Ok nerds - talk about the new Star Wars movie
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Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense.jecornel said:It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.
Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.
Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.
Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.
Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine. -
Pumpy triple poast. If you fucks think The Phantom Menace is worse than Attack of the Clones, nothing else you say matters. AToC is the worst Star Wars movie of all time. By far.
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Gridiron(RIP) quad feed. Fuck off, Star Trek fags.
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Star Wars is Star Trek for dummies
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You like the dummy series of Trek, but still.RaceBannon said:Star Wars is Star Trek for dummies
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The movie was fucking awful. So long and boring.EsophagealFeces said:
Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense.jecornel said:It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.
Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.
Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.
Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.
Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.
The leia floating in space after being blown up might be the worst scene in movie history.
Give me the back story on snoke and phasma and del toro just appears out if no where? The Rose character was annoying as all fuck.
Ben just wipes out all power snoke no problem?
Laura Dern doesn't share the plan and there is rebellion within the rebellion?
He took a page out of space balls with the chase plot.
Luke Skywalker turns into an angry old man? Sucking from a teet? Trys to kill Ben? Come on
Poe gets his whole team wiped out and gets demoted? Come on
The casino just a total time waster. The drunken troll?
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Nah brojecornel said:EsophagealFeces said:
Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense.jecornel said:It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.
Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.
Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.
Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.
Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.
The leia floating in space after being blown up might be the worst scene in movie history.
https://youtu.be/wNjGJZRZ85k -
Will point out here that he did not attempt to kill Kylo. He was going to do so because he realized Snoke had already turned him, but could not go through with it.jecornel said:
Luke Skywalker turns into an angry old man? Sucking from a teet? Trys to kill Ben? Come onEsophagealFeces said:
Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense.jecornel said:It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.
Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.
Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.
Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.
Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine. -
The new trilogy was doomed once they decided to use the old actors. Should have made it fifty years in the future where they are all dead.
Old fat Luke is just stupid. -
Well bro, the comments disagree about the spider Man scene.Pitchfork51 said:
Nah brojecornel said:EsophagealFeces said:
Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense.jecornel said:It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.
Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.
Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.
Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.
Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.
The leia floating in space after being blown up might be the worst scene in movie history.https://youtu.be/wNjGJZRZ85k
Leia got blown the fuck up but then didn't and then floating in space no problem and then she flew herself back to a ship. Then she just wakes up later and blasts Poe.
Luke drinking alien teet milk was just knee slapping funny.
Race made a comment about the star Trek reboot. The first was done perfectly. Mix of new and old that worked.
Last Jedi was a joke.
