Stupid contest
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I just want pics.Swaye said:So, in a crappy version of Where's Waldo, we will play Where's Swaye?
After my emotional life changing rehabilitation, I decided I needed a trip. Out of the country. Where I can't get drugs easily, but where I can get hookers legally. Or even not have to pay for it and just raw dog local chicks. I like to live dangerously.
So, the shit ass game is to guess where I am at. Country and city. You get no hints, except what I said above, and the fact that I will not be responding for a half day because I am getting on a train to travel across the country on a 5 hour train trip. I flew into the country yesterday. That's it, for now. I assume nobody will play this bullshit, but if you do I may give more cryptic hints in the future. I am here for 13 more days.
If you guess country and city correctly, with very little info, I will let you pick my avatar for the next month. Yeah I know that is a shitty useless prize. This is why I expect very few to play. But, it is the offseason and this beats most @TopicalChica posts so take that fuckers.
Oh yeah, I promise to tell the truth on all potential hints, and will admit it if someone can guess it. I feel very confident nobody will get it. Mostly because HH is so fucking full of losers.
@dnc cannot play because we share a telepathetic sexual link so he knows where I am at all times.
Also @DerekJohnson cannot play because he can IP trace me. And fuck off @NSA_Dawg
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5 hour cross cuntry train ride excludes Portugal.
Hamburg to Munich is 6 hours, Berlin is 7. Should exclude Germany.
Nowhere in the Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland, South Korea or Denmark takes 5 hours either.
Trains in Thailand are slow as fuck.
Cambodia doesn't have any trains.
Canada and Australia are too big.
Auckland to Christchurch takes 12 hours by train.
Tokyo to Fukuoka takes 5 hours.
Barcelona to Seville takes 5 hours.
Vienna to Innsbruck takes 5 hours.
Prostitution isn't legal in Italy, but raw dogging in a FIAT is, but still.
Malmö to Stockholm takes 5 hours.
Paris to Nice = closer to six hours.
Helsinki to Rovaniemi takes 12 hours by train.
Czech Republic and Slovakia are too small.
Nobody flies into Poland except Warsaw, and that's less than 5 hours from the rest of the country by train.
Baltics, too small.
Athens to Thessaloniki is 5 hours by train. But why the fuck would you go there and not the Greek islands? Also, who would pay to fuck in Greece? Not @Swaye.
Norway, too long (TWSS).
London to Glasgow = 5 hours. Plus they invented "dogging".
So I'm gonna say the pre Brexit UK, with Japan, Spain, Greece and Sweden as possibles. Romania and Bulgaria are too stupid. Dubai is too Russian. Nobody else has trains or hookers you want to actually touch.
HAIL BRITTANIA
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Thanks to you for doing the legwork, I'm changing my guess to Japan.AZDuck said:5 hour cross cuntry train ride excludes Portugal.
Hamburg to Munich is 6 hours, Berlin is 7. Should exclude Germany.
Nowhere in the Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland, South Korea or Denmark takes 5 hours either.
Trains in Thailand are slow as fuck.
Cambodia doesn't have any trains.
Canada and Australia are too big.
Auckland to Christchurch takes 12 hours by train.
Tokyo to Fukuoka takes 5 hours.
Barcelona to Seville takes 5 hours.
Vienna to Innsbruck takes 5 hours.
Prostitution isn't legal in Italy, but raw dogging in a FIAT is, but still.
Malmö to Stockholm takes 5 hours.
Paris to Nice = closer to six hours.
Helsinki to Rovaniemi takes 12 hours by train.
Czech Republic and Slovakia are too small.
Nobody flies into Poland except Warsaw, and that's less than 5 hours from the rest of the country by train.
Baltics, too small.
Athens to Thessaloniki is 5 hours by train. But why the fuck would you go there and not the Greek islands? Also, who would pay to fuck in Greece? Not @Swaye.
Norway, too long (TWSS).
London to Glasgow = 5 hours. Plus they invented "dogging".
So I'm gonna say the pre Brexit UK, with Japan, Spain, Greece and Sweden as possibles. Romania and Bulgaria are too stupid. Dubai is too Russian. Nobody else has trains or hookers you want to actually touch.
HAIL BRITTANIA -
Train schedule superiority guy...AZDuck said:5 hour cross cuntry train ride excludes Portugal.
Hamburg to Munich is 6 hours, Berlin is 7. Should exclude Germany.
Nowhere in the Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland, South Korea or Denmark takes 5 hours either.
Trains in Thailand are slow as fuck.
Cambodia doesn't have any trains.
Canada and Australia are too big.
Auckland to Christchurch takes 12 hours by train.
Tokyo to Fukuoka takes 5 hours.
Barcelona to Seville takes 5 hours.
Vienna to Innsbruck takes 5 hours.
Prostitution isn't legal in Italy, but raw dogging in a FIAT is, but still.
Malmö to Stockholm takes 5 hours.
Paris to Nice = closer to six hours.
Helsinki to Rovaniemi takes 12 hours by train.
Czech Republic and Slovakia are too small.
Nobody flies into Poland except Warsaw, and that's less than 5 hours from the rest of the country by train.
Baltics, too small.
Athens to Thessaloniki is 5 hours by train. But why the fuck would you go there and not the Greek islands? Also, who would pay to fuck in Greece? Not @Swaye.
Norway, too long (TWSS).
London to Glasgow = 5 hours. Plus they invented "dogging".
So I'm gonna say the pre Brexit UK, with Japan, Spain, Greece and Sweden as possibles. Romania and Bulgaria are too stupid. Dubai is too Russian. Nobody else has trains or hookers you want to actually touch.
HAIL BRITTANIA -
Romania is too stupid as mentioned above, so I'm going with it. Bucharest or Oradea.
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Japan for sure
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You can't get drugs in Amsterdam?
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So are we gonna pics of the hookers or not?
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I have some pics of your mom if you want those.dflea said:
I just want pics.Swaye said:So, in a crappy version of Where's Waldo, we will play Where's Swaye?
After my emotional life changing rehabilitation, I decided I needed a trip. Out of the country. Where I can't get drugs easily, but where I can get hookers legally. Or even not have to pay for it and just raw dog local chicks. I like to live dangerously.
So, the shit ass game is to guess where I am at. Country and city. You get no hints, except what I said above, and the fact that I will not be responding for a half day because I am getting on a train to travel across the country on a 5 hour train trip. I flew into the country yesterday. That's it, for now. I assume nobody will play this bullshit, but if you do I may give more cryptic hints in the future. I am here for 13 more days.
If you guess country and city correctly, with very little info, I will let you pick my avatar for the next month. Yeah I know that is a shitty useless prize. This is why I expect very few to play. But, it is the offseason and this beats most @TopicalChica posts so take that fuckers.
Oh yeah, I promise to tell the truth on all potential hints, and will admit it if someone can guess it. I feel very confident nobody will get it. Mostly because HH is so fucking full of losers.
@dnc cannot play because we share a telepathetic sexual link so he knows where I am at all times.
Also @DerekJohnson cannot play because he can IP trace me. And fuck off @NSA_Dawg
