Thoughts on OL recruiting

whatshouldicareabout · January 2017

How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?

Tequilla · January 2017

Strausser is probably a good starting point

FireCohen · January 2017

I can never blame a kid for wanting to bone white bitches in Arizona

Penace · January 2017

I know he kind of looks like Jerry Sandusky, but does he really have a shit personality?

Dennis_DeYoung · January 2017

whatshouldicareabout said:
How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?

Here's the story...
of a man named Strausser...
Who was stalking some teen boys of his own...

He was cardboard...
Without emotions...
He spent signing day alone...

Passion · January 2017

Dennis_DeYoung said:

whatshouldicareabout said:
How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?
Here's the story...
of a man named Strausser...
Who was stalking some teen boys of his own...

He was cardboard...
Without emotions...
He spent signing day alone...

Sounds like a country song.

FireCohen · January 2017

As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first

PurpleJ · January 2017

WeakarmCobra said:
I can never blame a kid for wanting to bone white bitches in Arizona

GRONK!

FremontTroll · January 2017

WeakarmCobra said:
As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first

Whycantwehaveboth.gif

FireCohen · January 2017

FremontTroll said:

WeakarmCobra said:
As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first
Whycantwehaveboth.gif

One of them is actually a good coach.

guntlove · January 2017

For a bored whose members are so well versed in the concept of abundance, I find the vehement defending of Strausser by some to be a skosh odd. Is it not possible to find a OL coach who is both good as a coach AND a recruiter?

Strausser has been a good coach, and he's sure as fuck better than what we had here before, but then again so am I. However, let's not pretend the dude is some kind of miracle worker. Of his first class of five lineman, only one is a starter, and Strausser has done such a superb job of developing the other four, that they were all passed up by a true freshman this year, despite that freshman being 6"1 and 270lbs, and having two years less experience.

The following class only featured two linemen, and so far this year we have one.

And for those who think that coaches recruit by region, or that Pete's the head man and it's really his job to close these on these dudes, that's just bullshit. The position coach always has and always will be a massive part of these kids decisions... to imply anything else is fucking naive.

Pete's assembled a buch of great coaches who also recruit like sons of bitches too: Lake, Hamden, Gregory, Kawasaki etc. Strausser needs to be less of a leper to recruits, or he needs to fucking LEAVE. Because at some point if you're coaching a roster filled with Matt James/Jesse Sossebee/John Turner/Devin Burleson/Jared Hilbers types, it's not gonna matter how well you coach.

Dennis_DeYoung · January 2017

WeakarmCobra said:
As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first

We have been lucky enough to have 2 guys fall into our lap at QB and Smith has been the beneficiary of that.

I mean, Sirmon's dad is a prof at UW. You don't get the skids any more greased than that.

But his job on Skinny/Justin Herbert/Braxton Burmeister/Jack Sears? Atrocious.

whuggy · January 2017

whatshouldicareabout said:
How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?

Family. Sister goes to a nearby college
I believe. Wanted to be by her.

Tequilla · January 2017

Dennis_DeYoung said:

whatshouldicareabout said:
How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?
Here's the story...
of a man named Strausser...
Who was stalking some teen boys of his own...

He was cardboard...
Without emotions...
He spent signing day alone...

Need to work in jerking off to Carol Brady into the lyrics

Tequilla · January 2017

WeakarmCobra said:
As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first

Babushka is shit but that will play itself out ... between Browning and then the next likely in line being Sirmon not a huge issue at the moment

FireCohen · January 2017

Tequilla said:

WeakarmCobra said:
As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first
Babushka is shit but that will play itself out ... between Browning and then the next likely in line being Sirmon not a huge issue at the moment

Fuck that. He can't coach and he can't recruit. Why the fuck should he get fucking pass?

Tequilla · January 2017

WeakarmCobra said:

Tequilla said:

WeakarmCobra said:
As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first
Babushka is shit but that will play itself out ... between Browning and then the next likely in line being Sirmon not a huge issue at the moment
Fuck that. He can't coach and he can't recruit. Why the fuck should he get fucking pass?

I dont see Babushka being a long term fit in the program and certainly not around for the next meaningful QB recruit

DawgFader · January 2017

Seems like UW has a nice mix of PAC and WAC level coaches.

AtomicDawg · January 2017

Tequilla said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Tequilla said:

WeakarmCobra said:
As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first
Babushka is shit but that will play itself out ... between Browning and then the next likely in line being Sirmon not a huge issue at the moment
Fuck that. He can't coach and he can't recruit. Why the fuck should he get fucking pass?
I dont see Babushka being a long term fit in the program and certainly not around for the next meaningful QB recruit

You see Pete firing him? I don't think another program is dumb enough to steal him.

Tequilla · January 2017

AtomicDawg said:

Tequilla said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Tequilla said:

WeakarmCobra said:
As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first
Babushka is shit but that will play itself out ... between Browning and then the next likely in line being Sirmon not a huge issue at the moment
Fuck that. He can't coach and he can't recruit. Why the fuck should he get fucking pass?
I dont see Babushka being a long term fit in the program and certainly not around for the next meaningful QB recruit
You see Pete firing him? I don't think another program is dumb enough to steal him.

