It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes. Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.
Star Wars is Star Trek for dummies
It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes. Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine. Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense.
It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes. Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine. Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense. The leia floating in space after being blown up might be the worst scene in movie history.
It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes. Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine. Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense. Luke Skywalker turns into an angry old man? Sucking from a teet? Trys to kill Ben? Come on
It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes. Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine. Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense. The leia floating in space after being blown up might be the worst scene in movie history. Nah brohttps://youtu.be/wNjGJZRZ85k
It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes. Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine. Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense. The leia floating in space after being blown up might be the worst scene in movie history. Nah brohttps://youtu.be/wNjGJZRZ85k Well bro, the comments disagree about the spider Man scene.Leia got blown the fuck up but then didn't and then floating in space no problem and then she flew herself back to a ship. Then she just wakes up later and blasts Poe.Luke drinking alien teet milk was just knee slapping funny.Race made a comment about the star Trek reboot. The first was done perfectly. Mix of new and old that worked.Last Jedi was a joke.
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Your beloved favorite characters Han, Luke, and Leia, who you thought beat the bad guys and lived happily ever after, were actually failures who spent their entire lives fighting a horrifying, generations long, losing war that took away everything they ever loved and eventually killed them, but not before passing the horror on to a new cursed generation, because these toys aren't gonna sell themselves.
Your beloved favorite characters Han, Luke, and Leia, who you thought beat the bad guys and lived happily ever after, were actually failures who spent their entire lives fighting a horrifying, generations long, losing war that took away everything they ever loved and eventually killed them, but not before passing the horror on to a new cursed generation, because these toys aren't gonna sell themselves. I love watching Return of the Jedi now, knowing that, rather than it being a happy ending, turns out the rebellion is slowly crushed, the imperials emerge stronger and more brutal than ever, Han and Leia have a child that turns out to be literally Hitler x100000000 then they break up, and Luke loses faith in everything he's ever believed and totally gives up until it's too late to make any real difference. Han is murdered by his own child, and Leia lives just long enough to see everything and everyone that she ever loved die. Nerdrage++ but that movie sucked more dick than Liberace on cocaine.
Your beloved favorite characters Han, Luke, and Leia, who you thought beat the bad guys and lived happily ever after, were actually failures who spent their entire lives fighting a horrifying, generations long, losing war that took away everything they ever loved and eventually killed them, but not before passing the horror on to a new cursed generation, because these toys aren't gonna sell themselves. I love watching Return of the Jedi now, knowing that, rather than it being a happy ending, turns out the rebellion is slowly crushed, the imperials emerge stronger and more brutal than ever, Han and Leia have a child that turns out to be literally Hitler x100000000 then they break up, and Luke loses faith in everything he's ever believed and totally gives up until it's too late to make any real difference. Han is murdered by his own child, and Leia lives just long enough to see everything and everyone that she ever loved die. Nerdrage++ but that movie sucked more dick than Liberace on cocaine. You want Happily Ever After, draw a bubble bath, brew some chamomile tea, and read a fucking Harlequin romance
Your beloved favorite characters Han, Luke, and Leia, who you thought beat the bad guys and lived happily ever after, were actually failures who spent their entire lives fighting a horrifying, generations long, losing war that took away everything they ever loved and eventually killed them, but not before passing the horror on to a new cursed generation, because these toys aren't gonna sell themselves. I love watching Return of the Jedi now, knowing that, rather than it being a happy ending, turns out the rebellion is slowly crushed, the imperials emerge stronger and more brutal than ever, Han and Leia have a child that turns out to be literally Hitler x100000000 then they break up, and Luke loses faith in everything he's ever believed and totally gives up until it's too late to make any real difference. Han is murdered by his own child, and Leia lives just long enough to see everything and everyone that she ever loved die. Nerdrage++ but that movie sucked more dick than Liberace on cocaine. You want Happily Ever After, draw a bubble bath, brew some chamomile tea, and read a fucking Harlequin romance OK I'll dumb myself down and pretend that retroactively ruining the OT isn't a big deal.So how about the plot then? So the story goes - the Empire (sorry, "1st order") is chasing these three rebel cruisers, slooowly, and rebels cannot get away, and their fuel is dwindling, and it's a matter of hours before the chase ends, so the secondary characters have a plan of, ahem, GOING TO A SEPARATE STAR SYSTEM, FINDING A "MASTER CODEBREAKER" WHOM THEY WILL ONLY RECOGNIZE BY HAVING A RED FLOWER ON HIS SHIRT, COMING BACK, STEALTHILY INFILTRATING A GIANT FREAKING EMPIRE MOTHERSHIP AND REMOVING SOME TECHNICAL MUMBO JUMBO WHICH WILL ALLOW REBELS TO ESCAPE!?!? I find it unfathomable Disney signed off on this lolI won't even get into the characters. Or the bizarre, not-subtle politicizing. Ahh it feels good to nerd rage. Been a while.
Your beloved favorite characters Han, Luke, and Leia, who you thought beat the bad guys and lived happily ever after, were actually failures who spent their entire lives fighting a horrifying, generations long, losing war that took away everything they ever loved and eventually killed them, but not before passing the horror on to a new cursed generation, because these toys aren't gonna sell themselves. I love watching Return of the Jedi now, knowing that, rather than it being a happy ending, turns out the rebellion is slowly crushed, the imperials emerge stronger and more brutal than ever, Han and Leia have a child that turns out to be literally Hitler x100000000 then they break up, and Luke loses faith in everything he's ever believed and totally gives up until it's too late to make any real difference. Han is murdered by his own child, and Leia lives just long enough to see everything and everyone that she ever loved die. Nerdrage++ but that movie sucked more dick than Liberace on cocaine. You want Happily Ever After, draw a bubble bath, brew some chamomile tea, and read a fucking Harlequin romance this is disingenuous argument and you know it. just admit you liked the bright lights, pretty colors, Marvel fluff jokes, and the boom boom special effects. or conversely that you're such a fanboy you will love anything with star wars on it. let's make a shawshank redemption sequel, where 7 days after arriving in mexico andy and red are rounded up by a cartel and murdered.ppl say 'hey wtf i loved that story and those characters, you killed it'and people like you say, unironically, "You want Happily Ever After, draw a bubble bath, brew some chamomile tea, and read a fucking Harlequin romance"ROFL