all time.
Movie was garbage. Lowest common denominator fluff in a low-rent Marvel way. I agree with whoever said they'd even rate the fucking prequels higher than this -- spot on.
Movie looked like it was about to become interesting in the throne room scene when Ren turns on Snoke. lol guess not. Beyond the abhorrent plotting, there aren't any likable characters or believable motivations. The entire slow motion movie-long chase sequence was cringeworthy. Rey is bland. Ren an emo kid. Luke ruined. The casino sideplot LOL. Finn and the Chinese chick. Good god.
If you want a really, really shitty version of The Fifth Element and just enjoy pew pew pew pew pew pew space lasers pew pew pew pew pew pew -- eat your heart out.
Can't wait for the Plinkett review. Or the Half in the Bag review.
I also expect the nerd backlash to this to make the Prometheus backlash look like Gone with the fucking Wind.
I'm actually pretty bummed after reading this. Was hoping it would be great. I fucking LOVED Rogue One. -
Well, I wouldn't say he'll be disappointed, only mildly2001400ex said:
You only loved Rogue one because everyone died. You'll be disappointed in the last Jedi.Swaye said:
I'm going to need you to tell me how you really feel.Gladstone said:I was raised on the OT and would put Empire Strikes Back in my top 10 all time.
Movie was garbage. Lowest common denominator fluff in a low-rent Marvel way. I agree with whoever said they'd even rate the fucking prequels higher than this -- spot on.
Movie looked like it was about to become interesting in the throne room scene when Ren turns on Snoke. lol guess not. Beyond the abhorrent plotting, there aren't any likable characters or believable motivations. The entire slow motion movie-long chase sequence was cringeworthy. Rey is bland. Ren an emo kid. Luke ruined. The casino sideplot LOL. Finn and the Chinese chick. Good god.
If you want a really, really shitty version of The Fifth Element and just enjoy pew pew pew pew pew pew space lasers pew pew pew pew pew pew -- eat your heart out.
Can't wait for the Plinkett review. Or the Half in the Bag review.
I also expect the nerd backlash to this to make the Prometheus backlash look like Gone with the fucking Wind.
I'm actually pretty bummed after reading this. Was hoping it would be great. I fucking LOVED Rogue One. -
I have had full on boners for three Star Wars movies ever. Empire, New Hope, and Rogue One. All the rest, except slave suit Leia portion of Return were sort of meh to me. Actually, prequels were all horrific.2001400ex said:
You only loved Rogue one because everyone died. You'll be disappointed in the last Jedi.Swaye said:
I'm going to need you to tell me how you really feel.Gladstone said:I was raised on the OT and would put Empire Strikes Back in my top 10 all time.
Movie was garbage. Lowest common denominator fluff in a low-rent Marvel way. I agree with whoever said they'd even rate the fucking prequels higher than this -- spot on.
Movie looked like it was about to become interesting in the throne room scene when Ren turns on Snoke. lol guess not. Beyond the abhorrent plotting, there aren't any likable characters or believable motivations. The entire slow motion movie-long chase sequence was cringeworthy. Rey is bland. Ren an emo kid. Luke ruined. The casino sideplot LOL. Finn and the Chinese chick. Good god.
If you want a really, really shitty version of The Fifth Element and just enjoy pew pew pew pew pew pew space lasers pew pew pew pew pew pew -- eat your heart out.
Can't wait for the Plinkett review. Or the Half in the Bag review.
I also expect the nerd backlash to this to make the Prometheus backlash look like Gone with the fucking Wind.
I'm actually pretty bummed after reading this. Was hoping it would be great. I fucking LOVED Rogue One. -
The scene where Laura dern crashes into the ship was pretty good
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Except for the fact she should have done that exact same thing right away instead of losing half of their escape pods.Pitchfork51 said:The scene where Laura dern crashes into the ship was pretty good