I think he will likely take a smaller program HC job at some point

dhdawg · January 2017

WeakarmCobra said:

Tequilla said:

WeakarmCobra said:
As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first
Babushka is shit but that will play itself out ... between Browning and then the next likely in line being Sirmon not a huge issue at the moment
Fuck that. He can't coach and he can't recruit. Why the fuck should he get fucking pass?

Babushka gets a pass here?

2001400ex · January 2017

Dennis_DeYoung said:

WeakarmCobra said:
As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first
We have been lucky enough to have 2 guys fall into our lap at QB and Smith has been the beneficiary of that.

I mean, Sirmon's dad is a prof at UW. You don't get the skids any more greased than that.

But his job on Skinny/Justin Herbert/Braxton Burmeister/Jack Sears? Atrocious.

Disagree. See Porter family and Romar.

Quietcowskee · January 2017

Dennis_DeYoung said:

whatshouldicareabout said:
How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?
Here's the story...
of a man named Strausser...
Who was stalking some teen boys of his own...

He was cardboard...
Without emotions...
He spent signing day alone...

Doesn't confirm to the haiku format.

Must be by Tequilla.

FremontTroll · January 2017

whuggy said:

whatshouldicareabout said:
How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?
Family. Sister goes to a nearby college
I believe. Wanted to be by her.

That was one of the ways they sold him. What was our pitch?

In the end she is at Grand Canyom in Phoenix and he is two hours away in Tucson I doubt he sees her often.

If we were serious we would have offered her a scholly too.

whuggy · January 2017

FremontTroll said:

whuggy said:

whatshouldicareabout said:
How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?
Family. Sister goes to a nearby college
I believe. Wanted to be by her.
That was one of the ways they sold him. What was our pitch?

In the end she is at Grand Canyom in Phoenix and he is two hours away in Tucson I doubt he sees her often.

If we were serious we would have offered her a scholly too.

Great sales pitch by Arizona. Easy for parents to
visit both kids. From Hawaii as I recall.

TurdBomber · January 2017

Tequilla said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Tequilla said:

WeakarmCobra said:
As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first
Babushka is shit but that will play itself out ... between Browning and then the next likely in line being Sirmon not a huge issue at the moment
Fuck that. He can't coach and he can't recruit. Why the fuck should he get fucking pass?
I dont see Babushka being a long term fit in the program and certainly not around for the next meaningful QB recruit

So the plan is in place. Dallas. Dealy Plaza. Date?

Edwin_Bambino · January 2017

I blame Stephen Schilling for going to Michigan, he started the trend

FireCohen · January 2017

Edwin_Bambino said:
I blame Stephen Schilling for going to Michigan, he started the trend

fuck that guy

bananasnblondes · January 2017

Tequilla said:

AtomicDawg said:

Tequilla said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Tequilla said:

WeakarmCobra said:
As much shit we give to Strausser, why aren't we ripping Jonathan Smith for QB recruiting? Before we go hang and touche Strausser, we need to get Babushka first
Babushka is shit but that will play itself out ... between Browning and then the next likely in line being Sirmon not a huge issue at the moment
Fuck that. He can't coach and he can't recruit. Why the fuck should he get fucking pass?
I dont see Babushka being a long term fit in the program and certainly not around for the next meaningful QB recruit
You see Pete firing him? I don't think another program is dumb enough to steal him.
I think he will likely take a smaller program HC job at some point

Yep. I think an FCS school will take him as a HC at some point.

bananasnblondes · January 2017

whuggy said:

FremontTroll said:

whuggy said:

whatshouldicareabout said:
How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?
Family. Sister goes to a nearby college
I believe. Wanted to be by her.
That was one of the ways they sold him. What was our pitch?

In the end she is at Grand Canyom in Phoenix and he is two hours away in Tucson I doubt he sees her often.

If we were serious we would have offered her a scholly too.
Great sales pitch by Arizona. Easy for parents to
visit both kids. From Hawaii as I recall.

There's also the fact that Eletise seemed to have the mental capacity of Mongo from Blazing Saddles. Go back and watch an interview with him. He literally sounds like he has autism.

I've heard Eletise actually committed to UW on his visit, went home to announce, and let Rodriguez put the screws to him

FremontTroll · January 2017

bananasnblondes said:

whuggy said:

FremontTroll said:

whuggy said:

whatshouldicareabout said:
How the fuck did we lose Eletise to Arizona?
Family. Sister goes to a nearby college
I believe. Wanted to be by her.
That was one of the ways they sold him. What was our pitch?

In the end she is at Grand Canyom in Phoenix and he is two hours away in Tucson I doubt he sees her often.

If we were serious we would have offered her a scholly too.
Great sales pitch by Arizona. Easy for parents to
visit both kids. From Hawaii as I recall.
There's also the fact that Eletise seemed to have the mental capacity of Mongo from Blazing Saddles. Go back and watch an interview with him. He literally sounds like he has autism.

I've heard Eletise actually committed to UW on his visit, went home to announce, and let Rodriguez put the screws to him

I am hearing Kearsley is an idiot and Mattingly burned all his bridges.

Thoughts on OL recruiting

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