Ok nerds - talk about the new Star Wars movie

TierbsHsotBoobs

It was weird seeing Jonathan Smith's Random Plot Generator direct a Star Wars movie IMO.

2001400ex

I couldn't decide if it was Smiff or Bevel. Dude dying near the end was like running the ball in the 4th quarter down 15 and only 12 rushing yards all game.

BrickSquad

Nerds

BearsWiin

Seen it twice now, liked it even more the second time around.

Swaye

My sources are telling me it's number 3 out of 9, only eclipsed by Empire and A New Hope. My sources also put Rogue One in 6th, behind Return, so they are idiots.

Enuff nerd for you Boobs?

LebamDawg

loved 4-6, 1 was so stoopid did not watch 2 and 3, 7 was as poorly acted as most Spielberg movies so will not watch until it shows up on some free movie channel or one of the kids loans it to me.

oregonblitzkrieg

Haven't watched it yet, going to wait for the crowds to thin out a bit

CuntWaffle

It was a lot better than The Force Awakens.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I stayed up all night to watch some lame one they put out in the late 90s. A couple of friends dragged me there. Never again.

TierbsHsotBoobs

CuntWaffle said:

It was a lot better than The Force Awakens.

Sark > Ty POTD.

Pitchfork51

I read all the books

jecornel

It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.

Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.

Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.

Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.

Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.

Southerndawg

In this thread

RhythmicSlappingDawg

You guys are fags.

Pitchfork51

I thought it was entertaining.

Snoke is stupid. What was the purpose of him at all?

It's one of those movies that just feels like they try to pack so much in that they just skip from quick little scene to quick little scene and then characters are gone with no warning.

Benicio del Toro was pointless. Could have cut his character out completely. Just a cameo to get paid basically.
Laura Dern was pointless too.

No characterization.

I'll just go back to reading my fantasy books and playing video games like a real playa



I watched it at home last night. I recommend doing that versus paying for it.
Not good enough to see in theaters

Swaye

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

You guys are fags.

Duh.

PurpleThrobber

jecornel said:

It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.

Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.

Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.

Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.

Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.

Too soon on the trainwreck analogies. Too fucking soon.

jhfstyle24

I can see why people can hate it but I thought it was great, just some really stupid shit thrown in

Kaepsknee

With Net Neutrality dead, ya'll were just lucky the theatre could even turn it's lights on.

Pitchfork51

salemcoog said:

With Net Neutrality dead, ya'll were just lucky the theatre could even turn it's lights on.

That's why i watched it from my computer

Swaye

Thread went this long and no Star Wars cosplay girls. You fags are slipping.