Ok nerds - talk about the new Star Wars movie
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Sounds like you think Spiderman 3 is a good moviejecornel said:
Well bro, the comments disagree about the spider Man scene.Pitchfork51 said:
Nah brojecornel said:EsophagealFeces said:
Sweet Jesus. I don’t even know where to start with this. No backstory or character development? That’s all the fucking movie was. Complaining about a lack of action would have made more sense.jecornel said:It is a 2 and half hour train wreck that feels like 10 hours. Terrible fucking movie. Boring as fuck except for about 10-15 minutes.
Zero back story, zero character development. Awful. Benechi del toro's character just showed up out of the blue. Made zero sense. There was potential for his role.
Some of the scenes are downright absurd. I won't spoil it but there is a princess Leia scene that so beyond absurd its obscene.
Also, there is a luke Skywalker scene that involves a teet that so awkward and stupid that they must have been trolling old fans.
Phantom menace might be better.... if you could even imagine.
The leia floating in space after being blown up might be the worst scene in movie history.
https://youtu.be/wNjGJZRZ85k
Leia got blown the fuck up but then didn't and then floating in space no problem and then she flew herself back to a ship. Then she just wakes up later and blasts Poe.
Luke drinking alien teet milk was just knee slapping funny.
Race made a comment about the star Trek reboot. The first was done perfectly. Mix of new and old that worked.
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It was faggy just like all sci-fi movies are faggy. Flag away, FO.
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This whole thread is beyond Haitian AIDS
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Read the subject linePurpleThrobber said:This whole thread is beyond Haitian AIDS
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All the respondents are carrying Haitian AIDS.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Read the subject linePurpleThrobber said:This whole thread is beyond Haitian AIDS
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Your beloved favorite characters Han, Luke, and Leia, who you thought beat the bad guys and lived happily ever after, were actually failures who spent their entire lives fighting a horrifying, generations long, losing war that took away everything they ever loved and eventually killed them, but not before passing the horror on to a new cursed generation, because these toys aren't gonna sell themselves.
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I love watching Return of the Jedi now, knowing that, rather than it being a happy ending, turns out the rebellion is slowly crushed, the imperials emerge stronger and more brutal than ever, Han and Leia have a child that turns out to be literally Hitler x100000000 then they break up, and Luke loses faith in everything he's ever believed and totally gives up until it's too late to make any real difference. Han is murdered by his own child, and Leia lives just long enough to see everything and everyone that she ever loved die.BaldwinIV said:Your beloved favorite characters Han, Luke, and Leia, who you thought beat the bad guys and lived happily ever after, were actually failures who spent their entire lives fighting a horrifying, generations long, losing war that took away everything they ever loved and eventually killed them, but not before passing the horror on to a new cursed generation, because these toys aren't gonna sell themselves.
Nerdrage++ but that movie sucked more dick than Liberace on cocaine. -
Saw the movie.
Wood.
