I have always heard that stats hurt west coasters feelings
Not winning a single conference game hurts our feelings more. Believe us, we should know. Also that article is two years old. May have to revise it after your latest storied season.
Washington went 0-12 in 2008 and 1-10 in 2004. The Vols worst year still has more wins than two of your seasons son.
Yellow Snow is the bored historian
If a particular fact or statistic is relevant, he will cite it, and place it in a proper historical context
And it's Owen 12...
All this hot Tennessee talk makes me want to play 3 chord Appalachia folk songs on my guitar poorly. No wonder the wear on my 2nd and 3rd frets in so bad.
"Once 2 strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top, looking for a moonshine still
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top, reckon they never will"
Any school whose fight song celebrates murdering government revenue agents can't be all bad !!!
Or were the "strangers" hippie types who loved the culture and became alcoholic slide dobro players ?
It will be kind of cool if fan backlash actually kills this deal though. Wonder who they end up with next? Could it be Ty WIllingham, molder of men and destroyer of programs? tick tick tick
It will be kind of cool if fan backlash actually kills this deal though. Wonder who they end up with next? Could it be Ty WIllingham, molder of men and destroyer of programs? tick tick tick
Hilariously, Sark's a nice fit there. Consistently a Kiffin butt sniffer.
It will be kind of cool if fan backlash actually kills this deal though. Wonder who they end up with next? Could it be Ty WIllingham, molder of men and destroyer of programs? tick tick tick
Hilariously, Sark's a nice fit there. Consistently a Kiffin butt sniffer.
Guys I tried to pick a fitting name for my username for this board. It appears even I have failed at that. Should have picked Rocky Hell.
Seriously, I hope you guys are enjoying this. I have no fucking idea what's going on, came back from eating and doing laundry to find reports of Schiano being hired. I'm hoping this was some epic troll job or smokescreen, but my goodness... I have so many questions... like does anyone have a rifle I can borrow? Or maybe some scissors so I can give myself a vasectomy?
Fuck everything. I'd prefer your OC than this douche nozzle.
Guys I tried to pick a fitting name for my username for this board. It appears even I have failed at that. Should have picked Rocky Hell.
Seriously, I hope you guys are enjoying this. I have no fucking idea what's going on, came back from eating and doing laundry to find reports of Schiano being hired. I'm hoping this was some epic troll job or smokescreen, but my goodness... I have so many questions... like does anyone have a rifle I can borrow? Or maybe some scissors so I can give myself a vasectomy?
Fuck everything. I'd prefer your OC than this douche nozzle.
Your name is fine. If you stick around we will make lots of fun of it with gay jokes like RockyPowerBottom and other funsies.
If you just hired Schiano you should become a fan of UW. We just spent 15 years in the abyss. You don't want to do that. Find another team on an upward trajectory and go for it.
Guys I tried to pick a fitting name for my username for this board. It appears even I have failed at that. Should have picked Rocky Hell.
Seriously, I hope you guys are enjoying this. I have no fucking idea what's going on, came back from eating and doing laundry to find reports of Schiano being hired. I'm hoping this was some epic troll job or smokescreen, but my goodness... I have so many questions... like does anyone have a rifle I can borrow? Or maybe some scissors so I can give myself a vasectomy?
Fuck everything. I'd prefer your OC than this douche nozzle.
Also get an avatar or I'm going to get you that rifle.
Guys I tried to pick a fitting name for my username for this board. It appears even I have failed at that. Should have picked Rocky Hell.
Seriously, I hope you guys are enjoying this. I have no fucking idea what's going on, came back from eating and doing laundry to find reports of Schiano being hired. I'm hoping this was some epic troll job or smokescreen, but my goodness... I have so many questions... like does anyone have a rifle I can borrow? Or maybe some scissors so I can give myself a vasectomy?
Fuck everything. I'd prefer your OC than this douche nozzle.
Speaking from one college fan to another you DO NOT want our OC. He would set you back another five years.
But serious question, where do you go from here on the coaching front if Schiano ends up not going through?
Would be pretty cool to see fans say "fuck you" to the AD and get a shit hire canceled. They are kindred spirits to us in a sense.
I can only imagine our war against the doogs of UWDP and doogman if we hired Schiano.
The thing is their fanbase is actually legit and 80 percent of them are pissed off and setting shit on fire. When Ty was hired 80 percent of our loser tard fanbase was like "cool, we finally got a black guy so this should all work out because diversity and stuff plus he looks serious and chocolate milk tastes good and stuff."
