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  • Quietcowskee
    Quietcowskee Member Posts: 4,383 Standard Supporter

    How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?

    Here's the story...
    of a man named Strausser...
    Who was stalking some teen boys of his own...

    He was cardboard...
    Without emotions...
    He spent signing day alone...

    Doesn't confirm to the haiku format.


    Must be by Tequilla.
  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744
    whuggy said:

    How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?

    Family. Sister goes to a nearby college
    I believe. Wanted to be by her.
    That was one of the ways they sold him. What was our pitch?

    In the end she is at Grand Canyom in Phoenix and he is two hours away in Tucson I doubt he sees her often.

    If we were serious we would have offered her a scholly too.
  • whuggy
    whuggy Member Posts: 2,088

    whuggy said:

    How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?

    Family. Sister goes to a nearby college
    I believe. Wanted to be by her.
    That was one of the ways they sold him. What was our pitch?

    In the end she is at Grand Canyom in Phoenix and he is two hours away in Tucson I doubt he sees her often.

    If we were serious we would have offered her a scholly too.
    Great sales pitch by Arizona. Easy for parents to
    visit both kids. From Hawaii as I recall.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter
    Tequilla said:

    Tequilla said:

    As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first

    Babushka is shit but that will play itself out ... between Browning and then the next likely in line being Sirmon not a huge issue at the moment
    Fuck that. He can't coach and he can't recruit. Why the fuck should he get fucking pass?
    I dont see Babushka being a long term fit in the program and certainly not around for the next meaningful QB recruit

    So the plan is in place. Dallas. Dealy Plaza. Date?
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,585
    Tequilla said:

    Tequilla said:

    Tequilla said:

    As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first

    Babushka is shit but that will play itself out ... between Browning and then the next likely in line being Sirmon not a huge issue at the moment
    Fuck that. He can't coach and he can't recruit. Why the fuck should he get fucking pass?
    I dont see Babushka being a long term fit in the program and certainly not around for the next meaningful QB recruit
    You see Pete firing him? I don't think another program is dumb enough to steal him.
    I think he will likely take a smaller program HC job at some point
    Yep. I think an FCS school will take him as a HC at some point.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,585
    whuggy said:

    whuggy said:

    How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?

    Family. Sister goes to a nearby college
    I believe. Wanted to be by her.
    That was one of the ways they sold him. What was our pitch?

    In the end she is at Grand Canyom in Phoenix and he is two hours away in Tucson I doubt he sees her often.

    If we were serious we would have offered her a scholly too.
    Great sales pitch by Arizona. Easy for parents to
    visit both kids. From Hawaii as I recall.
    There's also the fact that Eletise seemed to have the mental capacity of Mongo from Blazing Saddles. Go back and watch an interview with him. He literally sounds like he has autism.

    I've heard Eletise actually committed to UW on his visit, went home to announce, and let Rodriguez put the screws to him
  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744

    whuggy said:

    whuggy said:

    How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?

    Family. Sister goes to a nearby college
    I believe. Wanted to be by her.
    That was one of the ways they sold him. What was our pitch?

    In the end she is at Grand Canyom in Phoenix and he is two hours away in Tucson I doubt he sees her often.

    If we were serious we would have offered her a scholly too.
    Great sales pitch by Arizona. Easy for parents to
    visit both kids. From Hawaii as I recall.
    There's also the fact that Eletise seemed to have the mental capacity of Mongo from Blazing Saddles. Go back and watch an interview with him. He literally sounds like he has autism.

    I've heard Eletise actually committed to UW on his visit, went home to announce, and let Rodriguez put the screws to him
    I am hearing Kearsley is an idiot and Mattingly burned all his bridges.