My sister lives in Seattle so if it's Schiano I guess I've got a reason to support UW - at least until Schiano's house is lit on fire or some hillbilly kidnaps him and makes him squeal like a pig, Deliverance-style. Either way, it would be a fun ride to watch winning football again - it's been so long. If Schiano is hired theres no way he stays more than 2-3 years.
I'd imagine he wouldn't even feel very safe doing the "Vol Walk" before games. Knoxville would destroy this man. The Rock alone should be enough to make this man stay far, far away from Knoxville. You can't buy enough protection to make you feel safe around that many Vol fans. Seriously if this man has a wife and family, I don't care how much Haslam offered him - he is putting his family's life in danger if he accepts the job.
All things considered though... this must be a red herring placed by UTAD to make us feel better about our real hire... who will no doubt be just as disappointing, but with a less checkered history than Schiano.
My sister lives in Seattle so if it's Schiano I guess I've got a reason to support UW - at least until Schiano's house is lit on fire or some hillbilly kidnaps him and makes him squeal like a pig, Deliverance-style. Either way, it would be a fun ride to watch winning football again - it's been so long. If Schiano is hired theres no way he stays more than 2-3 years.
I'd imagine he wouldn't even feel very safe doing the "Vol Walk" before games. Knoxville would destroy this man. The Rock alone should be enough to make this man stay far, far away from Knoxville. You can't buy enough protection to make you feel safe around that many Vol fans. Seriously if this man has a wife and family, I don't care how much Haslam offered him - he is putting his family's life in danger if he accepts the job.
All things considered though... this must be a red herring placed by UTAD to make us feel better about our real hire... who will no doubt be just as disappointing, but with a less checkered history than Schiano.
It looks like the fan pressure is working. You might dodge this bullet. Get an avatar. Stick around. We like people who hint at killing coaches without actually saying it. Subtle.
All things considered though... this must be a red herring placed by UTAD to make us feel better about our real hire... who will no doubt be just as disappointing, but with a less checkered history than Schiano.
The fuck, you been reading my playbook?
I leaked Peterman's name all over LA a few days before hiring Sark. You wouldn't believe how thrilled everyone was when we made the announcement, people were speechless.
Guys I tried to pick a fitting name for my username for this board. It appears even I have failed at that. Should have picked Rocky Hell.
Seriously, I hope you guys are enjoying this. I have no fucking idea what's going on, came back from eating and doing laundry to find reports of Schiano being hired. I'm hoping this was some epic troll job or smokescreen, but my goodness... I have so many questions... like does anyone have a rifle I can borrow? Or maybe some scissors so I can give myself a vasectomy?
Fuck everything. I'd prefer your OC than this douche nozzle.
You should stick around. No one knows how to be miserable losers better than us.
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Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top, reckon they never will"
Any school whose fight song celebrates murdering government revenue agents can't be all bad !!!
Or were the "strangers" hippie types who loved the culture and became alcoholic slide dobro players ?
Abundance !!!
#inbreeding
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1mnxerjMoorKX
lmao
Seriously, I hope you guys are enjoying this. I have no fucking idea what's going on, came back from eating and doing laundry to find reports of Schiano being hired. I'm hoping this was some epic troll job or smokescreen, but my goodness... I have so many questions... like does anyone have a rifle I can borrow? Or maybe some scissors so I can give myself a vasectomy?
Fuck everything. I'd prefer your OC than this douche nozzle.
If you just hired Schiano you should become a fan of UW. We just spent 15 years in the abyss. You don't want to do that. Find another team on an upward trajectory and go for it.
But serious question, where do you go from here on the coaching front if Schiano ends up not going through?
I can only imagine our war against the doogs of UWDP and doogman if we hired Schiano.
I stand with Vols.
I'd imagine he wouldn't even feel very safe doing the "Vol Walk" before games. Knoxville would destroy this man. The Rock alone should be enough to make this man stay far, far away from Knoxville. You can't buy enough protection to make you feel safe around that many Vol fans. Seriously if this man has a wife and family, I don't care how much Haslam offered him - he is putting his family's life in danger if he accepts the job.
All things considered though... this must be a red herring placed by UTAD to make us feel better about our real hire... who will no doubt be just as disappointing, but with a less checkered history than Schiano.
I leaked Peterman's name all over LA a few days before hiring Sark. You wouldn't believe how thrilled everyone was when we made the announcement, people were speechless.